/dat/ succ

implying.

i was there for a couple of weeks 4 years ago and hated it.
t. poopie melbourian wanker hipster mcgoy
>cant take a joke
>still cant take a joke
nice one
meanwhile all the well connected pedo's and higher ups stay off the radar and make a occasional offering to law enforcement to keep the spotlight off them.

Yeah whatever "news.com.au"

t. murdoch covering rich mates asses as usual.

... But you can't drive a manual either.
So much this.
>inb4 postiecunt/jimmyshit

And prey tell what is your manual vehicle of choice user?

i WANT a good zx12r, BUT a similar age an mileage on a hayabusa is anywhere from 1500 to 3k cheaper.
but im not sure i wanna be one the 'busa' people

When did you take the redpill my dude

Also which one of you cunts know a mechanic to drop a 4AGZE or 2ZZ/1ZZ supercharged in my corolla in Melbourne

fellas
i keep having dreams where my house is under attack by humanoid-cat demons
its spooky as fuck

cum on them

Boo.

>When did you take the redpill my dude
nigga ive always been woke as fuck

why do you think i gravitated to this fucking shithole?

Anywho

>busa' people
Old white man man who wants comfy sportsbike

im yet to see one of those in my area, they are all riding big bmw's, honda st1300's etc.
we have the more a-typical busa rider, doesnt do long rides, rides at huge speed.
i know two guys with one, one is turboed and very rarely ridden, the other is being rebuilt after a stack at 200kph+ into a field

bought my own first car at age 27.

when does insurance and shit start to come down since this is the first car insurance and rego is under my name.

I've never had a car under my name as I always drove mums or hand me downs which was left in my brother's name for insurance.

Yes cunt.

abc.net.au/news/2017-03-22/motorcyclist-allowed-to-weave-through-traffic-in-sa/8377164

You mean BOOM

No reason you cant go against the status quo, unless your more worried about image.

What car? I haven't bothered with insurance yet, new really drove anything worth enough to justifiably spend money on it

>live in Melbourne
>get carjacked by niggers

Is this shit real?

have you ever known me to lie?

most of australia is /pol/ lite anyway i thought most of you cunts knew about this shit.

Guess we're still pretty apathetic.

>have you ever known me to lie?
Is that a fucking trick question

In case you don't want to go off falcunt's word alone, yeah its a thing, and it sounds like it's increasingly common, no idea exactly how much it happens though - fucked if media or government there want to bring light to it.

They do shit like backending you to get you to pull over and then carjacking you. Apparently there's good money is shipping stolen luxury cars off to gulf states so that's probably what happens with a lot of the cars.

>driving to work the other day
>stuck in traffic, its raining
>dude on one of those 1000cc BMW bikes tries to cut through traffic by riding on the muddy, unpaved area to the side of the road
>he loses traction and falls off, dropping the bike right behind me
>i get out and help him pick it up, he was very embarresed, he thought he hit my car
>get back into my car to drive off
>he falls again attempting the same manouvre
>get out and help him again, he shakes my hand
>his tyres were road ones

incidents went up over 100% in the period of a single year
shits real

Fucking lel.

Dual sport master race

Fucking hellbourne

Two things;

1. I want to get a 6th gen Toyota Celica as my first decent car. Good idea?

2. I don't even have my L's yet (I've been struggling with literal Aspergers, ADHD and anger and anxiety issues for years so until now I've been worried I'd either have a panic attack or massive fit of road rage if I tried to drive), so I want a shitbox (an auto) for my first car to learn how to get the hang of driving before I switch to manual (as manual Celicas are apparently much better than auto Celicas). Can I get anything in Adelaide for

People making up statistics with no sources also increased by 2100% last year.

>Celica first car
If you enjoy getting pulled over.

Can't imagine that it'd be that much of a cop magnet.

What happened to the discord channel?

i nuked it, a bunch of furries and anons spammed it.

Might make a new one when i learn how to admin one properly

Mate no it's not real, literally just bogan trash being bogan trash getting mad for nothing.

t. apex nigger

It won't be.

It's a fwd camry that used to be driven by middle aged soccer mums who want to show off their "teo door sports car" (which is really a sporty camry)

But now they are old, the middle aged women can't show off an old car and enthusiasts know they are two door camrys.

Hence why they aren't worth much now.

Just get it if you want it though.

What similar cars would you recommend instead? I mainly like the look of it desu fãm

did anyone here unironically fap to julia gillard?

i just started to fap to her yesterday, never realised how good she looked

ffs nig that dicksord was a nice place to vent my frustration, now its back to shitposting.

t.doodly

shit sorry muh doodly

add me on steam u seemed like a cool guy

steamcommunity.com/id/austrump

>A few weeks
>4 years ago
> hated it
Wut.

>SUCC
I don't get it, what does the Swinburne uni car club have to do with this shit?

>I'm falcunt and I'm the one person who really knows the way the world is

There's been 4 or 5 gang hijackings in a specific area but that's about it falcunt is just mad cos nobody wants to rip off his pile, it's just high end euros leased by old money families in Malvern.

