I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO

MY PIES

>the reveal contained many references to Nissan's rally 240Z, their original "crossover"

RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

saged

still (slightly) better looking than pic related

millions of soccermoms will buy this

exclusive to yurop

>It is front-wheel drive (all-wheel drive is coming later). And it shares its platform with a Mini.

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>Bmw 2 Series PASSIVE tourer

Even engines, keklmaofamalamdingdong

truly the Ultimate Driving Machine™

Even better, those engines were co-developed with PSA (Citroën/Peugeot).

BMW is the most awarded engine producer on the planet, stay jelly poorfags

THE BUTTHURT IS REAL

t. sent from a non-M3 E36

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

don't know why I thought this was so funny but I did

how do you put a dead body in it, if you don't have time to cut into pieces?

uh, you fold it? it's not a cement block

I feel like BMW making this is BMW lowering its standards desu.

Why buy a BMW golf

because it has a BMW badge

>what is rigor mortis?

but it kind of feels sad to see it on a golf. Its cool for a VW to be there because you expect it to be a cheap thrill. But for BMW is just a cheap thrill.