Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Murky GOD edition

>What's new?
>Lucio released, Valentines day shit out
youtu.be/MRlkCiPVmII
>Latest In Development Video
youtu.be/3KTsPR2oeSE
>For new players:
youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE

>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation or try mode and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, you'll regret it.

>Current Weekly Brawl
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20564632/heroes-brawl-of-the-week-february-17-2017-ghost-protocol-2-16-2017
>Latest patch notes
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20564325/heroes-of-the-storm-hotfix-patch-notes-feb-17-2017-2-17-2017
>Weekly Sale
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20529705/weekly-sale-feb-14-21-2017-2-14-2017
>WoW Event; Play Warcraft hero with friends for free mounts (Active Now)
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20532383/for-azeroth-2-6-2017

>Hero rankings, various statistics, talent calculator:
hotslogs.com/Default
heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator

>Current Tier List
robogrub.com/tierlist

>Where do I find you Egg Shell picking shits?
"/join Veeky Forums" in game chat

>Tips and other useful resources:
heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki

Previous meme:

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us.heroesofthestorm.com/esports/en/news/20529699/k1pro---"i'm-still-the-best-ranged-player-in-north-america."
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Reminder DotA is the original moba for retards

Before DotA mobas had

>Large intricate maps
>Multiple maps
>Support for more than 10 players
>Many unique objectives
>More resources than just gold
>Custom heroes
>Hero progression outside of items
>Base progression
>Creep progression
>Scripted abilities (70% of DotA's abilities are default WC3 skills)
>Objectives outside of kill x mob/building
>No neutral creep PVE bullshit
>Stats outside of Str/Agi/Int
>Options to acquire multiple heroes
>Real micro not "summon 1-4 shitty units"
>Battleships / Starships / Battletanks

DotA elitists are the biggest jokes in gaming.

>miss triple kill for looking at immortal being punched

>murky every game
>varian every game
>wowfag shitters ruining solo queues
>bad lucio always on friendly team
>Cho'gall more common since Lucio has %HP heal
>Greymane every game

Is now the time to get that Murky Master skin?

I am worried I am gonna be trash or cancer.

>Have at least half of the hero roster on lvl5 or higher.
>Can't decide on (a) main(s).
FML.

>tfw having more fun farming gold for tokens than playing hots

I'm pretty sure those were called RTS games. I could be wrong though

Drawfag of pic related here

Taking requests for reaction images or meme edits for this game. I'm not super fast and out of practice so if you leave a request in this thread I will try to make it when I get the chance.

Post an image for reference and the hero(es) desired and I do bes.

Murky was a mistake

kerrigan feeding chromie her big zerg dick

>people who love hots because unique out of the box heroes like vikings, murky, abathur and cho'gall

Thankfully they've cut back on making such abominations.

:3!

It's really interesting how every build for ever new and reworked hero (except Lunara) is considered OP here at first
Really makes me think

>arthas is bad
>vikings are bad
>nazeebo is bad
>xul is bad
>double specialist is bad

Lili or Chen.

no nsfw for now familia sry
maybe when i get back in the groove, that pic was the first time i've drawn in two years

>murky is bad
>valeera is op
>ragnaros e build is good

classic Veeky Forums!

>Lost all of my image macros after computer died
>Just got a new one with no images

Shit.

people of different opinions have said different things about most heroes in here

Simpsons ones and common reaction faces are easy enough. Good place to start.

>except Lunara

I've been trying, but can't seem to find a way to justify picking her when other Heroes are open. Is she just rather weak or has mind decayed back into bronze?

pleasepleaseplease make a thrall pepe that looks like this (instead of the gun put a doomhammer)

Kael'thas.

Fish Tank is ridiculous

It would be interesting if every poster had to disclose their mmr when presenting their opinions on heroes

No tomorrow core rush btfo

She's pretty bad but not horribly bad and also cute and fun.

Like to play her in ud.

Stitches hook and Murky.

THIS

Just walk away from him

>Get Abathur on your team lose.

When they deleting him from game because he is such a useless pile of shit.

Mm, actually. At least in-game I can open a profile to see that they're actually Bronze.

Zagara and Blessed Shield (Johanna).

Look
I got a team to kill

>stacking slow on attack
>slime slow
>slow from march

k

I miss when Abathur only had one heroic ability so he could not select the useless one

>bstep vs naventic

HAHAHAHAHA

Whos ready for the clown fiesta?

There's no bad hero right now expect for Cho.
Gazlowe is and will always be a meme so not considered.