Celicas are great for cheap fwd cars, certainly more sporty than corollas/camrys and decently fun. Very popular in the budget rally world in aus.

Stagea with a rally theme? Anyone seen one? Thoughts? Thinking red with white oz racing wheels, lights and mudflaps. Might do some khannacross in it?

Can't say I did

Ladies and gentlemen falcunt samefagging so hard hes asking himself to be his friend.

You truly are pathetic.

That's tough

I feel like I need to invest in sexpsec, should I buy a lancer for chips?

As good as anything else

Do you also use water filters? I have a RO system. Those niggas aint gonna poison be with their flouride.

Fuck yeah. Four eyed ginger bitch got my cock hard a few times.

2004 wrx

full comp Insurance was $1070 for the year

bit more than that but yeah every time you read about some nigger home invasion/car theft it's almost always an audi or merc

cunts are probably on the payroll of some kebab gang because a 17 year old nigger won't do hard time for it like an adult will

>live in craigieburn
>noticing more and more niggers around

how long before these car jackings start happening around here?

habibs and bogans are one thing but now apex too?

Nah just rain water and filtered river water had it all tested came back 100% clean

>Apparently there's good money is shipping stolen luxury cars off to gulf states so that's probably what happens with a lot of the cars.
That sounds too smart for them to do themselves, so if they're involved in that they'd have an organizer somewhere.

>1. I want to get a 6th gen Toyota Celica as my first decent car. Good idea?
Fairly. If it hasn't been thrashed to shit it'll be reliable even if a little impractical compared to a sedan of some sort. There's also the P-plater tax and 2-door coupe tax to contend with that could net you something quicker and more enjoyable.

just bought one of these.

please tell me it's not apex bait. they only rear end and carjack euro cars right?

>living in hellbourne
y

how do i get girls to like my 121??

are you still homeless?

Inb4 he delets this

cunts a fucking dumbass ignore him.

>Crazyburn
I used to live there, are there still sounds of burnouts every night?

>Living in hellbourne

crimestatistics.vic.gov.au/

heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/carjackings-soar-80-per-cent-in-victoria/news-story/b9ba7c01ff0e2f1e02a0c19ec014dc82?nk=45db1172bc6d538efaf2ab2d2f211ad9-1490240479

itt faggots in denial about melbin becoming a shitty place to live.

crime is up across the board and even cops are getting stabbed between the eyes in their own homes.

heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/teen-accused-of-stabbing-cop-in-home-invasion-bailed-twice-in-a-fortnight/news-story/68b6c9206c4ef56d75f9d673ee3b7f80

if you're wondering why, it's simple. there are 3 factors at play making this city turn into johannesburg.

>Judges letting everyone and anyone out on bail
>Meth and junkies
>Niggers

2 of these could be easily fixed if not for the faggots in denial ignoring the hard crime statistics showing carjackings have soared and crime itself is up 8% and rising every single day.

>please tell me it's not apex bait
It's not, but you'll be fucked up by HWP for driving a dangerous hoon import.

this

NSW is slowly heading the same way.

>mfw 27% of melb cunts are criminals

you cannot make this shit up, one in 4 people is a fucking offender

more like every nigger

youtu.be/OIah18jcJko

I was implying b4 YOU delete your shit for being caught out again you imbecile

He's right, according to crime statistics 1 in 4 people in melbourne is likely to commit a crime against you.

That's quite terrifying.

Dub dubs

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you'd make a good conspiracy theory spouting truck driver

cheers cunt

news.com.au/national/victoria/major-security-scare-at-flinders-station-caused-by-dead-bodies-images/news-story/68a8cef4d81cb23428f61bab21b2fa59

>look at pictures on phone
>cops over react
the fuck?

Victoria confirmed full 1984 brazil

Victoria confirmed cucks. Thank god i live in NT where the worst we get is a few coked out boongs we can easily handle.

Worst part is that bloke was looking at photos of the incident in london last night, they locked down the train station because someone reported him for reading a news article.

the fuck?

They arrested him, locked down the platform because he was "looking at dead bodies" which was actually the dead people from london the news articles were posting.

He did get released but the fact they're on edge in melb to the point they go full lockdown over this just shows how fucked it is down there.

the fuck thats absolutely insane.

Anyone here go to the first day of the Grand Prix?

Got to visit the pit stops and have a look at the V8 cars before they were sent out to race so that was nice.

But it was hot as fuck.

>falcunt hates postie, jimmy, melbourne, basically anything that isnt his little isolated town
>he cant stop posting about them and thinking about them
You secretly love all the things you claim to hate mate. It's okay to like those things.

>inb4 he says he "hates" gays

>inb4 he says he "hates" gays
>assuming my sexual orientation
TRIGGERED

Nah fags are aight.

Sorry m8, A-sexual is not an orientation

you just assumed again my dood

>being obsessed

I'm coming for your T909

wew

we big time trucker now, just need a set of gayviators

dont forget a singlet and a bunch of faded tats

I'm far too much of a pussy to get tatts. Already got the wifebeater sorted out.

noice

Call it a calculated guess.
More calculated than guess though.

He is jail guy

>I'm not gay, just sucking all these dicks to pass the time.