Car mystery thread

Car mystery thread

>brake lines
>actually tubes

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>car exhaust
>im not tired

>called a hood
>isn't an underdeveloped african american neighbourhood

It's names that because when you sniff too much exhaust fumes, you'll get tired.

haha good one

lol

>called a speaker
>doesn't talk to me

>they call it gas
>but it goes in liquid

>what is gasoline

>activate "high beams"
>all beams remain on their current level

>called a gas station.
>they sell liquid fuel

>blinker
>not the blinds you use for horses

>grab the stick on my tranny
>car is automatic

And that liquid fuel is called gasoline

High beams point you you retard

>mechanic tells me I need a drive train
>but I already have a car

>bushings worn
>they haven't been in the white house since 2009

>my brakes broke
>this isn't working as intended

>automobile
>doesn't move by itself, you have to drive it

>dead engine mount
>no deceased rider under the hood

>emergency brake
>never use it in an emergency only to park

...

I have used mine on several emergencies already
Maybe I should fix my brake lines

>4-ways button
>Only signals 2-ways

You reached really far and couldnt get a good one man im sorry. Tried way too hard.

>call it a speaker
>it's actually a speaker driver

>Nova
>Actually does go

>called alternator
>always looks the same

>called a bonnet
>isn't a woman's or child's hat tied under the chin, typically with a brim framing the face

>called a light
>can actually be quite heavy

really gets the brainbox fired up

fucking spics get off my board

?

oh boy this reddit tier shit again

>Boot
>Can't wear it, nor does it float on water.

Trunk is so much more accurate a term.

>Corvette
>People buy it

This is some X-Files tier shit

>windshield wiper fluid
>doesn't wipe your windows

>alternator
>creates DC

hmm

There is voltage regulator on the alternator that converts it into DC

7.5/10 - Made me giggle audibly

>voltage regulator converts AC to DC
lel no

Subtle

I'm ashamed that I understand the joke

>license plate
>don't eat dinner on it

Kekd

>5 door car
>has only 4 doors

rectifier

...

>they're called bucket seats
>aren't made out of, or even in the shape of buckets

beats me.

they're so your ass doesn't slide off the chair when you are taking a corner tight

why are my bucket seats not bucket??

>fastest production car japan has ever produced
>slower than average american sports car that costs half price

>decline bench
>accept anyway

God fucking damn it.

>nissan skyline
>constantly on the ground

paranormal by nature?

btfo !!

lel but for the record i only laughed because i didn't see it coming

>sunroof
>isn't made out of sun

Funny how one word can ruin sales. But who can blame them?

explain pls?

>brake tubes

rear door, fucking retard

no va in spanish

in spanish "no va" means "doesn't go"

>starter motor
>can't find any advanced motors

>ignition
>doesn't actually ignite anything

>seat belt
>supposed to protect me, not seat

made me angery, good work

>Veeky Forums - Auto
>everyone talks about cars

>snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp
Just like so few people receive therapy because they're afraid of being alone with therapist?

>All-wheel drive
>Only powers the front wheels 99% of the time

>electric sunshine roof
>Only the regular electromagnetic sunshine comes through

>All-wheel drive
>spare wheel does nothing

>double clutch transmission
>doesn't have two clutch pedals

fastest japanese car is the LFA

Who wants to be alone with the rapist?

>cooling liquid
>it's hot as fuck

>Go to find spare wheel
>It's an inflator kit
>Still in a wheel shaped whole beneath the fake floor in your trunk

>spare wheel
>I need it

If the steering wheel is steering the wheels are the wheels steering the steering wheel?

>drive Dodge
>hit every tree

>radiator
>doesn't radiate radiation

>light says 'check engine'
>engine is still there, right where it always is

>Mercedes-Benz
>runs on diesel

>check engine light
>there is no engine light

>Ejaculate in a Volkswagen Group vehicle
>Can't get it pregnant

Except it does?

>dualies have 6 tires instead of 2

Top kek

>real-wheel drive
>driver is in front seat

Yes but lexus fangirls dont trigger as easily as nissan fangirls.

>Radiator
>transfers heat through convection

fully carbon fibre car tuned by piano maker
vs
plastic car made by rednecks.

gee.

>boot
>is not a piece of footwear covering the ankle meant for work

>glovebox
>no gloves
maybe you guys have em but normies never

>Ford Customline
>actually mass produced

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>Diesel block breather hose connecter breaks to oil return.
>Steering wheel and tires shake more and engine gets hotter.
>Diesel block breather hose is now connected back into the oil return.
>Steering wheel and tires shake less while engine is normal temperature.

And my dad said people use to just have the hose unconnected and have it draft under the car.

aahahaj

this made me laugh. it shouldnt have, but it did

>a man running in front of a car gets tired
>a man running behind a car gets exhausted

>fuel filler cap
>you dont fill the cap with fuel