Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>cancel got kicked for CoL
why, he was the best on the team

That's because Hero damage is the highest contributor for mmr/skill placement

They only added an exception to Zeus

Tinker/Techies/Invoker/Alchemist even if they lose can place you super high

mine

That was the idea, but still my winrate is quite high. A hefty 20% higher than my previous like 50.3% or something. That being said I don't have many games; but the goal was to see how high I could get with the hero.

mine

are you by chance, European?

Reminder to stay hydrated.

will it help me smell less?

QO windrager is looking very legit

>NA dota

Why did MVP split up?
They were a solid team together and now they're spread across 4 worse teams

guys I don't think ppd is going to win TI this year

>onyx
>bad
don't ever talk shit about my boy demons team ever again you gayboy

they needed exposure beyond their own scene

let them regroup in a year or so and their improvements will be more evident

I never realised how effective feeding is when people play egoistical rather than team oriented.
Just threaten it once and then feed two or three times and suddenly everyone remembers where their place is within the team and dota becomes fun again
God I love playing like this.

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mine

>standin.747
WHAT IS THIS? where's that 747 guy?
he already got kicked by swindle?

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Reminder to do atleast 20 mins of cardio a day dotards!

@168527681
weak bait at best

is this true ?

Im so sick and tired of begging my team to group up, when its clearly our win condition.
Like ALL we have to do is group up as 5 ONCE and just walk into their mid lane, but my carry always decides to jungle instead of pushing when we have HUGE lead, my mid decides to go solo vs 5 and feed 3 times in a row which leaves me, and the 2 supports trying to do anything, and begging our carry and mid to come with us ONCE.

I am so fucking done i will unironicly only type once "group up or i feed" and feed.

>no cancel
>they win

as a 6k player i do this every game
id say it works 77% of the time

no matter what you want to say about swindlezz or ppd, it is clear that without the extreme talent of eg's players ppd's drafting can't defeat swindlezz's drafting

You gotta admit that melonzz is easily one of the top 5 NA players out there right now.

>wake up
>singsing is streaming

>kick euroshit from ur team
>win

wew who would have taught

go bathe stinky adelaide

Uhm.. smelly dotard-san
Please take a bath, you're playing too much.

teehee~

I would fuck the hell out of Annie

I bet she sucks cock like nobody's business

what do I get in return sugoi qt bb

fuck off kyle , go theorycraft a draft instead of posting on Veeky Forums

>cant even win against cancelless CoL
lmAO

HAMSTER POSTERS GET OUT

more like eats cock

wtf

does fapping to lewd pictures of windrunner count as cardio? i do it for like an hour every day

seems like the type that's really into bestiality imo

Whenever I watch NA Dota I can't decide which team I dislike more. PPD vs Swindelz.
How can one region have so many unlikable Players as NA?

it's a fact that all love live fans are the smelliest of weebs

>implying that isn't hot

Going to the beach with your friend isn't lewd, is it?

bestiality live on stream folks

stop calling me smelly i shower twice a day...........

they hate us because they aint us

being from the third world must be suffering

unless it's a dog im not interested

>he doesn't kiss his doggo

how does your pupper know that you love it if you don't give it kissies?

>completley forgets about all the shitstains in europe

lmao noob
I shower every 2 days

it is if your holding hands like that!

lmao noob
i shower every 2 weeks

Slacks has a cute Pug

delete this you sick pervert this is a Christian imageboard!

Can you imagine how big Annee's tits would be if she was lactating?

which hero is the stinkiest?

Begging won't help. Remember that your team is full of egoistical smart asses, they want to win their own way. But they hate to lose.
It's kind of like smacking kids so they know that they are full of shit when they want to challenge you.

Dude not cool, just because Annie is ugly as fuck, it doesn't mean you should call her an animal

dusg :DDDDD

can you imagine to be annee's pussy slave
wow

The area underneath necro's foreskin is the smelliest area on any hero in dota

>random enchantress
>rush boots, run like sanic and place deep wards
>play around with enemy lina and sd wombo combo supports, wasting their time, bringing both of them down to 20% hp, escape with 50hp and shrine up with my offlaner
>bring down windlace and smoke
>gank enemy offlaner with 400 ms
what are some other heroes that can only be played with random gold?

No but I wanna find out
Abduct her, chain her up in a sexdungeon impregnate that fat sow and use her like an oversized fuckdoll
fuck...

Drow by far. She literally doesn't expect to see anyone every day when she leaves the house.

made me gag just thinking about it

why is she so perfect bros?

hot

i wish 5k core-only players would just pick a jungler instead of trying to support and being awful

i think they feel obligated to support because they normally beg for a support in their games, but they usually end up doing more harm than help

need 2 breed

Dota 2 General

DELEET THIS!

Dirge
It´s literally in his lore
>Considered to be an exceptionally filthy and despicable specimen by all who encounter him, including his fellow zombies, Dirge has wandered in from the wastes outside to serve the Lich King in hopes of finally obtaining a place of acceptance amongst the Undead masses. While he is still considered to be unpleasant as ever by the rest of the Scourge, his horrifying abilities, which include raising self-replicating lesser ghouls and spreading vile, rapidly communicable plague throughout the enemy ranks, are unquestionably powerful and may just give the Scourge the edge they need to complete their unholy conquest once and for all.

Who dis

too bad she reeks of admiral bulldog's semen

>man face
ew

that's a plus though :3

Dota skill isn't an STD

Sorry user

>teammate disconnects
>not abandon
>pause
>enemy team unpauses
>[Russian Profanities]
>this happens several times

New bug/exploit?

i want Annee to literally suffocate me with those gigantic breasts

The longer I look the better she looks, is this meme magic?

>zfreek bs
Noice. Classic.

wait who is standing in for Cancel?

techies is literally free mmr if your team isn't 0k d2g shitters, because infinite space creating

>expecting the enemy to wait during pause

itll will be just like all of ur trap fantasies user!

shes my wife BACK OFF!

how play techies?

So to get to 6k I just need to spam a hero I'm really good at?

>dat toe tho

>So to get to 6k I just need to spam viper?
Yes

yes then pretend you can play any hero once you get exposure.
dont forget to make your third party private ;)