Is this the hardest time in history to get a gf/wife?

Is this the hardest time in history to get a gf/wife?

In China, maybe.

Go outside and talk to people.

Get money.

Statistically yes. More men are alone than ever.

The best time is always post war, as the male population is cut down and women outnumber men, so start improving their looks and talking to guys they wouldn't have given the time of day a few years ago. Or the easiest time and place was to be a rich young boy in edwardian England. Girls from across the world would literally apply to marry you, and if your father was kind hearted, he would let you pick whichever one you wanted.

It's pretty fascinating how relationship dynamics have changed over the past 100 years. With more men being subs nowadays due to the demonization of masculinity in media, more women will be forced to take on dominant roles to find a husband. We probably won't see a full switch though, sadly.

China just imports Africans/Flips.

I'd argue that men in Saudi Arabia have it the hardest. It's 150 men to 100 women.

Not to mention Al'Chad Iq-normieza gets 10 wives


REEEEEE SUNNIS GET OUT

Pretty easy to get your dick wet these days my dude just download tinder and swipe right to everyone and depending on how low your standards are some chick will suck your dick for free it's amazing.

Finding a real relationship is kind of harder depending on your perspective. True. your dad no longer talks to the woman down the road and arranges a marriage with her daughter but at the same time the internet and ease of travel has broadened your ability to find someone truly compatible and interesting so it's a mixed bag. More effort, more choice.

That's of course in the west, as a middle class guy in particular. I imagine if you live in urban China it's much more unpleasant.

They just buy SEA, African, and Slavic women to be "maids" before burning their passports and locking them in rape dungeons

Damn, so it's always going to be this wishy washy bag of piss?

Not him, but you forget that history repeats itself.

>Pretty easy to get your dick wet these days my dude just download tinder and swipe right to everyone and depending on how low your standards are some chick will suck your dick for free it's amazing.
Why does the ignorance of people who write things like this make me so unreasonably angry.

Not at all. If you live in the west, one of the easiest actually.

Let's not forget that before the advent of modern medicine circa 19th century or so, women died enormously more frequently than men (you don't get nearly enough war deaths to compensate for the number of women dying in childbirth) so you usually faced a pretty severe imbalance of men and women.

Dude, in many ancient societies life was shit.
Finding a woman was just one of the hardships.
Most people just take everything for granted.

Good luck finding a woman in a society where all the women are owned by polygamists.

Wtf is happening on Veeky Forums, there are so many threads dedicated to people with vaginas right now.

Idk I guess you blow it on tinder all the time.

it's the easiest. it's just always been hard with ugly social rejects with zero status. your view is just very skewed by your life experience.

While Veeky Forums, /pol/, and /leftypol/ were fighting for supremacy, /r9k/ swooped in through the borders unnoticed, taking up land as they went.

Sort of like the Turks in the Middle East.

>/r9k/ is the Ottoman empire now

The Sultan demands tendies now, REEEEEE AUSTRIANS GET OUT.

>Refuses to come out of the Golden Cage
Makes sense now.

Moar liek /rWHINEk/, amirite?

That bait was haram, Mehmet.

IIRC There was a Padishah named "Selim the Grim", so that pushes the r9k analogy even further.

at least in the west, its the easiest its been in since before christ. go on a date, hook up, get gf, dump gf, whatever.
and with that being said.... go outside user and stop being a fag

Yeah probably. Too many people these days busy with work or school for a real love life, and too many prostitutes both male and female, meaning some men/women never really want a real relationship. Also NEETs and neckbeards have skyrocketed the population of neckbeardom since the rise of the internet.

Last but not least many gays and lesbians coming out more than ever.

We are living in the darkest timeline.

Chinese don't like Flips/Indos that much, featurewise (save for Flipchinks I guess). Maybe those guys raised by fucking maids in Hong Kong or Taiwan lel. Freudian and all that.

Most Chinks gun for Thai or Vietnamese.

Russian is the top score though.

Vietnamese girls are probably the most beautiful on Earth. It's like a chink fugged a moeblob, just perfect doll-like females.

No.

If you live in the West and non muslim bits of Asia, today's the easiest day to find grills.

Dial shit back to hunreds of years earlier, you going to of your way to meet a girl without her family knowing is a fucking social disaster.

Oh fuck I thought that was a pregnant woman in the thumbnail.

Only if you are ugly and fat.

...

ditto

Wasn't this the guy who banned alcohol but died of alcoholism?

It's probably the easiest

150 years ago you needed a job, a house and solid connections
Now you just need to go outside and not be autistic

1. no
2. its actually not hard to find a girlfriend you probably just have unrealistic standards compared to your own self. either aim lower or improve yourself
3. there are no shortage of boards where you can complain about your loneliness and this shouldnt be one of them
4. kill yourself

If your posting on here, you'd probably be dead already anytime beforr the 1880s. So no this is as good as it gets for the likes of us

Dunno, I know him for wrecking the Memeluks.

