*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

>double monk strap loafers

Ewwww

*rear ends you because my truck has total coverage anyway*

Dude is that an LFA?
Oh nevermind
>Gets back off knees in disappointment

*dump paint thinner*

Go around

"grouplove sucks and your mother never loved you as much as your younger brother"

*waits behind the camera person to take the photo and continue to walk after the photo was taken*

360 and walk away

Tell the faggot to stop leaning on my car. Drive away.

Seeing people take selfies in real life is jarring

*walks around*

lmao this. definitely a what the fuck are you doing / fuck off and stop wasting my time sort of thing.

*Goes around him since he is preoccupied with his phone*

*Complement him on his nice clothes and car taste and go on with my day*

>nice clothes and car taste

He is clearly well dressed.. and he didn't rice his Ferrari he kept it stock.. what's the problem here?

It's a contrarian retard being contrarian.

575 and walk away

brown shoes with black pants

*bursts into flames*

*open the exhaust valves on my v6 1LE and deafen him at 7000rpm*

>non T California
Hey man, can you move your wife's car? It's in my path.

>be driving v6 shitmaro
>gears banging, motor screaming
>literally get passed by granny on the sidewalk with a walker
>guzzle the semen of the superior v8 owners daily
>still justify your massive waste of money because of your terminal autism

>wife's son's car

Idk what you're smoking but this thing is fucking quick on the too-gay.

But dont worry, picking up a zl1 very soon ;)

ask him for a ride

>Nice car, what's the retail on one of those?

>Whoooaa !!! Your car is so awesome !!!
>*touches the body with greasy hands*

Challenge to a race with my Supra

Meh. I could take him in drag race.

>Ferrari

But that's clearly an Alfa Romero in the picture?

>jump inside
>touch everything
>cheetos-dust fingers
>"You should clean this more often man."

>*blocks your path*
Move it faggot.

Sweet Fiero bruh who did the bodykit?

>buying worst ferrari

But that's not the Mondial

430 and walk away

>laminate tag on the keyfob
>clearly a rental
"More than you can afford, pal"

Says the guy who doesn't own a manual transmission car

More than you can afford pal. It's a Ferrari.

'Sorry, I'm straight, fagboy.'

I'd take a clean Mondial T over a California if I wasn't allowed to sell them. A human being can fit in the back seat of a Mondial in an emergency even, while the Californias can only fit double amputees. Straight Mondial vs non T California though? That's a tough choice, they are pretty much equally shit.

I don't?

>Walk up and ask what he does for a living

this is the real crime here

Fukken this

>offer to fill it up for him
>he accepts because i'm white
>put regular in it

>put in low gear
>drive over expensive speedbump

>lol
LRN to Veeky Forums peasants. It's not 1994.

This

I actually feel sorry for the guy. Trying so hard to look cool in the pic, and ruins it with a rookie fucking fashion mistake.

>being this bad at fashion.
I truly am on Veeky Forums.

TOP FUCKING KEK I WISH I COULD POST EVEN LARGER THAN YOUR DUMB FUCKING KEKLORD ASS BITCH NIGGA

Sorry you wear shirts with anime on them and don't understand that brown shoes with black suits is perfectly acceptable today.

>being this bad at fashion
>posts an outfit consisting of black pinstripe suit, blue shirt, green tie and brown shoes
guess you've been on Veeky Forums for long enough to have your eyes cemented shut by all that semen

IT WAS ACCEPTABLE TODAY OR FIVE HUNDRED YEARS AGO, DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT YOU LOOK LIKE THE DUMB FAGGOT YOU ARE TOP KEK I'M LMAOING AT YOUR LIFE BITCH ASS NIGGA

>this guy looks like my dad
>i might look like this guy in my 50s
:(

you wish you could look as good as alex

Its acceptable to be transgender today too faggot, doesnt make it a good idea though.

alex jones is my spirit animal senpai

you savage

hes only 43, fighting globalists is a stressful job

Whoa, nice Volkswagen Beetle duud

might want to get out of the way

>Black pants
You make me walk all the way to the lot? NO TIP FOR YOU.

*hits you at 3 mph*
*cause zero damage to my car because of superior, albeit ugly, bumpers*
*causes five-figure damage to muh heritage*

*crushes his shitbox*

jesus, that looks autistic as fuck

excuse me but the golden age of btcc was the greatest of any golden age

had them in black 4 years ago...pretty turkish desu...will not wear again, promise

Kek, it wouldn't even be a race. That Ferrari has no chance

mfa pls go away