Stitches and Brightwing are kinda on the weakside but it's not too bad bad. BW doesn't need any changes but Stitches might need some.

t. 3.4k

>stacking slow on attack
just walk away from him
>slime slow
just walk away from him
>slow from march
just walk away from him

Lumberjack Uther or your choice.

how

I wanna make a smurf just to see what play is like down there. I'm curious how anyone can be so bad to be placed there. Like how shit are they

Heh, yeah. People actually just kill themselves down here. Also funny seeing them freak out in draft when they can't even move their Hero once in-game.

I placed Rank 38 during preseason. I played mostly Sonya, Thrall, Johanna and Lili during placements.

First moba, 0 rts experience, lots of people on tilt.

I don't know, man.

No even with clone he is a useless pile of shit. What he does is not worth losing an active body.

But you can't see your mmr

I didn't have any moba experience either and I placed 17 and got from there to 1.

Are they both bad? I don't follow this shit

Your hero of choice replacing Ryan and Nuclear Warheads for the cans of Coke

Yes but they pretend they are good for some reason.

No, but you get the idea. Immediately being able to see the guy complaining about is actually Silver III, or the first person responding is GM #89 on NA.

The WoW arena system was a little shitty because the rating/achievements weren't associated with a particular character, but you could always just look at current rating.

Ditto, but stopped at 2 or 3. Queued into Fan/Kure twice and just gave up. Made a mistake waiting until the final week.

Well, good job. I don't know what to tell you.

This was my experience with HL. Point and laugh, I guess.

hotslogs.com/Player/MatchHistory?PlayerID=5427694

Hey, as long as you're having fun and aren't blaming others. Just avoid becoming that one maximum oversalt of a bronze friend everybody has.

You can't do that yourself? Pepe memes don't exactly require artistic skill

If you want to climb ranks I recomend you to stick to strong warriors, especially Johanna. You have a high winrate with her, she's pretty easy and can carry real well in low level and for me it was the hero that made me learn the game.

> bronze friend everybody has.
I think I'd rather have that guy if he's open to actually learning the game. I have one friend who loves to pve and has a raging boner for taking merc camps at all times. I've literally seen him leave long teamfights just to go capture some mercs

Well, I'm diamond 1 but my QM mmr is bronze on hotdogs. I regularly play with bronzies in QM when I'm leveling heroes. You get a lot of strange opinions. Some of the things I've seen
>malf is bad because he does no damage
>twilight dream is a troll ult, malfurion is for healing so take the healing ult
>varian is only good as a tank, every other spec is troll
>valeera's cc sucks, is only good for her dps and cloak
>raynor is better than tychus
>rank doesn't matter, it's all luck, im top damage every game and im stuck in bronze

Isn't that true for all bronzies? Reddit told me they all love taking mercs.

I wish Hotslogs was a bit more like op.gg

Sure, of course. It's just that the people down there just (at least in my experience) aren't very receptive to advice, criticisms, or whatever. They spend too much time thinking about, well, everything.

I've found this applies to other games, also. Had a Master and Silver friend in League playing together. That wasn't pretty. Also a named gladiator and 1400 player.

Valeera's armor is just ridiculous, those shoulders pads are horrendous

It's true to be honest dess

>ud
>have the crown so clearly best player
>last pick
>shitty team of plattards and diamondfafs force me to take support
>take lili
>we lose naturally
>have top hero dmg, least deaths, top soak and top siege
>team blames me because "I should heal instead of doing dmg"

good grief what is this

>tfw that one friend who plays mobas like a single player where if they win lane and lose the game it's everybody elses fault
ree

I'll likely give it another go soon. The thing is I did all my placements during the weekend last time and people said to avoid them during that time. And during the weekdays, I'm just too tired from work. I always played more Warriors than any other role. I feel so comfortable and people tend to follow me.

But yeah, I'd love to be better, it is just proving to be surprisingly difficult. HOTS may be a brain dead game for ya'll, but I've been playing since Butcher came out and am still bouncing between Gold and Silver QM MMR.

I love the game though and I wouldn't mind being better. Honestly, though, at my MMR, being better is mainly sticking to team and trying to shotcall before bad ideas pop up.

>shit so big you can't tell what their levels are or who's dead
top bronze

>people are giving him money

a 50 year old streamer who had negative MMR /hotsg/ used to mock way back during beta
he died last year

You might want to watch pro games too. They learn you a lot about shotcalling and that's real impactful for warriors since like you said your team tends to follow you. Give it a try maybe you like them.

Games on the weekends are bad but I don't think that applies much to lower ranks. I might be wrong.

