You awake at an used car lot being sold to Trusty Dave as a slave in a dystopian AnCap alternate future. He offers to give you your freedom, but only if you race for him in a series of races called Ultimate Moto. The races vary from a downhill touge run on Everest, to 24 hours endurance race on Nurburgring, to a highway pull on the Wangan, to a simple 5000 laps around Daytona. The only qualifier is that a car most be in factory stock condition. Upon exploring his lot you find only the following cars that aren't modified and in good condition. Which do you choose?
Dammit I forgot a V8. And this: >2045 Koenigsegg Five2One M-AWD, direct-drive perpetual motion machine 2624hp @2500RPM 5512ft-lbs @2500RPM 500kg
Cooper White
I thought she had her pants down and was taking a shit on the trunk lid when I first looked at the pic
Jonathan Moore
>no 1979 diesel Fiat option c'mon now
Eli White
Get those boots off the chrome you dumb girl.
Dominic Hernandez
They were all too heavily modified during the classic diesel car ratrod fad of the early 2030's.
Carter Foster
fuck
Give me the Tempo then
Brayden Ross
Nuclear Bel Air, please.
It better have fins.
Jordan Morales
>MT >direct drive >CVT >AT
those cars are straight in the trash
>5763kg get the fuck out of here
>AWD >2.8L L6
kek
Ferrari is an easy winner and the only car on the list I would ever want
Daniel Young
>get the fuck out of here but user, there's an exponent in there the belair has over 52 MILLION lb-ft of torque
52 MILLIOOOON
Jordan Evans
I had imagined it as the front of a '54, the back of a '57, and one of those fan/turbine looking things like the cars in Fallout, with beautiful glass bubble windshields and thin pillars.
Aaron Collins
>pick bel air >slightly touch accelerator >snap oversteer at 900mph into a tree >die sounds good desu
Jaxon Peterson
I'd play this video game.
Dylan Ortiz
weight isnt good for racing
Ayden Perry
>my masculinity depends on the amount of pollution I create
>AnCap meme & Everest touge A bit too edgy mate. But the cars are a good idea. I'd choose the BelAir.
Isaiah Richardson
This is the correct answer
Jack Walker
The AnCap meme was all I could think of to explain how and why some of these exist. The Everest touge was straight maymay, and I regretted it immediately. Should've used Fuji, St. Helens, or the Matterhorn as my big name mountain, since they actually have roads already.
Wyatt White
with that torque, you're not racing, you're just going point A to point B faster than everyone else, other cars, terrain, trees, dragonforce albums, etc. be damned
Samuel Mitchell
This
anyone who doesnt choose the the bel air is anti-american and should be gassed
Hunter Howard
Definitely the maz- >MR What the fuck is this shit? Fuck this thing, and fuck you for ruining based Mazda's glorious lineage. I'll take the chebby.
I choose Manifesto, only because the name actually sounds like a probable Ferrari name one day.
Koenigseg is overpowered tho.
Good thread op, I was laffing at several entries hahahaha.
>tfw waiting for W24 with 1L cyl volume and
Luke Ramirez
>choosing anything but a 10,000hp bel-air I'll take the airplane sir.
Robert Taylor
I stole the Furai and Manifesto names from concept cars of those brands.
Eli Morgan
Mazda >MR, 9spd MT Manual midship fuck yeah >Twincharged 3.3l 3 Rotor Doritos >1250hp @25000 RPM >263ft-lbs @any RPM HP consistently increases alongside RPM >576.9 kg Light as fuck
Brandon Clark
Maybe volvos have become taboo because they create an uneven playing field. >ram a volvo into the bel air >volvonium fuses with the reactor and creates an unstoppable monstrosity >where is your god now? >there is no god but the plutonium volvo and the dull thud of its nuclear wastegate announcing the death of worlds
