Just got married, Veeky Forums. Knock one back for me

I was already drinking so cheers bra

I'm going to ask my girlfriend to marry me later this year. Good luck user.

>OP samefagging this hard
What a pathetic cuck.

>chrysler product
>nice

id rather take the fucking bus

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>I'd rather take the bus than drive a fucking hellcat
>Veeky Forums everyone

>shit car
>ugly wife
Nice taste, OP. Congrats anyways.

I can use paint, too.

Is she stuck in the sunroof?

>hellcat

WOW its a shitbox with BIG UNRELIEABLE ENGINE

would get smoked by a civic with a few mods

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous
im making 348 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be

Yeah. I tried to cut her in half for the insurance money. It didn't work.

This shit never gets old.

Your wife looks like a fat man on hormones and her arms are thicker than her neck, but that's alright, because at least you have a better chance at having sons that aren't lanky fucks.

i can't cant tell which one weighs more.

That already happened. Check out how low that challenger is sitting.

>mfw didn't know half the shit in this list a week ago before researching mods for my Toyobaru

Feels like I learned something.

ITT: anons get mad b/c another user has a nice car and a wife

jelly of the car tbf

jelly of the car

not jelly of the wife though

no one gives a shit

>OP on full damage control now

you can see she's already fat

You can clearly see they are at a dealership

i really hope you are trying to be this retarded.

>33 posts 21 posters

OP this is fucking pathetic.

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What's the ideal car setup for a family? The way my parents have had it for years now is my dad has a 4 seat coupe hatch and my mom has the "family" car (rav4)

Family car for the mom and something more fun for the dad? I'd never get a sedan.

camaro >dodge shitbox

Sedan or 4 seat coupe and crew cab truck.

I'd never get a horrible wagon-thing. Ever. They're fucking retarded. If you want to keep the rain off your cargo just get a bed cover. If your cargo is too long just put the tail gate down. Not hard.

chebby ss and type r odyssey

Depends on the size of the family, size of income and location obviously. What a retarded fucking question. Don't start a family. Get a Civic and kys yourself instead.

On a track, maybe, but I've put car seats in the hellcat to laugh at all the cucked dads in the minivans.

found the assmad GM fangirl

track is all that matters you fuck

enjoy your no turns and exploding shit of an engine though

>enjoy your no turns and exploding shit of an engine

He wasn't talking about GM shit.

>Get BTFO on an onramp
>"i-i could carry more speed through turns faggot"

>GM fangirls get BTFO yet again

>someone with the name "vtak yo"
>liking pony or muscle at all or caring to argue with one over the other
What the hell am i witnessing?

MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL

a GM fangirl get assmad yet again

t.assmad GM fangirl

congrats br/o/

now she'll either crash that chally, or take it as part of the divorce

marriage is a scam, but I hope it works out for you nigga

pic related is me and most other anons in this thread.

>not liking all different types of cars, from jdm to muscle

are you even a car guy m8

>I drive a shitty car on the verge of going kaput so ill talk shit about someones car because I can't afford it
Veeky Forums syndrome ladies and gents

>not liking all kinds of cars
>while I talk shit about what is admittedly s pretty awesome car

>drive a shitty car that will go kaput

nah son its so new it still has a fucking warranty

and when its in for warranty work i can just drive one of 3 other fucking cars

everyone keep in mind this post if from someone who drives a shitbox Chevy Sonic.

haters gonna h8

t. assmad GM fangirl

>everyone who criticizes my choices is just jelly
wew

>a poorfag furry managed to bait us all
we have to do better lads

but that's almost always the case with this board
I can make a post about my car that I enjoy driving and ive never had a single problem with but all get is "lmao bmw unreliable lolololol"

I definitely do but with your trip i assumed you would hate muscle/ponies in general and only be bout dat jdmbro

Challengers are the only production muscle cars still in existence. They're nice by default because no car makers dares does this anymore.

jokes on you, i actually like the hellcat, but i still think its unreliable as fuck

There is still (or was) the Chevy SS (Commodore)

>2017
>getting married
In burgerland where more than 50% of marriages fail i wish you luck you're going to need it

unreliable is to Veeky Forums as cuck is to /pol/

Why would you want to? This board is full of teenagers with no license, neets with no money and rednecks with no brain. One of the few boards worse than /tv/. Resort to tactical shitposting.

If that's a muscle car, it's a pretty gimped muscle car yo. I haven't been impressed by a Commodore since the mid 80s.

Kinda ironic with how religious America still is compared to other countries to the point where if you didn't even acknowledge god you will not even be allowed to run for any form of government in some states (not sure if its still a thing) but even with all that more than 50% of us are all supposedly going to suck demon dick anyway so we get the annoying advertisement for jesus jizz and zero taxation of religion with none of the protection from demon dick.

GG

>"no taxation without representation"
>social climate dominated by overtones of religious sentiment/ideology
>allow nonsecular organizations to lobby
garbage government

>Marriage
>he doesn't have 3 fuck buddies (male, female and a trap)

Have fun being broke and cheated on. Now if you will excuse me I have to go buy my trap friend a new bad dragon.

>implying i kiss girls

congrats man!

Shout out from fellow boat owner

>boat
Psssh.

She's pretty, rocking tits, and a sweet car.

Congrats user.

>still have largest GDP
>still strongest world power
>still the first choice destination for people seeking a better life
>still can find real opportunity and create it for yourself
hold this L

stop samefagging op

You still post here? jesus christ

Spiderman here.

>getting married

It's like you hate cars or something.

Congrats.

>liking "everything"
This is the automotive form of racemixing, please leave.

Veeky Forums is bad at sharing joy because most anons dont feel joy.
Learned that the hard way.

But congrats to you man! Hope you have a wonderful union in harmony and mutual respect and support : )

I was in bed, nigger. I haven't posted sine we left the house because the t mobile ip range is b&. Now I'm on the wifi at the double tree.

Thanks, man. I thought this thread died, but I woke up to find 50 more replies. But you're right. Everyone save a few cool anans are sour as hell.

Congrats OP! I dont drink so have raised a slice of cheese on toast in your honour

>Veeky Forums being assblasted about some nigger driving a charger while i'm shitposting in my ferrari

>charger

Then why are you even here, faggot?

Because a dealership would let someone stand on the seats to hang out the sunroof of the most expensive thing on the lot

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>it's actually a challenger
Who the hell cares, it's an entry level sporty car

Post the breasteses

Grats mate.

17 years of happy for me and my wife. Good luck to ya, and my advice for a happy marriage is "smoke weed everyday."

'grats man, all here are miatafags anyways.
remember to communicate, be understanding of each other's little annoying habits (like your handicap for liking amurican cars), and fuck everywhere. Including that car. Preferably every other day.
Also, don't get fat.
Veeky Forums has spoken

Reported to your local PD.

>arp extended wheel studs
Good luck passing inspection, dummy

>all are welcome here
That's clearly a church. A church with declining numbers grasping at straws to stay alive, but still a church.

When are you trading it in for a minivan?

What am I even looking at here? I mean, I get that it's the hood in OP's post, but for what purpose?

>Hellcat
>entry level