/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto Online General

Fucking R* Edition

>Stale Bread:

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread then clicking the link below and requesting an invite. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public. Do not kill/grief fellow crew members.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.37
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y1D3a5eDJIs
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Reminder that cumsalad can do Returning Player Content for people.

>being a semen
flib please

Rank your favorite GTA (main) games from best to worst. No expansions or handhelds.

Gonna be a Petty Officer soon™.

What is your favorite song from your favorite station in your favorite game?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y1D3a5eDJIs

>IV
>Vice City
>V
>GTA 2
>San Andreas

Not counting III and the original since I haven't played those.

fuck off you had your first try in the previous thread

In order

V in descending order to 1. On quality alone

YOU FUCK OFF ALEX I TOLD YOU BEFORE TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE I KNOW IT'S YOU FUCKING BASTARD

Nostalgia takes part in that i remember 1 and 2 more than three now even though its probably a better game when I played it at the time.

7. GTA IV
6. GTA
5. GTAIII
4. GTA2
3. GTAV
2. GTAVC
1. GTASA

>hasn't played III

What the fuck are you waiting for? It's a good game.

Pretty much this tho SA and GTAIV might be switched around depending how I feel. VC obviously has the most interesting vibe and story arc but besides that it doesn't compete.

Fucking boot.

>callmeqt is a SAfag
Not surprising, always knew you had shit taste

it has the most content except for gtav
I took points off for it being online only

GTASA
GTAO (with gtag)
IV
Vice City
III
GTAV
GTAO (without gtag)

I don't want to relive the 2D games, thank you.

hold up, fuccboi
it's time to repent

Shit, sorry, I mixed up GTASA and Vice City.

Wtf is ewo?

I''m just going by overall games.
Which is why I put GTAO twice.
Vice City is still amazing though, and on Aesthetics alone I'd put it top, I just had the best experience with GTASA.

Easy Way Out. Suicide from the menu.

I messed up again. I keep mixing up GTASA and Vice City. I like San Andreas a lot, but Vice City has always been with me.

I
I LIVE AMONG THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT

Name IG?

gtag is dead and so is this general

>tripfag still hasn't killed themselves

you got work to do nigger.

Flibinjiber and -Nessi.

Take that back right now

Rockstar teams were sighted in Tokyo taking photographs.

How does it feel that GTA VI will most likely take place in Japan? You ready to play as a Yakuza?

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>everyone
>everything

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added to the list.

You, the reposter

V12 or V12 armored?

Blista Compact

Armored, of course.

Only if I can mind an orphanage and go fishing in my off-time.

They better put some damn touges in if that's true

Japan is gay af though

its always in america rockstar said it themselves

What about Midnight Club? Or Agent.

probably for some piece of shit dream sequence or flashback single level in RDR or some other piece of shit game

Honestly though what city could 6 take place in? All the big ones have been done.

Remakes are the rage these days though it seems...

Why is there no (good) way to make money by myself online. I don't like other people.

Could just play non online then? Or just stop being a cunt, make an online acquaintance, and play some jobs.

Carcer City. There are even references to it in GTA 5.

>All the big ones have been done.
not really by rockstar yet

they probably dont want to copy their peers either though like watchdogs or mafia

theres a bazillion piece of shit locations that rockstar could set a game in america though

Maybe Chicago

I don't know how to make friends, let alone through gta online. Do I do it through the chat system?

Sure or join the gtag crews. Start by telling people your sc name in the thread and the platform and say you're looking for work? Not rocket science mate..

what's wrong with running ceo and biker alone?

Carcer city is just the outskirts of liberty city, doubt it's going to be a main setting.

Could be a possibility I suppose. What's cool about Chicago though? When I think of landmark locations though the 3 they've done come to mind.

Texas Could be great for red neck satire though

>remake

I said it wouldnt be chicago becaus eits already been done

...

Fair enough. Gonna add you on ps4 btw. Need some competent people to play with. Got a mic?

I like my Kuruma.

...

Kek

no, user! just post ID instead and we'll get to you

>tfw there will never be a GTA set in the Hawaiian island chain where the closed off island map actually makes sense

I have for 2 Fucking days and no one gets to me. I actually don't believe anyone is playing gta on ps4.

>tfw want to pick on randoms doing deliveries but mi mama no me deja

>start piracy prevention
>no one comes
hurts just a little

Sounds like gtag

PSN? I'll join you now if you want.

I don't mind being friends or maybe playing with you sometime but I havent touched gta this year, sorry. I'm waiting for an update.

Me on the left 2bhmf

>I don't mind being friends or maybe playing with you sometime

>going down sidewalk on bicycle
>HOLY SHIT
Am I doing it wrong? Why is everyone acting like i'm going 80 on a motorcycle?

