/owg/ - Overwatch General

>80% of this general are under plat

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What was Winston's reaction to learning Lena was a giant faggot?

just helping a brother out

BRRRRRRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

*SNIFFFFFFFF*

me ooga team booga

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Of course. There's a reason why fart porn is "brazilian". Were this /b/, I'd have a few lulzy comic pages to share.

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I cant believe this games been out so long and people are still lying about medals.

"gold heals bronze dmg as ana xD" im literally still gold heals even though I switched from healer to dps you fucking clown who are you fooling

Lena's not a faggot, she's just gay. And it wasn't really surprising to anyone because she doesn't really try to hide it, but she also doesn't really think it's a big deal either.

Tracer and Winston should be compelled to sex, either through coercion, blackmail or chemicals. This would destroy any basis of trust and they will never recover.

Wow, there are some very pretty curry girls out there.

Awkwardness and being forcefully PC.
>Lena what do you think about this new carpet I bought?
>I-I mean, I'm not asking you because I think you're an expert at carpets or anything
>N-No, I'm not implying anything
>I'm just asking because I want your perspective on things,
>N-Not that I think you have a perspective that's particularly different from the average person,
>I-I mean you're the perfect example of an average specimen
>So the weather is nice today wouldn't you say?

Two people can have gold healing if they're closely tied

Jamison Fawkes!

She looks like a boy.

misses Roadie!

Yeah, and Symmetra's not one of them.

She's a fucking autistic ego self-stroking skillless crusty man-chin looking curry smelling hairy pussy garbage.

>american tea

Why is Gabe and Jack's relationship so pure?

Why is Winston a spaghettimancer

SEX

and then Tracer tells him to stop being such a fag and chill out

tfw you're the only one that hunts down shield generators but when you find it you die anyway because nobody is helping

fujo get out

I hate her too.

She's frigid you dumb fuck. You might as well fuck a blow up doll.

Don't be mean to poo loo waifoo!

a best
B E S T

I CANT HEAR YOU

Enjoy your cold, dry pussy.

can she still get pregnant?

He doesn't fully understand humans.

user, that's sad! I really hope Roadhog doesn't die - Junkrat cares about him so much and really seems to think of him as his best friend, I know he'd be devastated.

I think boba is actually Thai if I'm remembering right!

I WILL

That's actually an interesting question. I mean she still has her uterus and eggs and all, still functional. But her lowered heart rate/blood circulation would make successful pregnancy unlikely.

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BLUE IS NOT FOR SEXUAL YOU FUCK

It's even worse when you're playing a character that people expect to be able to do it while they just sit at the choke and do nothing

Gee I wonder why the Sombra can't kill the shield generator when there's a symmetra aggressively defending it and whoever else decides to jump in gangbang me

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I want a cute brown gf.

Story about Winston and Tracer going on a shadow raid to Talon's Main Base, only to find everyone already dead, Widowmaker's corpse in the middle of it all with a self inflicted gunshot wound to her head, her wedding photo still in hand a big smile on her face when?

Then what else is she for? She has no likeable personality at all

(your) team should have the actually gud player who in this very match is on full tilt mode

>I mean she still has her uterus and eggs and all, still functional

If you're trying to say she's fertile then how the fuck do you know that? If her body was put under so much stress it's likely she's infertile.

Became silver recently, I won 3 matches after the placement matches. Haven't lost one yet.

>wake up
>see this

wat do?

Hey I'm gonna search Pixiv for some more nice arts. Which hero do you want pictures of?

I've bombed all my placements and still placed plat in all 4 of them

People really overvalue their importance. You're still going to place in whatever mmr the system is matching you with.

Zarya please

So who is next?

is that guy on the far left wearing a metal bra?

>perfection doesn't exi...

The edit so she's wearing her Chronal Accelerator in her jammies while brushing her teeth is fucking dumb now that blizzard established she doesnt actually have to be wearing it. It just has to be nearby.

The original makes more sense

Sure thing.

Give her a wedgie and tell her to stop being a fag.

wonder how I turned into a qt lesbian redhead

Shorts Lúcio

Who doesn't?

I bet mohawk dude. He's popped up a couple times in trailers (This original one, Recall and Sombra's origins trailer)

I don't.

I want a qt brown wife.

herself

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She does need the CA on her at all times unless she's in Emily's apartment or Winston's lab, according to Chu. Don't ask me why those places specifically because I have no idea.

>doing comp game
>pre-match start is alright, getting the team motivated.
>round starts.
>seems alright.
>suddenly their tracer kills me and our ana.
>they're solely focussing our healers and we are fair game without any relative.
>their tracer has extraordinary skill, so by this point i'm suspicious as to whether they are a smurf or not.
>their battletag is tracer after all and they only play tracer and they have a 60+% winrate on her.
>our roadhog just isn't landing the hooks.
>tell my team i'm going to swicth off healer.
>'picking reaper will do the trick me thinks, to kill their monkey and the dink.'
>pretty much instagib their tracer from then on.
>flank their reinhardt and kill him too.
>fuck, even killing the lucio that everyone's having trouble with.
>make the 3 round gucci cumback.

All went better than expected.
Reaper is pretty fun to play.

her old self

For you, brownfags.

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Emp doing next to nothing to symmetra makes 0 sense

It should destroy mini turrets and temporarily disable teleporters/shield gens

It's still fucking hilarious how the yellow biohazard dude ended up being Ana.

Sometimes I just have to waste an ult to take out a single shield generator because nobody gives a shit about it and I'm getting my shit kicked in trying to destroy it

The gorilla.

Would be funny to see.

It looks like they have a special apparatus set up in both places, so she can probably place it on that to create a field of some kind or something.

Well that's the next logical step

Because those places both have the little thing she plugs it into or whatever. People were already wondering if there was a way to take it off while at home and it gives them an easy way to draw her without it.

Deep.

Weird onic bot next to tracer

Im getting kind of fucking tired of getting female human heroes all the time, wheres my possible fucking female omnic holy shit

is that shit true? Fuck me and here I was hoping we'd see some biohazardeous weirdo in a suit

I want to protect her smile!

Is often cast by tumblrinas into a masculine role for their lesbian purposes

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How to feel like a Soldier 76 god: Play 30 games as McCree, and then play 1 game as Soldier 76

I'd rather have Ana than that abomination

Yeah.

I don't remember the exact story, but they were planning on making a character who specialized in biotic weapons, with a syringe gun and a biotic grenade.

Then, probably for popularity, they changed designs and created Ana.

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Cat hero when?

That's a small Mei.

Is it possible to balance every single character to the point where each is viable in competitive?

76 has become such a scrub character.

How is he allowed to have heals, sprints, be better than McCree and have a super powerful ez mode ult that charges fast as fuck? Nonsense.

He used to be such an honest character.

The hero whose skills they borrowed from was a guy that used potions, not biotics