/twg/ - Total War General

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>tfw you will get to play a Morathi vs Valkia battle of the pscyhosluts campaign in the Naggaroth wastelands

Which diplomatic options would you like to see in the future?

>Return territory
This one is mainly for Warhammer because those areas you can't conquer might as well be buffers, but it'd be cool to have this option. Have it so it gives a general diplomatic credit with a faction, with a slight extra credit towards vassalage option.

>Request X Faction to Stop War

This one is a basic one. My two military allies are fighting over some dumb shit, I should be able to intervene and see if there's anything I could offer for them to stop stabbing each other using my lands as a fighting bowl.

>Pay X to declare war on Y

It's kind of silly you can't do this; you have to be at war with Y to be able to ask someone to declare war on them.

I also want return territory. Would be fun playing as Romaboos and returning all the conquered Roman clay to them.

Also, not a diplomacy option, but I would love if they brought Guard mode back. It's been absent since Shogun 2 and it''s such a godsend.

Some results from Dice Roller because I'm not done having fun with this
491 - Chaos Blood Engine - Khornate Choo-Choo Train.
855 - Lizardmen Siege Thunderer - Kroxigor Gunners
666 - Bretonnian Undead Minotaur - Self Explanatory
508 - Beastman Gyphon Squiggoth - Tzeentch what the fuck are you doing

Guard mode as in combat stance of units?

TW:W has that

Yeah the thing that prevents units from chasing after fleeing units. Haven't played WH in months so I couldn't remember if it had it or not.

I WANT ABHORASH IN ANY FORM POSSIBLE

CA CONFIRMED THAT THE OLD FRIEND IS NOT TODBRINGER OR RED DUKE
KURT HELBORG CONFIRMED?

ITS YAH BOY NAGGASH !!!!

DO YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF SAND ???

I have too much fun with this

It's Attila

>Empire Grail Vampire
yes, this is fun

souce?

Who could it be?

>no sauce

>Krell LL that starts with Kemmler in another VC province

>Another fucking VC LL

pls no

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>ANOTHER
>FUCKING
>VAMPIRE
>LORD

NO

FUCK

YOU

RADIOUS TWW UNIT GENERATOR

THE LAST 3 NUMBERS OF YOUR POST, IN ORDER WILL GENERATE YOU AN EPIC, COMPLETELY LORE FRIENDLY UNIT

0 - Empire
1 - Vampire Counts
2 - Dwarf
3 - Greenskin
4 - Chaos
5 - Beastman
6 - Bretonnian
7 - Tomb Kangz
8 - Lizardmen
9 - High Elf

0 - Grypon
1 - Noble
2 - Chosen
3 - Monstrous
4 - Grail
5 - Siege
6 - Undead
7 - Champion
8 - Dragon
9 - Blood

0 - Knight
1 - Engine
2 - Artillery
3 - Flagellant
4 - Lord
5 - Thunderer
6 - Minotaur
7 - Vampire
8 - Squiggoth
9 - Berserker

BONUS ROUND: TAKE THE LAST NUMBER OF THE PREVIOUS POST TO GET YOUR UNIT'S TYPE

0 - (Lore of Metal)
1 - (Artillery)
2 - (Monster)
3 - (Flying Siege Engine)
4 - (Dismounted)
5 - (Lore of Disregard Lore)
6 - (Subterranean Monster)
7 - (Long-range Artillery)
8 - (Lore of Fire)
9 - (Ranged Skeleton)

HAHAHHA here we GO again, another round of stale memes and shitposting.
another round of tomb kangz,meme rats, meme elves, meme goblins, meme squigs, AHHHH rome, le ebin vlad, and etcetera.

I'm fucking tired of this general, you autists are the absolute bane of this board, holy shit I would stomp every single one of you meme spouting neckbeards in a second with my bare hands.
For the love of god stop posting these memes, I'm tired, I just want to discuss Total War and not have to scroll trough a wall of memes.
Enough is enough.

>Not toddbringer
>not Red Duke

IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING , HERE COME DA BOYZ !

the last bit is retarded

Bretonnian Monstrous Flagellant (Artillery)

here have a meme

Rollan'

>valiant pegasus zealot flies in circles to throw his maces at the target area

Rolling

>old friend Gorbad

Clear browser cookies

makewarnotlove.com/challenge

Time to share.

memes

I've done my duty!

Greenskin Siege Lord (Flying Siege Enging) almost makes sense.

Gonna play some Warhammer tonight, haven't played in a few months. Any good mods recently?

I did done it

radious

Thanks downloading now

>Favorite Game
>Favorite Faction in the game
>Have you kissed a girl your age on the mouth?