It's illegal to ride bikes on the pavement.

NPCs are very impressed by a low carbon footprint.

i don't know where you live, but people here (US) do that all the time

but the game was made in scotland :)

>The maximum court fine is £500 or the police can issue a £50 fixed penalty notice (FPN). In short, it is illegal to cycle on a pavement alongside a road, unless it has been marked as a cycle track. However, children under the age of 10 are below the age of criminal responsibility

The law on sidewalks and crosswalks is not always well-developed, since other vehicles are not allowed there. Some states and municipalities forbid bicycle riding on sidewalks unless otherwise marked. Others allow it unless otherwise marked. Some require that riders use only the sidewalk on the right or left side of the roadway (whichever is the normal direction of travel on the roadway). A few laws may prohibit riding in crosswalks.

tl;dr

USA is too big (aka fat) & stupid to agree on anything

Are you Dat_Pip_Boy?

yes

send a message to mradonis2 or the_green_dream

>take every indie, alt, and hard rock song
>from every Midnight Club and Need for Speed soundtrack
>put it on Self Radio

FUUUUCCKKKK YEEEEAAAAHHHHH

was doing headhunter for ez muns and my PC fucking died, it was a shame because the lobby was hilarious

WHO /PAT/ HERE

fuck you pat

stop dropping planes on people pat

shut up pat

>someone comes
>it's a chinaman in gm

be careful what you wish for.

I've crossed the deserts for miles
Swam water for time
Searching places to find
A piece of something to call mine
(I'm coming)
A piece of something to call mine
(I'm coming)
(I'm coming)
Coming closer to you

Went along many moors
Walked through many doors
The place where I wanna be
Is the place I can call mine
(I'm coming)
Is the place I can call mine
(I'm coming)
(I'm coming)
Coming closer to you


I'm moving
I'm coming
Can you hear, what I hear
It's calling you my dear
Out of reach
(Take me to my beach)
I can hear it, calling you
I'm coming not drowning
Swimming closer to you

Never been here before
I'm intrigued, I'm unsure
I'm searching for more
I've got something thats all mine
I've got something thats all mine

Take me somewhere I can breathe
I've got so much to see
This is where I want to be
In a place I can call mine
In a place I can call mine


I'm moving
I'm coming
Can you hear, what I hear
It's calling you my dear
Out of reach
(Take me to my beach)
I can hear it, calling you
I'm coming not drowning
Swimming closer to you

Moving, coming
Can you hear what I hear?
(Hear it out of reach)
I hear it calling you
Swimming closer to you

Many faces I have seen
Many places I have been
Walked the deserts, swam the shores
(Coming closer to you)
Many faces I have know
Many way in which I've grown
Moving closer on my own
(Coming closer to you)


I move it
I feel it
I'm coming
Not drowning

I move it
I feel it
I'm coming
Not drowning

[Hook ]
I'm moving
I'm coming
Can you hear, what I hear
It's calling you my dear
Out of reach
(Take me to my beach)
I can hear it, calling you
I'm coming not drowning
Swimming closer to you

I'm moving
I'm coming
Can you hear, what I hear
It's calling you my dear
Out of reach
(Take me to my beach)
I can hear it, calling you
I'm coming not drowning
Swimming closer to you

>GTA Online
>San Andreas
>Vice City
>GTA V
>GTA III
>GTA IV
>GTA 2
>GTA

Basically in order of hours played.

>EWO/Sticky bomb yourself after each kill
Explain.
What's the harm and what would even motivate one to kill themselves?

I have sticky bombed myself to bring someone with me but, what does EWO stand for?

Explode with others?

cant get in the session i keep infinitely loading what do

Easy way out

When you kill yourself, it refills your health, spawns you in a new spot, and doesn't count against your K/D.

I'm sure you can see why certain people do this.

So the guy you just killed doesn't respawn and kill you with your lowered health and whatever wanted level you got from killing him? This isn't really a RDMer exclusive strat. This is common sense if you're 1v1ing someone.

>This isn't really a RDMer exclusive strat. This is common sense if you're 1v1ing someone.

t. RDMer

seriously, just buy some fucking snacks or refill your body armor more often, can =/= should

>Just go through 2 more menu pages and find some cover so you can use snacks that are limited or body armor.
Or, you could not be a retard like you and just kill yourself like you should.

that's real useful for PvP and all but when it comes to endurance or completing an objective people like you are the first to fuck up

there's no particular way to play this game but pretty much everyone finds yours the worse

stop doing that pat

anyone up to help me get cash? im new and trash and blew my first paycheck on weapons

tfw horris left discord and hasnt returned

good. fuck him