/dbt/ Daily bike thread

>so autistic he makes threads early just to remove greentext that triggers his autism
>loves LWR because he has no real friends to go on motoadventures with

you dig your grave deeper and deeper by the post user

>likes LWR
>doesn't know the bump limit
>can't make an OP
>talking about 'legacy' shit like he's a fucking oldfag

So, you watched LWR today and have come to the bike thread for the first time? Welcome, faggot.

Post boipucci

I would advise against a bike that old, especially a 2 stroke.

If you could even save a thousand dollars the bike you get will be much much better.

On the other hand you can jew the shit out of that guy, get the bike running and sell it for profit.

>LWR haters

I bet you guys don't even have a mancrush on Ewan

Buncha homo's!

my autism is none of your business.

>being so autistic you pretend not to love LWR
>implying my friendo I ride into uni with every day isn't real ;_;

Anyone know if this is a decent jacket?

>manufacturer branded adventure gear

guarantee it's worth about 1/2 that.

RiP James Hammond gone too soon

Cruisers are fine too.

James "The Orangutan" Hammond is dead?

Too cheap

...

>I'm not dead
That's what all the spoopy skeletons say

Hey, has anyone here ever imported a motorcycle into the US? I'm looking for advice on bringing one in from Europe; in particular an Aprilia Tuono 125.

I'm thinking it shouldn't be too hard, I mean the Euro 4 requirements are more stringent for motorcycle than the EPA ones, and the chassis is basically a scale replica of the Tuono v4 which is already sold in the US.

lol

Just buy a real tuono

Are you talking about a modern one? If so you're pretty fucked, you have to jump through some hoops to get over 21 year old bikes registered, something newer than that? Good luck.

Also are you that same autist who keeps posting about 125 Aprilias? Because you're probably gonna be dissapointed.

why do you want a snowflake 125 you'll never have parts for?

>importing a 125

I'm out

Two reasons:
1: I'm bored and I want to see how hard it is to get one into the US
2: Fishing for (You)s

Just go buy a 125 thumper. Or better yet if you're not restricted to 125's literally anything else

same guy here, lets say theres a 4stroke like pic related for sale. is it worth it to make that street legal?

1982 Suzuki DR250 selling for 1k and has the bill of sale to give too. i live in british columbia btw

>Why anyone would ever think it's a good idea to ride across the barren wasteland of Russia is beyond me.
For the adventure and challenge obviously.
Long Way Round is enjoyable but felt kinda sappy, Charlie is funny though. I watched Long Way Down immediately after but it took longer for me to finish. Still cool sights though.
Mondo Enduro and Terrca Circa is where it's at.

I wonder what he was riding. There's a video on YT of him riding an Africa Twin in a parking lot but he couldn't even get his toe down. I wonder if he was riding it for a special since they're in Africa.

You actually can't convert them at all anymore in bc. Unless the VIN specifically classifies it as a dual sport.

I get adventure, but Russia has no redeeming qualities, it's flat Rocky mud for hundreds of miles.

Anyone know what bike this is?

Photo is from 2014

that's a single sided swingarm on the back so that's a ducati 1199 panigale.

2017 Ducati 1099

But certainly challenging

It was mostly about the road of bones. I like those empty landscapes.

Probably this

no because I wear full leathers anyway.

What the fuck is this? I cant even begin to

What the fuck are you DOING OP?

Declaring his love to LWR, like any decent human

Reminder that motor"""sport""" is not a sport and if you think so you probably look like pic related.
>hurr durr I sit in / on a metal box with a big engine that moves all on its own when I move my foot slightly, how stressful and demanding

not being an autistic retard

You're that guy with the gs500f aren't you?

My metal box doesnt move when i move my foot

Why not get an NSR or VFR?

>waaaah waaaah the OP is so bloated, I'll just delete half of it and ruin the a e s t h e t i c s and post the new thread early and be incapable of even spelling the thread subject correctly in my hurry because my autism is triggered
KILL YOUR SELF

VTR250 senpai

>incapable of even spelling the thread subject correctly

So you're confirming you're retarded. Seek help. You're triggered as fuck

>finally stops to rain
>decent weather tomorrow

Finally, I want to practice smooth shifting on my commute

Show me a fat racing driver/ rider (that isn't a NASCAR driver)
(^:

Yes, I'm triggered because you decided to """"""""fix"""""""" an OP that has been perfected over the years and completely butchered it several times in a row.
Protip: Major words in titles are supposed to be capitalized.