Attila
Franks
Obviously, I aint no pussy ass ALAMAN

- KKND2: Krossfire
- Evolved
- Have Never Kissed A Girl (HNKAG)

You.

Yes, you. The one screaming, “There’s no campaign depth!” and “Creative Assembly are fucking jews!” and other slurs I dare not mention.

Tread lightly.

Watch out fellow outlaws. Marshal's in town.

Medieval 1
English
h-haha no! I'm not some normie like all those other boys_

Gee, I really wish the Great Campaign had any depth to it

but no one screams "Creative Assembly are fucking jews!"
they scream "Sega are fucking jews!" or "Games Workshop are fucking jews!"

rolling

Wait how does it work?

Do you think we going to get few more settlements added to map with Bretonnia patch?
I feel like that part of map are kinda empty

Yeah, I miss those two a lot.
Buying/selling territories should be an option. At least between civilized cultures or same races or whatever.

Same with the Declare war/stop war.
It sucks to beat the shit out of someone and force to capitulate only to have your allies remain at war with them.

>Lizardman Dragon Vampire (Monster)

that sounds fucking cool

Shogun 2
Takeda
Yes but 24 yo virgin

I have neither Facebook not Twitter

You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren’t just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.

I don’t feel awkward or anxious playing Total Warhammer around others, and your words don’t affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful world that has been carefully copied for us – and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON’T ruin this for them. We Total Warhammer fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow sons of sigmar, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.

That's ok buddy take your time.

wow, never seen roman paganism at #2 on religion before

I like my iPod more than fucking.

1212 nevar

rollan

Shogun 2
Shimazu
I did kiss a girl, i also have anal sex with a guy (does that mean im a virgin?)

Share your favorite art piece on facebook or twitter.

fukk

What should my Ghorst do? I want the campaign to be memorable, please suggest something fun /twg/

I honestly think that once your dick is inside another persons orifice, you're not a virgin anymore.

Are you bi or did you discover that you're gay after kissing a grill?

That's the next meme? I can't do that, too many normie friends.

that's pretty gay dude

everyone knows kissing is for faggots

Kill everyone else on the campaign map then kill yourself in real life.

Killing Floor/Napoopan
Support/Britain
Well I am married.....

Warhams
Empire
Yeah My best friend's girlfriend, in his house

rude

>I am married
lmaoooooo thats gay as fuck

>Isabella can field 4 Vampires on start
>special building gives 3 more early on
Damn son.

HoI: DH
Mongolia
If kissing a 16-year-old back when I was 16 myself 12 years ago counts then yeah

I'm still waiting on a source faggot.

>he fell for the wedding meme

user...

Which Black Orc visual mod is better?

Third Age (Divide and Conquer)
Isengard
I never kissed a girl but when i was in primary school i was holding hands with a girl when we went together to a bus stop :^)

>Well I am married.....
So you've kissed girls in the past but not anymore?

Holy shit that's fucking disgusting.

Nice falseflag. Von Sternberg fanboys don't get girls.

WarhammerTW
Empire (Faith, Steel and Gunpowder)
Yes, I have a fiancée

I wasn't talking about kaiserreich user

I fell for every meme. We've been together for 13 years, since we were 15, highschool sweethearts and everything.
And ya know what, it's actually fucking great, we're still all lovely dovey and shit.

And yeah, it's pretty gay.

I'm not gay or bi i like girls, but i did have sex with a guy

>i like girls
haha this fag likes girlie wirlies

I'm actually unironically really happy to read that.

tfw hopeless romantic but all gfs turned out to be not the right one

Godspeed to you user. Fill the world with love.

SIGMAR FORBIDS THIS

Isabella isn't the new lord, she's the reward IF we win MWNL. Otherwise she'll be given out some other way, maybe like Grombrindal or as a 5 dollar one-lord pack.

Vlad is in Schwartzhafen, the aim of VC early game will be to force the other Count to bow to you

Also Konrad will be a LL, whether he'll be Manfred's bitch or Vlad's bitch will be something we'll find out.

>Holy shit that's fucking disgusting.

Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it

Once in the ass is not gay
And after second time it doesn't count
You are fine.

>Kingdom of Asturias
>Raze all muslim cities
Yes that will show them, raze the cities of your people when you reconquer them from your enemies.

By Khorne, take it somewhere else fags. WE got several gay boards like Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums and /pol/.

Thanks user, it's really nice and there's every chance it'll happen to you too. Keep the faith.

VC campaign is super easy mode. Shocking.

>KURT HELBORG CONFIRMED?

I really fucking hope not. Empire needs an alternate start not another fucking (likely shitty) LL who will start in Reikland.