/ss13g/ - spesswomen on a spess station

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>a new meme is born....
>felicity and the lesbian waifu metaclub exposed
>one man proves everybody wrong about anime, doctors hate him

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

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I want to fuck a vox

Honk

>there are people who dislike firing pins

contribute to the wiki

Which hairstyle does your static use?

>HoS is robust as fuck
>Security is chaos because bad leadership
A shame.

Where's the bald option

I believe it's shoulder length alt. The one where you can see the ears.

I came to security as the combat borg since it seemed like the obvious place to go to ask where to help at
Got flashed and moved out and told not to help.

Thanks guys.
Only time I've ever been removed from sec as a borg and as the borg that only exists 100% to do security stuff

Kaylie Morgan a cute!

1: YOU ARE NOT SECURITY, FOLLOW YOUR LAWS
2: If you're a combat borg, ask over binary and/or the radio what the fuck you should be doing.
3: If there's auto-flashers in the brig don't enter the brig (and especially don't bitch about getting flashed when you do.)

She is. I really like Kaylie.

wasn't an auto flasher, my laws were the joke ruleset which just says ayyo dont be evil and i did ask over radio no one answered.

i went to the one section left that seemed like they could use more daka and they decided to not only turn it down but also fail to do their own job and die
like i could understand if you were so good you didnt need help but no you all sucked as much as me so it made sense to work together.

I offered to teach you morality.

>wasn't an auto flasher
It was. I was the man pushing you out of the brig. you ran straight into the autoflasher.
>my laws were the joke ruleset which just says ayyo dont be evil and i did ask over radio no one answered.
paladin is only as much of a joke as you (and your AI) make it.
As for working together; ":S Where am I needed" (would've gotten you nothing since sec was pure fucking chaos). You tried, and that's all that mattters, I guess.

nah if you were the random guy who flashed a borg with all access for asking for instructions you failed at that too

>>wasn't an auto flasher
>It was. I was the man pushing you out of the brig. you ran straight into the autoflasher.
oh then i accept pwns
still really stupid to turn down extra help for no reason during red alert the only time said extra help can even be spawned
of all the times for sec to trip over the red tape this was an absurdly stupid one

I was the pAI, I offered over comms.

Dont make fun of my head! Im pretty tough yknow.

Curious, what did you get upgrade wise? Apparently you were in a gun or something and I didn't know PAI's could do that

The brig had no sec crew in it apart from me, the "warden." Most of the hostiles were near central access and departures.
I did make some stupid calls, however.

Nothing. You can stick pAIs in Smart Lasers that you order from Cargo.

Post spess animu

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How tough?

You can stick pAIs in SmartGuns (from cargo), medibots (from robotics) and MULEbots (from cargo) nowadays. And you can stick them in PDAs if you're into that sorta thing.

Alright let's honestly rate waifus

Trinity Prewitt is cute but slutty and is the sort of girl that would ignore your texts and want to be abused. In reality she just wants to be a loving housewife

Interesting thanks. Something to give a try at some point for funsies.

I also want to give a janitor bot illegal weapons upgrade to see if it gets the slipping juice and how much that'll annoy antags

Being able to stick pAIs into other pAIs when?

Sounds pretty shitty.

>missing Knights of Sidonia

youtube.com/watch?v=wckZcVFLU24

>MULEbots
Didn't know this one either.
Interdasting.

This any good? I really liked Blame until I lost track of where I was at and couldn't figure it out since so much of it is nothing actually happening

hachi
best birb
BES T BIRB

It's good but the ending upset me until I started Season 2

I haven't gotten around to finishing S2 yet though

If you give me a full list I'll create a waifu tier list

Please tell me which Byond client to use. They're all shit.

Out of the question:
>510.1347
>511.1355
>511.1363
>511.1365 - yes, I know serbia uses this one, but the viewport freezes quite often for me
>511.1367

I get crippling issues with all of these. While I forgot which goes with which, some insight:

>subtlePMs not arriving
>half of the messages not displaying
>viewport freezing
>tremendous lag when more than 2 tiles are messy
>gg, doesn't even connect (black screen)
>huge lag (usually, I have 45ms, but with one client, 150 at least, 500 usually)
>random disconnects

>healed skin form burns and blunt aren't horriblly disfigured/cracked

Thanks
I only read the mangus, didn't even know it had an anime but may watch this one. The blame guy's artstyle has a habit of making everything kind of fuse into a mess of greys

Nooooooo ERP

Our Democratically established President Jefferson Davis of coal Kentucky, by the Grace of God, of the Confederacy of the United States, established by the secession of those with courage enough to stand up to the overbearing Federalist Union, composed of the rolling hills and red clay of Georgia, sandy beaches of Florida, coasts of South Carolina, flatland and desert expanses of Texas, swamps of Louisiana, and each bank of the Mississippi River, does hereby claim this land in further opposition to the states of the Union, to better support the Confederacy and her continued success and secession, may God guide and provide for the hand of Robert E. Lee.

Catherine Daamsguard
Annie Rodgers
Ginger Beach
Julia Brandt
Rail Kinson
Fay Ellione
Terry Watson
Assistant Unit
Emilia Davidson
Surfer Brooks
Felicity Rivera
Ashe Mallory
Hyun Ae
Hime Kizuna
Megurine Luka
Caleigh Stall
Trinity Prewitt
Naomi Williams
Zalika Salib
Rin Fukumito
Ailsa *garbled welsh word*
Rina
Fritzl
Avada Colander
Sue Bowchief
Angelite Entyshak
Cynthia Jardine
Alice Conrad
Greer Greenhorn
Kaylie Morgan
Evangelyne Garland
Reica Carter
Mallory Brooks

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>don't appear on this list
Thank god.

so as a borg am i allowed to abandon someone to die if saving them would kill me if they arent human?