Because you're an angry, awkward virgin most likely.

I literally go on this site to feel great about my wife, well-paying job, and graduate education while posting LoGH image macros.

It works every time. Thanks for being so pathetic, /r9k/.

You're married
I feel worse for you than the most pathetic /r9k/ virgin

No, it's incredibly easy. I doubt it's ever been this easy in the history of mankind.

>get any job above minimum wage (if this is hard for you, you are an actual retard beyond help)
>go to the gym occasionally, 1-3x a week
>eat some semblance of healthy food, don't eat fastfood or drink soda pop
>have at least one interest that isn't videogames, porn, or internet memes and involves going outside

That's it. The above advice will result in you obtaining a GF, guaranteed.

Why? All the ">marriage is le so bad, no sex ever lol" shit is just a meme.

And before you ask, no I'm not in the 'honeymoon phase' or whatever still, I've been married 10 years. It's a matter of finding someone who's a good friend first, and everything else second. Who wouldn't want to spend all day with their best friend?

If you're into swinging or threesomes it's cool, I guess

Marriage is pointless in 2016, though

Also, once you've got your job that pays above minimum wage, save this image and apply the advice within.

You will now be able to buy a car, a house, and retire comfortably. You're welcome.

>Why does the ignorance of people who write things like this make me so unreasonably angry.
Because you're probably not around a 6/10 male at least and fail on tinder senpai.

>All the ">marriage is le so bad, no sex ever lol" shit is just a meme.

It really isn't.

>If you're into swinging or threesomes

Oh, I get it now. You're a literal cuckold, wanting to share your partner with other people sexually.

I'm not even memeing or joking, you should consider exercising more or taking testosterone supplements, because that's not normal.

Well, let's think about it this way: I'm happily married and I'm saying it's not a meme, you're not and you're saying it is.

Put differently, which of us do you think knows more about marriage?

So, you're saying I should take your anecdote as some kind of objective truth, as opposed to the real numbers, which says that 40-50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Think about it. You've literally played flip the coin with your future, and you're just hoping it lands heads when you chose heads.

I think that if you're the type of person who makes your decisions about love, marriage, and relationships based on statistics and probability then you've got a bleak, lonely life ahead of you.

His wife will get bored of him, guaranteed.

>Calls someone pathetic for marrying someone else happily
>Complains about others forcing their views on them when they defend their stance

>as opposed to the real numbers, which says that 40-50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Are you capable of critical analysis of sources? The fact you'd use *that* particular figure shows you are not and rather agreed with it straight away because it fitted with your already preconceived notion of how things are.

Seeing as much like you, I'm here for life, I will report back if and when that happens. I just don't see it happening. Why do you think that?

>I think that if you're the type of person who makes your decisions about love, marriage, and relationships based on statistics and probability then you've got a bleak, lonely life ahead of you.

So you'd rather I decide upon my future with irrationality, emotions and tarot cards?

No, but when it comes to love and relationships you should probably use your emotions. They exist for a reason, you aren't a robot as much as you might wish you were.

I'll even appeal to the logician in you: do you observe more success in relationships based on cold logic, or based on emotions? Has your logic and statistics gotten you a girlfriend yet?

If you're resistant against deciding any future decisions through emotions or through risk, it's no wonder you're bottom of the barrel trash, trying to make up your lack of confidence by striking others down.

The whole world nowadays is run by a society of over-emotional people, and it's those feelings combined with hormones that has drove humanity to reproduce time and time again. If you refuse to get on board, that's fine- but don't put down the more courageous or willed neighbors you have that are trying it.

Why the fuck is so hard to understand that I don't want to risk losing half my property or more, and potentially never seeing my children again, just to be able to say I am married?

I don't think the positives outweigh the negatives, and there's thousands upon thousands of men that agree with me.

No one forced the decision on you, I highly doubt anybody on this site actually cares about what you want- you decided to call someone pathetic for deciding to be happy, though. Next time just don't sound like scum and you won't make yourself look sad.

>you decided to call someone pathetic for deciding to be happy

Where did I do that you projecting asshole?

I've been fucking escorts for the last 3 years.

See where the conversation started
otherwise disregard

Sorry, but I'm not that guy. This is my first post.Sorry for not specifying.

feels like it but I've never tried and spend the majority of my day socializing on an anime imageboard

Waste of money senpai
Go hook up with real sluts

Just go to any PUA forum and find some people to go out with
They'll often be as big losers as you, but some may teach you

Going out alone is just going to kill you
Find some nonjudging bros and start practicing flirting

Because I'm a pessimist and agree with those that claim humans aren't naturally monogamous. That being said, not knowing you, I wish the best for your marriage. It'd be great to have a devoted wife who loves me and only me, but that seems like a pipe dream.