/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

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>18
>don't play ranked
>4

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global
0

csgo is a game for hightest dudebros

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Faceit rank 9
ESEA rank A-
4 and currently one gf(male)

Reminder that as a valve owned report csgog is a wholely owned subsidiary of d2g

Albus Nox Luna or Tyloo

Anybody at Dreamhack?

Take a pic of the crowd I wanna see how dead it really is

Why the Famass and not the UMOP?

>24
>DMG
>0

anders and semmler casting kill me pls

>29
>Silver EM (only been playing a few months)
>3 long term (longer than a month)

>23
>DMG
>0

>tfw suck at not only life but videogames as well.

Why so ESL, /d2g/?

where's the crowd?

>21
>LEM
>Zero

I'll get one when I become global!

>he hasn't mastered the god weapon
Only those who know

They're shooting around them to not have to show the empty arena.

no crowd?

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dmg
4

Why do people get mad if you use wallhack? It's not like you get free kills, you still need good aim.

Why do people get mad if you use aimbot? It's not like you get free kills, you still need good positioning.

chad should just be allowed to swear on the desk

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>falling for the 5v5 minigame meme
just one that i'm with currently

What MM rank is 9 and A-?

>playing on mm or pugs
>not playing only kz and surf and LAN with friends when you want to actually play
>not getting all your knowledge from analyzing pros
terrible, all of you.

Polish cs LUL

>tfw the only thing you've been good at is video games but not good enough to make a living out of it

>tfw all you've done growing up is playing video games and since you've been naturally talented at them you have never had to put down effort to get better so you never developed any discipline so now when you want to learn a new skill you give up after a couple of days

really grinds ur gears

Smix is allowed to, and Thorin is allowed to say "punch your pipeline" for like 30 minues, so i don't see why he can't.

>Pro players cosistently frag people through smoke

explain this bullshit

Switch famas for papi bizon and you got it my dude.

Are you me?That hit too close to home.

they forgot to turn off the outlines on the players computers

gamesense as usual

No

>tfw no pepe bizon skin

>he is an "adult" `male` 'human' who wears shorts

Ah this is some kind of anti meme

You do realise that smokes aren't a wall that block bullets don't you? If you aren't spamming them and shooting at spots where players obviously are, you aren't playing the game properly.

>buy a guitar
>plonk away for some weeks
>lose interest
>start learning new languages
>duolingo/memrise/schoolbooks from library
>lose interest after a while
>start learning programming
>code for months, even go to uni for software development
>realize you don't have the intrinsic motivation, discipline nor creativity to actually enjoy it
>drop out with a bunch of debts
>have a revelation that you'll never achieve anything anyways so might as well go back to playing counter-strike and work shitty jobs for the rest of your life
hmm maybe

I like shorts.

w...what do normies wear? ;_;

Please stop.
>doing CS Bsc at uni from where i have dropped out already once
>family members gave me money to continue
>still don't feel like doing any kind of coding
>need to finish my thesis but i hit a wall and feeling like shit by not being able to figure out how to get over it
uh oh

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esports was a mistake

>VP on train
Didn't they learn anything?

Well in Vegas anyway. No idea why they put it on there, CSGO is not something people will spend Vegas money on yet.

GET FUCKED ASSTRALIS

1 ticket was $300

Byali toggled

>Hooker and watching comfy on couch
>Seat in empty room, 35yards away from the screen

Is it over for the EU team?

Reminder that the arena is even more empty than you can see, they have the top tiers curtained off from view (grey on the map). Even the sections they have open there are completely empty.

>Taz's tweet haunted Astralis.

sounds like you've finished soon, keep it up, do it for us underachievers
i haven't touched any code since dropping out (3 years ago)

>pain train

Hey guys, croatian news paper wrote a little article about niko, its not a major paper, its like bit crappy papers

>7:0
>Over for VP
???

>there's no one in the audience

Yeah no.

What a shame, it's such a cool stage

>we're no longer choking

>camera points to where the most people are.
>ALIVE AUDIENCE
LMAO

What a subhuman language

>Unstopable; 9 rounds in a row
Fuck those casters

Then where did the cheering come from?

from the screen shot you posted?

Retarded moron.

GUYS

DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER ???

SEVERE CHOKING GOING ON

10:0 Ja pierdole!

What does the comic say?

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>its a 'anders does everything in his power to jinx the VP plow' episode

fuck off lelouch

VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM

Only children and women believe in "jinxing" you swine

Hallo raven-kun

feels good

>they don't have the script

we're going to overtime, dunno what the fuck you guys are smoking

>memeler

My sides

>vaccination before
>vaccination today in age of pernar & co.
Pernar is one of our politicians.. Long story

Who?

>DEVICE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>device

hahahahahahahaha

>Gla1ve isn't getting tons of perfect spray kills through smoke
>astralis losing

Why the fuck did I bet on the choking shitters

>dev1ce

IF YOU'RE AT DREAMHACK START A CHOKE CHANT RIGHT NOW

>device

i had to clean my fingerbox, what did i miss???

Virtus.throw

>fingerbox
quick rundown?