/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

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>Game Mechanic Info
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>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
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>Game Enhancements
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>Watching Streams
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>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

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twitter.com/lurppis_/status/833113925369602048
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>tfw I am the best player in this general

nip will lose 0-2

>MM in 2017
>Using MM ranks as insult
>Being global means you understand the game
:^)

Thorin is alright

>you will never have a gf

what's even the point of living

They will unironically win 2-1

Why is there not a single good third party experience
ESEA is full of "quality"
FaceIT is trash
CEVO is dead and worse than MM

playing videogames duh
who need gfs anyway in 2k17

GE doesn't mean you know the game but NOT being GE means you don't know the game

Let me guess you have great crosshair placement and "know call outs"?

don't go to the finals tomorrow

>Astralis
*puke*
>Semler
*pukes even more*

Why the scene is so shit nowadays, welp lets go back to SC2, heard they have cute chicks over there

what the fuck was that retake

pyth shoot his teammate in the back of the head. Only bullet he hit. Nice.

what's the point of playing video games if it will never help you get a gf?

nice aim niptards

>talking shit
>thinks inferno is a T map

lmfao

>Playing on shitty servers with shitty players just to get a virtual badge to prove your worthy

Micro dick IRL? need to compesate?

Oh yea, that Krimz pro is a boosted animal. he is LE

Same with the banned kid swag, heard he is like DMG, what a bunch of noobs

if you reach e-sports levels of video gaming, gamer girl attention seekers will suck your dick.

The aim on that 2v2 was some of the ugliest shit i've ever seen.

why would you need a gf in 2017?

>he doesn't avg 15 rws on CEVO for fun when fucking around

Quick post GeT_RiGhTs ex-girlfriend

Son I'm 10 at faceit, but since I play casual as well I have my GE easy
Krimz and swag probably dont even play casual and thus their ranks have gone, but they would be GE if they actually played the casual shit that is MM

But you can't even make it past Nova trying your hardest

What have they broken up?

someone to love

-pyth
+maiklelelel

...

>I don't play MM but I would totally be global just look at JW and Krimz hehe they're just LE xD

she wanted an open relationship

Destiny is starting to use that stupid thorin meme face. Literally the worst timeline.

shit man, they've been together for so long

>tfw met them at a DH afterparty like 5 years ago

Yeah guess that thot left as soon as NiP wasn't a top tier team anymore

>it's another device misses a shit-ton of easy shots
>he hits one
>casters go nuts

>Destiny in 2017

lel

>Friberg 0-7
King of banana!

THATS ME IN THE CORNER

>tfw no gf(male)

>Thinking MM means anything
>Taking MM matches seriously
>This much insecurity
>Not even showing his profile
Thanks for proving my point

twitter.com/paszaBiceps/status/833104680725082113
Pasta is on cocaine, adderall, and amphetamines.

>Destiny

kek

watching you kiss her

ooooooh

lmao has nip never played new inferno before?

Man this is an evisceration.

well...

LIFE IS BIGGER

they don't have drug tests for dreamhack?

>being so mad he's not even global on one account while I can get any account to global in 2 days

>Implying everybody is a autistic manchild like him who finds self-worth through MM
>The place full of special snowflakes who think they understand CS because of ranks + frags

pyth's eyeballs are so fucking receded

how did he achieve this look?

WAN TEPS

Nope. They "discussed" introducing it in 2015 after that C9 adderall interview but there's no rules about it.

esport.aftonbladet.se/csgo/anti-doping-rules-might-come-to-dreamhack-weve-discussed-this-for-a-long-time/

>be silver
>thinks he understand CS

kek

delusion is one helluva drug

I should point out the Dreamhack open LANs are strictly drug/drink free, it doesn't carry over to the Masters though.

>Hurr durr ur silver

At least call me gold nova dude, tbqhwyf gold nova is worse than silver nowadays

>getting this slammed on your map pick

jesus christ, it's a slaughter.

>drug free
>richard and sam sell weed and blow back stage at every one they attend
Hmmmm

what's your rank on esea if mm is so shit

Happened yesterday too. They were just against C9 so they won anyways.

No way it's their pick, are they legit suicidal?

>picking a map you've obviously literally never played before

What was the strategy here?

really makes you think, huh?

NiP are shit

Nip is like a jellyfish. Yes they can occasionally kill things, but at the same time other animals use them as a home and they're too stupid to realize they're ever in danger.

I guess they acknowlegde that they are the worse team so they try to play Astralis on a map they haven't practiced as much. Also Nip was once pretty good on Inferno, but apparently not anymore.

Rank A

Wanna grind more, but don't have time, I am also shit with rifles lately, so whatevs

>that fucking round

lmao

Astralis are so fucking boring.

They're overrated by everyone, Device is overrated trash.

Can't wait for them to lose to Godvi.

>pay for game
>pay monthly to play

lmfao

>Calling Astralis overrated
Finally someone with a brain
>Na'vi fanfag
Oh no, its retarded

Fee you gotta pay if you want guaranteed hax free pugs. Literally all you have to do is run or partition Linux, get aim tux, and voila ur a l337 haxx3r. Game's unplayable on any Valve servers or Faceit.

>posting the gayest liberal on twitter

I'd wager that 60 percent of pros aka Tier 1 teams, Cheat.

>only 60%

lmao

What's it cost, $5 a month? That's nothing for a game I play ~150 hours a month tbqh. I spend more than that on food every day. Don't know if I could get all the people I play with to do it though.

>being poor

???????

>Friberg holding B alone
gg

It's $14 a month. You can get your sub slightly discounted if you buy multiple months at one time.

the one team I want to get eliminated from this tourny more than nip is astralis tbqh

>pick inferno
>lose on inferno
what is this meme

and if i just want to have fun?

this. boring fucking trash team without personlity.

Don't play CSGO.

Yeah, Astralis normie tier shit

just play some MM, faceit pugs, gungame on valve servers or surf/kz servers

that's North

Why is Astralis such a boring team to watch?

I wish I had big manly hands

I can't even reach an octave on a piano ;_;

Danes. Notice how unfun faze iswith smarmy cunt karrigan?

because they're all soft cheating

aimtux you say.

Next hes gonna say desu
twitter.com/lurppis_/status/833113925369602048

>mx510 breaks
>buy g102
>feels completely different at same sens and dpi
10 years of muscle memory ruined

rip nip lol

KILL YOURSELF CAMERA MAN

adjust your sensitivity, retard

no mice has identical dpi

hmm nice push Pyth

The rng is not in nips favour

Maybe get yourself a good mouse instead
like a Zowie