/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Previous Life: >When does Season 3 end?
February 21st.

>Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>PTR Patch Notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20529203

>Additional PTR changes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753097493

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

>Discord:
discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
owg.pleb.pl

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Winston! The First Panda in Space!

He might look cute and civil, but watch out! When he gets angry, he shows his true...colors.

Angela has had some work done since she turned 40.

流行语!!!

Talon's newest sniper. Less conspicuous during R&R.

Ever wonder what happened to the top half of Lucio's sonic blaster suit?

One Rocket Launcher? Why not Two?

MEDIOCRE!!!

He's not a young fad anymore.

MEKA not included.

That Hanzo is just Green Arrow. It's just Green Arrow!

And is that Sephiroth? What the fuck?!

I got nothing. It's literally Sephiroth.

Honestly I really hate that we have the medal design to compare our performance instead of an actual scoreboard.

Because for some magical fucking reason having transparency aka a fucking scoreboard in your COMPETITIVE FPS that you are trying to make into an ESPORT would just make people "sad"

Blizzard balancing philosophy

First for no Muslim gf to play OW with.

youtube.com/watch?v=JuWL5k7bY38&t=11s

Does Bootleg girl McCree have a huge rack or is it just the angle? Who's supposed to be Genji here, Raiden or Sephiroth?

In Chinawatch McCree is a woman is gets fugg in da ass by RAIDEN GENJI

OW = BTFO
CHU = RIP
CHINAWATCH WINS AGAIN

I congratulate you on finding single pictures of the characters.

Did they just get published?

Anyway, nice.
Would have loved higher quality, but
>quality form china

h-how do I make Veeky Forums friends?

What the fuck is this trash.
Holy fuck what a clusterfuck, it looks like characters from different games put together.

pathetic.

You don't

Just like Overwatch.

also that's actually Tracer
And that's Lucio

There is a link to a discord in the OP. I wouldn't expect to make "friends" though.

autistic bloo faggot thinks his retard waifu is anything but cringe

lol'ed irl, you must have the brain of a kid

Do people really want them to balance the game around the 1% of top players?

Is it a dude though?

Not really, you can see a shared artstyle between the characters.
Meanwhile there's absolutely nothing in that clusterfuck that tells me they are from the same game.
It's just awful.

where did you get these images from? Well done my man.

It's dumb because I'm a reaper main and can easily get gold or silver for every match almost for elims and damage but that doesn't mean I'm playing well.

My best reaper games are when I'm flanking constantly and killing key targets which won't get me gold medals usually.

On top of this if some genji and s76 only players join my game it's easier for me to win if I just swap to reinhardt or fill as a healer.

I'm not usually going to get many medals as reinhardt even I'm the smart player for picking him.

Also a junkrat spamming into rein+zarya shields is actually losing their team the game no matter how far ahead they are in damage

look like someone got rejected by the smug

She can get accepted by Winston's zapper

This was vandalised in a bathroom stall at a Sam's Club. I'm still deciphering the message, but I think it means No McCreaper 76 shipping.

t. Pharah main

Yes you nigger

Esports keeps the game alive, especially if it's single purchase.

the alternative for jizzard is to make this game subscription/seasonal pass or go full freemium.

Pretty much. It's not a great indicator for most heroes with their specific roles. Or you could have gold elims as Soldier as you probably should, but you only have half as many as you should because your whole team is doing terribly including you.

Having gold didn't mean you were doing well.

Peek under the hood and find out, my man!
Welcome to the land of Orient!
the land of exotic spices and mysteries!

eSports are the cancer of this game, and every game would improve if you kill it's eSports community.

Why is the billboard backwards?

>Esports keeps the game alive
???

Vast majority don't care about e-sports at all. Maybe "alive" as in alive in /v/ and reddit gaming boards.

Is there a QP without widows?

taptap.com/forum/a37992?page=1

Here you go, fellas!

Hero Mission is yours to peruse!

