/@/ - The iDOLM@STER General

i declare with this post that miria is my cute wife forever

Shut the fuck up, Mika.

Need an event killed? Call 1-800-BAKANE.

BOMBER?

What makes you think you earned my permission to do that?

How do you feel about Serika's songs?
youtube.com/watch?v=ftDCmf-i5YE
youtube.com/watch?v=3vBq4EfWwsw

Not a real fan of either of them, really.

They're adorable like Serika.

Rather forgettable.

They're alright, I guess.
But her best song is clearly Sweet Sweet Soul

she baked me sweets that we ate together

I love Rina!!!

I hate Rina's shaved hair thingy!

After a lot of rerolling (again) I pulled the new SSR

i hate riina

Good job, user.
Now you just need to convert it to buttmode.

I love it and want to stroke it!

Pump and dump is the worst /@/ lewd meme. Producers are only supposed to break their idol's hymen, not her heart.

I do not break idol hymen's

Not all of them anyway. Only the ones I am attracted to.

Breaking idols' hearts is way more fun though. And the fun only increases with every passing day that you see them still suffering.

God forbid a producer actually does their job and doesn't just stick it in a bunch of underage girls.

bic,

But then they quit.
I would never stick it in an underage girl.

Luckily Idolmaster has a healthy supply of legal girls.

Birthday pregnancy for Serika!

>Luckily Idolmaster has a healthy supply of legal girls.
Such as Mami.

Mami is legal.

>But then they quit
Even better. Then when you catch a glimpse of them walking around town with a dead look in their eyes from having given up on their dreams, you know you caused that.

And now I need to excuse myself.

They should get used to it. Taking in semen is the only way they'll get ahead in this career.

Yumeiro Train is top-tier. That carousel tune followed by a face-peeling guitar solo never fails to make me smile.

Since Sweet Sweet Soul is a thing, whens idols preforming Heaven's Tornado?

She is not.

I'm sorry.

Why? He got Yuzu, not Kirari.

That's why he's sorry.

Are you an idol snob or an idol Bob?

I only like idols ironically.

Smiling Crescent and Sweet Sweet Soul are her best songs.
Yumeiro Train is really cute, the 2nd Live performance was really good.
Tokimeki no Onpu ni Natte is okay.

I'm an idol heartthrob.

My love trumps your hate.

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Riina is cute.

thanks anna

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>Producers are only supposed to break their idol's hymen
Producers aren't supposed to do that either.
Psychiatrists must make a killing in the im@s world, considering how many sexual predators manage to become producers.

Uzuki needs to get used to the fact that people only like her for her 83s and her 87.

What kind of lewd work is Producer making dooky do?

Bullshit.
Hymens are to be broken.

I want to nail Saki

please stop calling uzuki dooky. it hurts her feelings.

Reika looking appropriately downy.

Karin I'll save you.

Also >karen

m8 pls

According to that one Mika doujinshi, the psychiatrists are also sexual predators.

needs more Sae

Very nice.

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Scamco, pls.

Wait which one? I need to read that.

What if the hymen breaking is in the context of a mutual loving relationship, like that Tomoe doujin?

You forgot one.

Ryo for mobamas and Saki for SS. Make it happen Scamco.

The OrangeMaru C91 one.

You're not supposed to have sex or even be in a relationship with your idols, period.

Karin is living up to her ninja status

I love my idols, everything what I do is for their sake

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>WonFest
>Still no Alter Kaede
Why do they hate her so much?

Kaede is arguably one of the most popular Cinderella Girls. Why does she get so little merchandise despite that? It's not fair at all.

That was a psychiatrist?
Oh my.

>What about that doujin where the 13 year old is boned by a man in a position of authority over her?
Gee, I wonder...

Not an argument.

So, when is she getting a voice?

who the hell is this

After Natalia but before Yuzu.

voice when?

Why do you pretend like young teenage girls are incapable of wanting sex from an older guy?

She's also mine now.

In that doujin Tomoe was older.

Unfortunately.

Positions of authority are fucking hot too.

This is the first time in a long time that someone posted a CG I couldn't recognize. So never.

you might be a Karin inside

Hopefully never. Literal who looks like a jungle freak.

>Literal who looks like a jungle freak.

Hot.

youtube.com/watch?v=775dNy5Rjd0&t=2m34s

I'm talking about the recently translated one. There's no boning, only handholding and a kiss.

My older guy.

when her mom appears in a card

Sometimes people fall in love.

I want a h@g to be my sugar momma.

Sometimes love in people fall.

That user can't comprehend such a thing because nobody loves him.

Karen, I hope you die.

Kurumi is so bad she brings the other 13 year olds down by association.