Why do you drive a civic?

Why do you drive a civic?

I don't, why (do)n't you drive the best NSX?

NSX? slow piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of that in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:
- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Turbonetics t74 t4 twinscroll. turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous
im making 348 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be

Because it's cheap and easy to maintain.

Because it cost me $750, and costs $120 to buy a new clutch, flywheel, brake pads, and brake shoes.

It allows me to spend more money on m other projects like my 240Z and my CB750

Pretty much every civic driver

because it gets me to and from work in an efficient yet fun manner

because it's cheap and has endless options for tuning. (Yes I know mine looks like shit)

i know this is copypasta but this would be an insanely fast car

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