Mitigating rating loss doesn't mean that he still isn't losing rating, though.

are not fucking seeing my point?

no esports = no money for jizzard except for one off purchases and lootbox losers

lootbox losers aren't enough to keep the game afloat alone and eventually most people will have a copy of OW so Blizzard will no incentive to keep the game updated as they'll get no extra money for doing so

come on you fucking losers. Blizzard isn't a charity

except that she isn't real

They already got their money after selling 20m copies

>single purchase
lolno loot boxes my man, they gonna keep the game alive

>no esports = no money for jizzard except for one off purchases and lootbox losers

Why do you think they are focusing on events instead of eSports?

thank you my man

>lootbox losers aren't enough to keep the game afloat alone

>Ripoff of Junkrat
>looks like shit

Where do you think the e-sports money from blizzard comes from?

Loot boxes.

>lootbox losers aren't enough to keep the game afloat alone
Yes they are.

>lootbox losers aren't enough to keep the game afloat alone
i dont think you understand how much money they make from this stuff

Could they choose someone other than a panda.
That's literally Ziegler if she was in porn. And here it is, the "fuck me" window. You're asking to get a bullet in your stomatch.
This one isn't too bad.
I think i've seen this design somewhere else with minimal differences.
Um...ok? It's not bad, but it's far from great. And this one has "fuck me" window too.
Ow. Those proportions.
What the fuck is going on in this clusterfuck of a design?
For some reasons, the first thing i thought of was Admiral Dane from Metroid Prime.
What up with the "fuck me" windows and this game?
Ok, they didn't even try here. He doesn't have a sword, does he?

Imma reply to the b8 too guise

Reaper is shit as a flanker. Everything he does is loud as fuck, he loses the 1v1 to almost every DPS hero and ana, and he can't touch lucio. Reaper flanks depend on the other team being deaf and retarded.

Here's Bootleg Roadhog's bio:

Born in California, a butcher family, addicted to sex, he made two guns, a light burst gun, behind also carrying a large Gatlin, holding the slaughter of the hook, California 1/3 missing population, is said to be his masterpiece, he is a man to eat the devil. When the mankind destroyed the day, he escaped, and then he found the world is chaotic, which makes him very excited, he started in California, the grass head king, do not know where to extract the gene liquid, you can let him Quick recovery.

Nah, man. That's just a Skin. This is Chinese Junkrat's regular appearance.

What the fuck IS Reaper's job, then? He can't flank for shit, he can't kill tanks worth a shit, all the offense characters he can kill aren't countered by him, they're skill matchups.

>fuck me windows
I guess you're more of an ass guy?
>this one isn't too bad
Found the Reinhardt main

His Q.

This looks better than any current soldier skin. Blizzard really fucked up with the soldier.

>it's another volskaya 1-1 draw episode

I fucking hate the mercy game.

google translation has me in stiches

Holy crap the backstories!

Immortan Pirate

Then there's just a fuckin clown face stapled to his leg

His Q isn't good, though.

Big front line brawls and Q. He's a bit better at dealing with tanks now that dva isn't the best hero in the game.

okay. They got their 20million purchases, now why would they bother continuing to develop their game? This is basically exponential decay, the more people who buy their game, the, the smaller the rate of people buying their game gets and therefore the less money they make from continuing to keep the game updated. After a while, it'd just be more profitable to start working on a new game altogether, or maybe paid DLC
right okay fine, I admit I was wrong on the point about loot boxes. I didn't realise how much they made from it.

That being said, I'm guessing Blizzard figures it still is probably more profitable for Blizzard to balance around esports and keep that as an alternative source of money than it is to balance to balance around the average player and rely on the additional interest in the game and the additional loot boxes it would bring them.

So, he is accurate to the shorts where he doesn't do anything?

Reaper can't fight at the front line since he can die pretty easy. I do best when coming from behind and killing the back line.

Dps classes will only win if they see him coming. He can erase most of them before they can turn around.

This is your hacker for tonight

>muh espurts

Won plenty of KoH maps because of it.

You can still 1v1 a reaper no problem as D.va.

Yes but running dva actually has downsides now.