>if they arent human?
sure no problem

Sure.

Under asimov you only have to worry about humans, however, this doesn't exactly give you a free ticket to kill non humans just because you want to.

Dandy Pompadour, and I love it.

how do you remove ads on byond holy fuck

Nya, fluffy and Messy. I love it haha :) *honk*

You have to remove flash from your computer

i did but they're still showing up. is there some other Flash thing i gotta disable?

Nope. Never heard of any of these people. Someone else is going to have to do it.

Maybe there's a Flash plugin for IE?

>Under asimov you only have to worry about humans, however, this doesn't exactly give you a free ticket to kill non humans just because you want to.

It should be possible to kill non-humans, as it really doesn't matter under your lawset. All in all, your lawset SHOULD matter. This is the entire reasoning behind bans for not following your laws in the first place.

Either change the lawset, or stop whining about silicons murdering Pox. Admins banning for this are clearly in the wrong.

You miss Cant Pin the Rin Hiroshima

nevermind figured it out, just added byond.com/rsc/ad.html to restricted sites in my internet options

God Tier
Assistant Unit
Ginger Beach

High Tier
Evangelyne Garland
Hime Kizuna
Caleigh Stall

Good Tier
Rail Kinson
Trinity Prewitt
Rina
Angelite Entyshak
Alice Conrad

Bad / Boring Waifunurse tier
Catherine Daamsguard
Annie Rodgers
Megurine Luka
Reica Carter

Shit Tier
Fay Ellione
Surfer Brooks
Felicity Rivera
Ashe Mallory
Hyun Ae
Naomi Williams
Kaylie Morgan

Insufferable Trash Tier

Julia Brandt
Emilia Davidson
Rin Fukumito
Avada Colander
Sue Bowchief

Literally Who Tier

Terry Watson
Zalika Salib
Fritzl
Cynthia Jardine
Greer Greenhorn
Mallory Brooks

Male Tier

Ailsa

>Under asimov you only have to worry about humans, however, this doesn't exactly give you a free ticket to kill non humans just because you want to.
how does this even vaguely answer or even have anything to do with my question. who the fuck is killing. its a matter of ignoring rule 3 or not ignoring it since most borgs ingame seem to just treat all races except the birds the same as humans

yay

>Hime isn't in male tier
Hello Niggly!

How does it not answer your question? If they aren't human you don't have to give a shit about them.

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>Surfer
>shit tier
Fight me.

of course, you can be a total douche with non-humans

i guess im more confused on why you brought up killing when it had absolutely nothing to do with anything
i dont play cyborgs to kill thats dumb

>tfw I'm in shit tier

what did I do wrong, and by I, explain every choice in shit tier and why they suck.

Kaylie Morgan is annoying!

also super shit besides Reica and Felicity

Shut up, Hyun.

>Didn't make the list
>At least I didn't appear in a bad tier

boy i love not being in these lists, better than being a shit waifu-
>angelite still here
Jesus Christ

Posting old screen shots c.2011 to 2013

...

I can't find any shots of the old bar. Feels bad, man

Technically you could kill every single nonhuman on the station. You will get bwoinked but it won't be for breaking your laws

>puu sh/u86pa/317107284e.webm

This is me, as my viewport froze. AGAIN. YES, FUCKING AGAIN. Still slipped someone, somehow.

...

do you guys close your labcoats?

>tfw good
Just doing by job desu desu

No, it looks like shit

I never realized how much I missed the old theatre until now

No, that's for gays

Keep it open like the slut i am.

>be on test serb
>powering up chapel to fire GPS'
>see something in the corner of my screen
>think nothing of it
>I hear a loud ass HIISS like an alien
>jaunt the fuck outta there
>comeback with x-ray and scrying orb
>nothing was there
>check adminwho, no admins
>look at PDA
>no one's here with me

Rail is smart and kind and robust and tough and best bird.

>God Tier
Ginger Beach
Mallory Brooks the Ash Surfer

>High Tier
Assistant Unit
Evangelyne Garland
Megurine Luka
Caleigh Stall
Naomi Williams

>Good Tier
Rail Kinson
Trinity Prewitt
Rina
Alice Conrad
Cynthia Jardine
Ashe Mallory
Kaylie Morgan
Zalika Salib

>Bad / Boring Waifunurse tier
Catherine Daamsguard
Annie Rodgers
Reica Carter
Angelite Entyshak

>Shit Tier
Fay Ellione
Surfer Brooks
Felicity Rivera
Hyun Ae

>Insufferable Trash Tier
Julia Brandt
Emilia Davidson
Rin Fukumito
Avada Colander
Sue Bowchief

>Literally Who Tier
Terry Watson
Fritzl
Greer Greenhorn

>Male Tier
Ailsa
Hime Kizuna

HOW

spooky
report back findings

>in trash tier with all of my chums and morena
I love it

Fay is dead nibba.

>Literally Who Tier

Those who are not mentioned...

Including me. I do change my static name every time I change gimmick though.

Do one for husbandos

>object tab
>"toggle labcoat buttons"
ez

What husbandos do we even have?

This was yesterday, I have never figured out what it was.

Me

Husbando list
>God tier
Kurt Jacobs
Patrick Bateman
>Shit tier
THE REST

>Patrick Bateman

Haha.

Glad that waifu loving retard is gone. Guy was practically Chase tier.

He's not back though, is he?

>Kurt "h-hey check out my dick please notice my shitty femdom fetish" Jacobs
>Patrick "life fell apart because of a 32x32 female sprite" Bateman
>good
Good joke my dude

When are we bringing back this Chem along with hat storage?