AliExpress Thread

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Just do it right and get one from bad dragon. I wouldn't want something that cheap and questionable up my ass.

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>Put condom on it
>????
>Profit

That hardly even looks like a horse wang anyway, such an odd design. The chance is 9000 times better.

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t. I have two

obd2 reader if your car has obd2

How do you get it in your ass?
When you fart it must sound like a double bass.

The shitty thing is though most of the time you can tell the quality in chink LEDs.

Bulb kits from RockAuto or PartsGeek tend to look better than those hollow LEDs that look like they were made for glass display cases.

I can't explain it, but you can definitely tell the difference

>Those horse dicks are proper cheap as well.
Just remember that chinese rubber and chinese plastics can be contaminated with lead or white lead compounds.

I have two, one small and one medium, also a medium Austin. Use lots of lube, go slow, and start with a smaller one first to stretch for the larger one. I can hilt my medium chance after about 20 minutes of playing.

My friend bought some shitty flashing LED tire stem caps to put on his car. They barely work right, and the bulbs are about as good as you'd expect for a watch battery LED.

wew

protip it doesnt hang open even if you use big ass dicks

>miata owners

I don't have a miata

>The shitty thing is though most of the time you can tell the quality in chink LEDs.
Or it looks good at first, but after a month of use, individual LED chips have burnt out from being overdriven. So your light bar has embarrassing dark gaps in it.

Question: What makes you suddenly decide to want to put an animal dick in your ass?

>stretch for the larger one
Protect your car seats from smelling.

When you get older, that stretched anal sphincter can be a problem. That's because some people have loosened sphincters as they age, so if you add a pre-stretched anus on top of that, you might end up needing to wear adult diapers due to leakage.

None of you are going to stretch as much as goatsce or those other people (both men and women). But you don't need to stretch your anus as much as those people to be leaky.

fur faggotry

also mine are mostly dragon dicks

ah makes sense

How to derail a thread.

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Good suggestions user

kek

How shit are their lightbars? At this pricepoint I could cover my entire car in lightbars.

what did you get Veeky Forums.

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Dead germans. I might actually buy that. Nothing tops fucked corpses of germans.

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>t. FCA fangirl

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MightyBenz bought some chinese lightbars and provided photos of what they looked like. But that thread expired all too fast.

>fucks sake
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Invest in proper ones.
Rigid, Lazer, Auxbeam, PIAA, Baja Designs, Proline

I am always watching

Also; this was after 3 months of medium use

They lie about power, range, beam configuration and everything else

Buy quality. Thats my advice

How do i buy one of those slim "card phones" for drug dealing without exposing my credit card online?

Visa gift card bought with cash obviously

Good shout man where can i buy those in the London area and how do I get it delivered?

Probably not possible with all london covered in CCTV, otherwise any major markets? ASDA, Tesco etc.

>Visa gift card bought with cash obviously
Even in the USA they track debit cards bought with cash via store and other security cameras. In some stores that have a lot of those cards purchased by friends/relatives and then mailed to "people on the run" to use, the stores even have signs saying cash not accepted for purchase of those debit cards. They require a known link to plastic and an account so that they can also convict the people sending money to fugitives.

>cash not accepted for purchase of those debit cards

cancerous

That's what happens when police catch too many fugitives using these cash debit cards. It's all part of the anti terrorism crackdown on various known security loopholes.

At some point, features from the movie Minority Report will become even more true than it is now.

>cash not accepted for purchase of those debit cards
My airport doesn't allow cash or anonymous sources of funds to buy airline tickets. I suppose more and more things will become less anonymous as more laws get passed to overturn privacy restrictions. What we voters can do is remain alert against encroachment of our fewer and fewer remaining rights.

Why isn't the 2nd blacked out too?

because /k/

I mean, arms rights have been reduced to gun rights, and gun rights have been reduced to the right to own the approved guns.

Is buying Chinese parts (as in actual replacement parts, not just some tack-on gimmicks) ever worth it?
I don't think I'd trust an Aliexpress water pump.
I once got a clutch slave cylinder made in Taiwan that I ended up not using because the cylinder walls seemed very uneven, like it was just cast and not machined. The company selling them (ProParts Sweden) seems to agree with me as they changed suppliers to an Italian company and are now the official OEM suppliers for the part -which is great because the much nicer feeling/looking Italian made slave doesn't cost much more than the Taiwanese did. Anyway, since then I've gone with the philosophy that it's better to get quality/OEM parts and pay a bit more than to do the work twice and buy the parts again.

Italians do it better.

Because liberals.

>Italians do it better.
When comparing it to chinese-sourced parts, it more like the chinese didn't even do a proper job in the first place.

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All the brands are above the halfway mark except fucking Bentley who is as far left as possible lmao

>37- Audi
JUST