>D.va gets nerfed specifically so she can't ignore Reaper unloading 8 shots into her face
>immediately replaced in the meta with tanks who still can
>Roadhog now just kills Reaper outright instead of D.va

Reaper needs some kind of long range functionality. He's got tank ranges without tank survivability


>I've won with him
>so he's good

Black widow: she is the former Soviet Union's ace agent, is the product of the former Soviet Union gene improvement, and finally the former Soviet Union found the black widow Natasha more and more cold, and even their own people did not let go, then she completely frozen until Umbrella organization, her release from the new. The umbrella organization implanted the mechanical brains to her, and since then she became a machine that would only kill people and hunted the guardian dawn members who dared to fight against the umbrella.

HOLY SHIT. GENIUSES

They made Roadhog literally Immortan Joe, why not just go all the way and make Junkrat a warboy

The only thing they did right with the bootleg Widowmaker is giving her normal skin.

Well it was always a close fight before her buff. When she had 600 armor or whatever it was impossible to win as Reaper. Now he has a chance of winning.

Agreed.

Alice was born in England, her childhood blindness, abandoned by her parents, was adopted by an old man, although many unfortunate occurred in Alice, but her heart is really kind, she is willing to use music to convey good. When the day of destruction came, in the face of panic-stricken people, Alice used her passionate piano to heal the wounds of mankind. All the people in the suffering, are eager to hear that can smooth all the pain of the sound.

HOLY FUCK SLOW DOWN ON THE DARK SHIT, CHINA

tfw it's a healing a team that instalocks DPS and can't kill fucking shit episode

>Roadhog now just kills Reaper outright instead of D.va

Roadhog can't tank him though. Whoever lands the better shots wins. DVA could just win like 100% of the time before

Well that d fucking retarded, they gonna lose a bit more players balancing it for the top tier who are much less likely to pah for boxes than the average 5hrs a week Joe that wants the same shit because now the game is much less enjoyable due to it being balanced for roughly 30 people

>I guess you're more of an ass guy?
I seek balance.
>Found the Reinhardt main
Zen
all day
every day

>giving Amelie Widowmaker tats
>when she's supposed to be Amelie

rrrreeeeeee

Instead of a tank buster, I usually play him as a squishy buster, you can 2-shot most non-tank heroes in the game, and most of them aren't very good at close range.
I think he needs a buff though, he has no place on the current meta.

>literally the same name and nickname as Marvel's Black Widow

OW Roadhog = destroys his own home, gets cancer or something, becomes a deranged outcast because of his own shitty plan, basically a child who swore at his mom and now goes without his good boy points

Immortan Hog = Alpha psychopath, most successful serial killer/mass murderer in history, is not the devil, HE EATS THE DEVIL! Not even hell would take him in! He enjoys the world he's in, instead of regretting everything he does like betahog. When he finds out how to extract the gene liquid, Overwatch is BTFO

Chu and Orcfucker BTFO once again

Guarding the dawn of the organization, in order to save more refugees, as well as injured members of the organization, the heroic mission of the scientists to create a lot of battlefield medical robot, they are no exception are female modeling robot, they are in the darkest and most cold place to run around, Only to save people struggling in the suffering, which has a mechanical angel, gradually with their own consciousness, she gave himself a name called Sophia.

???? I don't know how to understand this properly, but I choose the dark path of NANOMACHINES OVERTAKING HER OWN MIND FOR THE GREATER GOOD

Roadhog needs the spread lowered just like Roadhog, his close range damage is laughable and thats where he should be the best at,

They made Junkenstein the base model then.

No motherfu-
>I seek balance
You know what?.....I think I can believe you
>Just like himself
The fuck you on about?

Keep em coming. These are great!

Reaper has to engage Roadhog at a range where he only needs one solid bodyshot or one hook to kill Reaper, where Reaper has to dump 4 shots into hog at minimum. This is ignoring that Reaper would have to get in range of Pathboar, who has a vastly larger threat radius than Reaper does.

Most of the priority heroes for Reaper aren't meta themselves: Zenyatta isn't good, McCree is outmatched by S76, Mercy is dogshit at the moment, and Ana can just duel Reaper and win thanks to le burst damage maymay

I meant Reaper needs his spread lowered like Roadhog

She's post-Talon Amélie.

I want to know why he has a fucking clown mask on his hip