AUTISM
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Seek help from a mental healthcare professional.

Also you dumb nigger, that has fucking nothing to do with spelling. Get an education.

So half of /dbt/

There aren't any fat racing drivers because they get their fat (and cocks) sucked with all the ad money they make. Also they do real sports on the side so their unhealthy lazy lifestyle during their daytime job doesn't lead to overweight.

Stop resorting to namecalling you manchild.
What you did is equivalent to removing the naked chicks from the Playboy and printing it on toilet paper because everything else is bloat.
Think about it for a second. You took the time to go out of your way and fuck with a perfectly fine OP you could have copy-pasted in a few seconds, because it triggered your autism, then accuse others of being autistic when they point out the absurdity of your reasoning.

Fucking Aussies.

It's what happens when you take an XVS1800 engine, give it to a bespoke racing bike manufacturer and ask them to have it compete in the suzuka 8 hours.

Stop being autistic you autistic cunt.

Nobody gives a fuck that your routine isn't being followed. Seek help from a mental healthcare professional.

Just stick to trolling cars, nobody is actually going to be insecure about whether motorcycle racing is athletic or not.

>aussies

I'm kiwi you faggot get your autistic rage aimed correctly.

>a fucking fruit
It all makes sense now.

>just ordered these

D I S P O S A B L E I N C O M E

>kiwi

The immature jackasses of the world

What a waste

what cosplay is this for

The one where I fuck ur mum

You know the person that fixes the OP is an aussie right?

Hold the fuck up
When did they start making these again?
They were discontinued in like 2012

They're making them again with the spring 2017 lineup.

Fuuuck I have absolutely no reason to spend $200 on short cuff gloves when I have a perfectly good pair of carbon cover st and winter gloves...
But I must have these.

There's a gauntlet version for $100 more

Yeah but they look kinda ugly. I want the short cuffs, and only reason I would buy these is
>want

Is pic related a good sound system? I'm looking for one but they seem over priced compared to the Boss 420s

Is it worth the price or should I go with the boss speakers

Pretty much why I just drunkenly bought them myself.

Might buy the TiMax jacket as well but I'm gonna drop some weight first so I don't drop $500 on a jacket that will be too big a year down the road.

sound system for what?
you bike?
wtf why would you want that?

Look in to kuryakyn's sound bars.

I may or may not be a audiophile.

And yes for a bike.

Isn't it the same speaker. They're both made by mtx.

fuck off pedophile

you are wearing a helmet... get ear buds...

I bet you kiss girls faggot

>financing a couple hundred dollar online purchases is now a thing
USA

USA

USA

i bet you will get raped in prison one day you filthy kiddie fiddler

Are they? All I know is a kuryakyn rep came to my dealership a few weeks ago and slapped one of their new $400 or so units on a dyna we have in our showroom and the thing sounded great and got uncomfortably loud without distorting. I was genuinely impressed by it and would buy one if I had a bike that it would be appropriate for. Otherwise I'm sticking with my Sena

I had a couple guys tell me its just the same thing with a kuryaken label slapped on it and to just get boss because it's cheaper but I don't know it's heresay

youtube.com/watch?v=Jv94SkcJAm4

Play this and pretend to pedal while you're riding, but ride real slow and dance like a faggot, you manwhore.

Get. A. Headset.

Don't bother other road users with your noise

the 4stroke is incredibly shit
get a 2stroke aprilia if you really want to import one

Right? I thought the same shit when they tried getting me to finance them.

Total purchase was $404 (kevlar riding jeans and the gloves). Who the fuck would finance a $400 purchase? Revzilla R E A L L Y wanted me to do it too.

I bought a pair.
Fuck me I'm not even drunk.

M8

Baird, as much as I love your 701, and fucking your girl, why did you get such an edgy pair of gloves?

I stood beside my friend as he financed a car stereo once.

Tried to talk him out of it but he went for it anyways.

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That ain't shit, I once sat there and watched an ex gf take out a payday loan to purchase a pair of $150 shoes because she didn't want to wait 6 days to get them after she got paid.

Because I have a massive boner for everything titanium, and always wanted a pair of the original gloves back when I was buying my first set of gear but couldn't find a pair in my size since they had been recently discontinued.

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