/utg/ - Undertale General

Would I!

I want to give Bob a long, hard petting.

I love this fish.

Chara burpfic?

Since when were you the one in control?
Would you?

Man, I thought I had the element of surprise.
I'm not really battle ready.

Would I!
You have to be gentle when petting monsters.

happy Friday!

Goddamn, talking to you guys about Undertale gets me ROCK HARD. Every time I come here I end up with my hand down my pants just stroking it to every post, coaxing pre out of my throbbing erection reading every word that you type. I imagine you do the sane while I write out why I like my favorite or how the game should've played out in certain parts and we're both mutually rubbing our junk to the words on our screens. Eventually I cum to the thought of you writing out your next post and what it might be; a shitpost? A blogpost? A textless imagepost? My pants are getting tighter just from writing this.

Short art dump

>Chara
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>Asriel
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>Sans
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>Undyne
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>Mettaton
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>Muffet
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>Skeletons
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>Fishlizard
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>Asriel & Chara
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That's why we only work well together, partner.
Would you?

Thank you kindly, bone brothers!
Wowwie. That's what we call a "fetish"

>You have to be gentle when petting monsters.
So what happens if instead you give bob an intense ruffing all over?

Thanks man!
Would I...what?

love this goat

Many thanks twittanon

Great job! Thanks a lot!

He might get a bit irritated that you're being too rough.
Do you truly?

KEK
U
C
K

I wish there was an undertale version of this scene

Yeah okay I'm doubling my medication now.
No this isn't a sacrastic joke I just feel like I need something really much like now and the tortilla chips didn't do it.

thank you kindly

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Thank you!

Funny how I requested that while back and got this

friday is just another day

I'm still gonna give them a long, hard ruffing up all over

>it actually fucking exists
bless you

and it is a good day
Don't thank me, thank petra

-Undyne
-Nuthin', I'm just checking Youtube to see if there's anything interesting
-Nuthin'
-Nuthin', but I'm tempted to download The Prince, from Machiavelli
-Cereal until a while ago, now I'm eating Doritos and I might eat chocolate later because at night I eat like a fucking pig. Thank god for my fast metabolism
-Yoghurt drink
-Weekly fap was yesterday
-Feeling good

IT EXISTS LMFAO!!!

...

>semi-realistic portrayal of that
>now can't stop thinking how it would feel like
>again

>Jelly is a skelefag
I shouldn't be surprised.

Jelly no
He would be a notoriously poor boyfriend
Date Chara instead

...

Thanks jelly :3

I don't think he wants that.

...

Im an everyfag!
Jelly is not ready for a relationship on that level
welcome!

That is so Undernovela, I love it

Heh, the way they are dressed up reminds me of a Book of LifexUndertale image I saw. It was porn

>Jelly is not ready for a relationship on that level
Oh no, your poor secret admirer.

Love this goat! Gonna lift this goat!

>Undertale
>A Hideo Kojima game

bob has benis righr?

Yes.

Was it this one?
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>ywn cuddle with a temmie
>ywn gently fug a temmie
>ywn give bob a brojob

Eating so much pizza was a mistake

No! NO!!!

Yeah, he is the only male temmie that is shown, so I guess. But you shouldn't feel up monsters like that when they don't want you to.

Is that the silly thing where its like a drama? That was cute.
Oh dear.
ahhhh thats cute!
?????? secret admirerer????

true
I'm just thankful for the weekend

But is the spider capable of creating a race of spider/mantis hybrids?!??

Dude you have like 5 anons that love you.

youtu.be/LvCzxhvpfsA

>ahhhh thats cute!
I thought so too. I think that ship would workout, and not because they are both skeletons.

Web spinning spiders find their prey by feeling vibrations in their web with their feet.

are Muffet's feet that sensitive?

There is an user who talks about you like they like you sometimes, I don't know what else to call it. It seems like he/she may know you so it could be something else.

all around me are familiar faces

*6

>Is that the silly thing where its like a drama?
Silly? Undernovela is the best thing since sliced bread. It's AWESOME

Why did you save the thumbnail though?

I fucked up

god damn it that fatty fucker

There's only four slices of that pizza!

Give me your voices

fuck that tem village needs population and the way to that is copulation
ill get my single ass tem dick on the table delivered now!!!!

for what purpose

>tfw no sans gf

but i need it to speak

Don't bully my husbando

I doubt the spider is fresh or even originally from Pixiv, (I feel like this one in particular has been posted here before, maybe even by you) but spider production on Pixiv has come to a grinding halt.
I can try my best to find what little spiders I can and hope they are fresh.

but I have no mouth
and I must scream

I need them

but why

Gosh.
O-oh
I probably know who you mean.
I took spanish but I cant even understand parts of that besides "my wife" "skeleton" and Asgoro means Asgore (?)

>on the table
No.

he's funny

well, the rest of the can stay with it, come on now

at least youve got some point to look foward in the week to keep you going. it is an accomplishing feeling when it comes.

"what are you doing kissing my wife, skeleton?"

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yes its true jelly I love you platonically

pls no bully
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All right stupid question, and I'm seriously contemplating on what to do here
before I ask it I will say I wish you were /b/

Snort ampthetamines or eat more food?

I'm warning you

Would you have a Jelly orgy with six anons?

This Food

Snorting ampthetamines is never the correct answer.

And I think your warning is almost as funny, but mostly sad.