Okay Veeky Forums, I'm going to make my shitbox malibu fast. >go to boot camp june 12th >for the next year afterwards I won't even need to spend money >won't even need a daily driver since everything is on base
I'm willing to do just about anything, just to see if I can.
>the tranny and engine are going to be taken out Going to try a rwd swap, just need engine suggestions >taking out carpet, rear seats, anything I would not need >coil overs in rear, as well as replacing the drum brakes with discs and lastly >not going to do anything cosmetic, except for maybe a new clearcoat
inb4 wow OP, you are severely autistic I know, that why I want to do this. It's going to be absolutely retarded and a huge waste of money, but why the hell shouldn't I do it?
put in a cold air intake, plastidip the rims and call it a day
Jonathan Baker
do they even make coilovers that fit that gen malibu?
>turning something that isnt a monyepit into a moneypit
Nolan Turner
I can't wait for the "I got disqualified at MEPS, how do I unfuck my Malibu" thread in a few months.
Josiah Taylor
I love utterly stupid ideas so I'm biased as fuck, but I want to see this happen.
Also do we post our own retarded ideas here or what?
Nicholas Harris
I already went to MEPS, and I'm gonna do all of this after MOS school I would do that ironically but other people would think I wasn't doing it ironically so no Hell yes my friend, post what you got
Julian Long
That is actually my goal friend. also I'm pretty sure no one makes 'em, but by god I'll make something fit.
Carson Price
>Going to try a rwd swap GM nut here. Do not do this. The chassis will not support it. You'll end up with a butchered floorpan on a completely worthless car that handles worse than it did stock. Those Malibus have a decent IRS, and a reasonably stiff chassis. a RWD conversion will destroy all that.
You CAN make an N-body Malibu fast though WITHOUT resorting to meme-wheel-drive.
The aftermarket support is there should you, I dunno, actually look for it.
Levi Kelly
OP why dont you sell the malibu and get something properly retarded for maximum kek
Evan Myers
I really wanna take a Porsche 944 or Mazda MX-3 shell, put it on a truck/SUV frame, and go full Mad Max with it. Twin turbo V6 or NA V8, exoskeleton/armor plating, jet black paintjob, the whole nine yards.
There's also this idea I have of taking a Porsche Boxster and putting an Audi V8 or V10 in it to create some ungodly baby Carrera GT, and putting a B5 S4 or RS4 drivetrain into a B5 Passat wagon.
Henry Torres
geo metro
engine swap an sv650 engine to drive the front wheels
and another one to drive the back wheels
LET'S GO
Justin Turner
You gotta go back to MEPS the day you ship out you Nerd. I got disqualified on my second visit on the day I was supposed to ship out due to "undocumented scars" they didn't see the first time. Meanwhile fatass mclard with no scratches got to go into the navy and I got sent home. Fucking faggot military.
Jace Wood
Lol the second time you go to MEPS before you ship out you only have to do a vision test and a hearing test.
Carson Bennett
Thank you based user
Liam Bailey
>4A-GE Blacktop >in a 850kg Peugeot 107
Evan Cox
>200hp MR-2 drivetrain >in a Aygo
Ryan Richardson
Save your money and just buy a nice car AFTER you turn out. Note i said after, not during service.
Juan Price
Not for me, they did a full exam and I got disqualified even though I already went through that shit and passed. Whole life changed over the course of a few hours. Wasted around a year of my life trying to get in and have nothing to show for it.
Robert Adams
Damn, I'm sorry mang. That genuinely sucks
Owen Hughes
>absolutely retarded ideas
4.6 Modular Ford V8 in a Subaru BRZ
Eli Myers
>DB 601 33,9L supercharged V-12 engine >in a car
William Rivera
Twin turbo LS1 BRZ
LS1 only charges batteries
Tesla roadster motors power front right wheel and rear left. To maintain perfect weight distribution.
Christian Russell
>Absolutely retarded ideas
I may not admire your goals, but I admire your honesty.
Just NOS it to death.
Jordan Davis
Keep it fwd you dick. Turbo ecotec swap or 3800 supercharged swap. Maybe try to fit LS4.
Isaac Powell
>You CAN make an N-body Malibu fast though WITHOUT resorting to meme-wheel-drive. >Here's what ya do:
Chase James
I think I know you irl. You are a faggot, just buy a mustang like a normal person.
Brayden Wood
3800sc swap with higher boost and ecu Or spend only on nitrous and leave everything else mostly stock
Nicholas Scott
post area code and I'll tell you if you know me
Jacob Lopez
That's it. Time to join the French Foreign Legion
Brody Ward
pull an l67 and a 4l65e-hd out of a regal, build that shit, and call it a day.