>bronze
>900 mmr
>450 sylvanas games
>level 20 sylvanas

Oh.

Don't worry about when you're playing.
Don't worry about when you're doing placements.
Don't worry about weekends.
Don't worry about teammates.

Just queue up and play. Focus on you. Improve on your fundamentals. Any mode, just focus on doing things...better. Less emphasis on winning individual games, more on just performing well consistency.

Ehhhh, there's really only so much to be taken from professional games when you're still learning.

There is a lot to learn. When to splitpush, when to invade, when to play safe and back up, how to play safe and what to do when the enemy team wins an objective.

If you don't like watching you shouldn't force yourself but it won't hurt to check it out. Maybe you'll like it. I have a blast every time I watch a good team play.

And it made me a lot better. Currently I'm between masters and gm. My mechanics aren't very good, neither are my reflexes but my shotcalling and map awareness is what carries me and I learned that from pro games.

I'll get some games in. It is a bit silly to skip placements entirely for three seasons. Who knows?

Anyway, I just need to be more mindful. And maybe stick to fewer heroes. With the game pouring so much gold on me, I play tons of random heroes. I have two level 10s, Chen and Sonya, but that's about it.

I'll keep at it. Thanks for the advice guys.

I honestly hope Naventic wins. I don't like them but watching b-step lose would be the greatest thing.

Those 2 teams are filled with so many shitters with self-superiority problems. Bunch of retards who play like shit yet believe themselves to be the best players in NA.

Sure, it's mostly just about not overwhelming yourself. In every game I've ever played there are always people struggling to juggle all of the stuff simultaneously instead of just the basic...things, like spam pinging boss after getting 2-3 kills, including Falstad. Or the enemy merc camp when you're able to contest.

>away from objective you can't win
>take free structures they can't contest
>when to literally just sit on your hands and not push the wave

I also have next to no mechanics and somehow made master before losing interest and going back to WoW. Kind of want to get back into things, but...eh.

Fewer Heroes. More games. Just spam matches out.

>don't argue with people
>always look back and see if you could've done something better (regardless of outcome)
>accept you'll sometimes just lose games
>have fun, don't burn yourself out

Warriors all the way.

Yeah I saw your Chen, Anub and Sonya. They're all good but Anub and Chen are niche picks. Johanna is good all the time as is Muradin and E.T.C. but E.T.C. is also very squishy so I don't recomend it yet.

I'm pretty excited for the Crucible, I want to see the top 2 from open beat the HGC bottom 2

Naventic and B-Step dropping out is my dream.

Too bad No Tomorrow is the other bottom team right now. How come you dont like b-step? The only person I don't really care for is McIntyre

us.heroesofthestorm.com/esports/en/news/20529699/k1pro---"i'm-still-the-best-ranged-player-in-north-america."

iDream is shit too, as is Kingcaff and Matre.

And Naventic has Kenma. I can only hope that dropping from the league gives Zuna a wakeup call.
We have another season before the crucible starts so I can only hope No Tomorrow gets its shit together.

Samuro or Lt morals?

Morales if you have friends, otherwise Samuro.

>implying morales looks like that
>tfw no cute blonde aryan medic

She does have that one tint.

Also probably just Samuro, now that I think of it. Morales can be fun if you've got a friend that's better, though. Or just babying a friend that's worse.

When to pick speed over armor banner?

did they buff Alarak at some point or am I just playing better because I have the Asuka skincolor?

Yes, various skins and tints have hidden stats.

I can't think of a single situation

When you want to be discount Lucio?

They gave him more lightning range ages ago, other than that nothing.

>Toxic people can still get an mvp award
They can't keep getting away with this!

this was a good meme

does the award and upboating them even do anything? or is it just there to make people seem like they are important

>go for a fight when you're closer to 20
>when enemy team doesn't have a turnin
>when you have rag who can delay forever
What a bunch of retards. That was the only way they'd lose and they go for a fight.

No, it's just a literal +1

The little commendation system League has isn't really much, but it's better than our little updoot screen that most people skip. At least Overwatch gets a funny little play of the game clip.

haha let's go for another fight when one of our major cds isn't up :)

The play there is to go for top turning and get weavers.

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Hahahahahahaha

Good job

It's beautiful.

>Turn on tournament
>Kerrigan dives 1v5 and dies
>Turn off tournament
Bronze play is truly inescapable.

>used arrow but not horrify
How can they be so bad disorganized

>and now they respond to enemy push instead of pushing top frontwall and forcing b-step to back