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lol virgin

>Holy Toledo!
lol

cringe

:3

tinny here i wanna die
what is something to give my life meaning

as much as i love beer the farting and constant shitting the next day really sucks...

week in a pizza

it was hilarious

>i love beer
liar nobody loves that shit
you love getting drunk

as much as i love getting drunk off beer the farting and constant shitting the next day really sucks...

word

tinny~ lil tintin~~ :3c

as much as i love farting and shitting...

why dont they just make a highly concentrated beer so you only need to drink one or two cups out of a shot glass to get drunk

i appreciate your condolances but it was a serious question

i will go crazy soon without a thing to do that i like and gives me meaning in life

i like the taste of beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tiny little tinny boy~~~
not posting any jessica pictures~~~

just had some 'ac and 'heese. put some pepper on it and dipped it in some 'chup

*slits your throat*

-1

if you don't like the taste of beer try wheat beers (hefeweizen)

no

that lewd cat... his sultry stare...

>not posting any jessica pictures~~~
thats a guaranteed ban though in 2017
i get maybe 5 minutes of posting with a sicer

whats wrong with 'ac and 'heese?

#rekt

the problem is the 'chup

more like #erekt lol

what else would you dip it in?

wording this post hard. ketchup is nasty

you dont dip 'ac and 'eese in anything you just eat it ~_~

i like watching coming of age films because i lost my coming of age from dropping out of high school when i was 15...

thats why i hate them

its depressing

i hope you guys get deported back to africa

any word on the p'ca

falling in love on a spring day...

i hate spring

its too dry from the microwave...

...

disgusting

whenever i buy potato chips i eat the entire bag in one sitting every time even though its 11 servings

and thats just on the side of what im actually eating

i used to do that too

u fat??

answer me

maths are boring as fuck and not interesting at all

chess tho
is very interesting

i cant help myself
if theres something crunchy in the house it will be gone in 2 seconds

no

only beer drinkers get fat

i love beer
drinking some sierra nevada torpedo i just picked up and playing d2

beer is too many calories :S
cant drink it...

imagine being a genuine loving, caring and happy person

i think the gay guy at work is coming on to me...

buy those packages with lots of little bags so its easier to eat smaller portions!

youre a fucking loser virgin, no one is coming on to you, man or woman

TICKLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats me to a T :O

if you live in the year 1801
i need something actually interesting in 2017

then id eat 10 little bags

the only thing i can do is not buy it

one time i went out to eat with my parents at some "pub" style restaurant and our gay server asked me if i wanted some "sticky pudding"

my parents still bring it up every now and then even though it happened like 7 years ago

yeah maybe i'm just autistic

arent we all

so what your telling me is that were currently in 2017 aka the current year

a gay flight attendant gave me fuck me eyes or whatever. he for sure wanted my dick

how do you get a haircut

youtu.be/9nmn1R208_o
hmm

just found a really good wand in stony field! this bad boy would cost like 20k at the fricken vendor!

so the closest your parents have ever seen you to being in a relationship is with some fag who just offered you desert

loling at your life

lol indeed

what was the highest level u ever got in d2

i had a 97 kick assassin on hc but she died :|

rip in peace

i had a 89 barb

25. its pretty much a given in longer games

i go to the hair stylist and tell them i want the same thing as i got last time

well what if i never gone before

say you want a 3 on the back and sides and trim the top to match

what it looks like?

+1

sometimes i do puzzles on lichess for hours

3/8ths inch long on the back and sides
theyll also ask how long you want your bangs to be and what you want to do with your side burns

a #1 buzzcut i give myself

:)

i buzzcut my own hair with dog clippers

but then again i also have over 30 black shirts

fuckkk
cant do it i think

+1
been shaving my head for years now

+2 just buzzed my own head

instead of wine why dont people just take ethanol in a capsule and then just drink grape juice on the side?

why do people want alcohol in their beverages? it just detracts from the juice and makes it taste poisonous

why arent they interested in the different nuances in the grape juices of the world? but wine is this whole big thing? its bizarre to me

dont ruin a drink with that poison, take it in a injection or a capsule when you get home if you are addicted to drugs , but dont ruin a perfectly good drink with that

you might as well put alcohol on roast beef sandwiches if youre going to put alcohol in your grape juice

randalled

*logs into club penguin*
heh time for some fun

thats a good point

dont worry, you can do it!

"grade 2 at the sides and some off the top"
and then when they ask how you wear the top say "about half off and i just leave it how it is"

there you go a very respectable haircut

i also hate how bloated i am the day after drinking beer

imagine pushing your stomach out as far as it can go and thats whats happening to me

uhgggggg

how come zlatan looks cool with his long man hair but everyone else looks retarded?