Stupid Shit on Craigslist

I was willing to respect his dedication until I saw he left the stock engine.
What's the point if you have 50 HP?

>Custom Gas Door raises vertical
This was the most autistic thing in the whole listing. Can't believe somebody paid money to make their gas filler door open vertically, that's worse than lambo doors.

These MR2 kits are cancer.

there's something really charming about earnest oldschool rice

>The car do you the car to run and I do drive runs and and drives the engine and transmission

I love that shit, honestly. It's obviously better if it's actually fast too, but old school rice is cool af when it's done right.

Not cl but you get the idea

I don't see what's stupid about it tbqh

500 is bargain for this

Taken away the ferrari badge and its pretty fucking sick idek what youre saying

Seems like kind of a bro too, would share a 12 pack and wrench a new clutch.

arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1036437&start=80

>I am a die hard ford mustang fan but I must admit whenever I see any of those new ford/ Jap contraptions with a mustang badge I have to shake my head and ask myself what this world is coming to.
>After 1970 I truely believe Ford's mustang went downhill.

I'm glad boomers are slowly but surely dying off, what a fucking petty generation.

Thrilling. Somebody sank $5k into this car and, once stepping back to take it all in, decided it best to spend probably $8k more with zero delineation from the original autistic dream

I'd give him Max 2 grand and that's it. Jesus the amount of rice

>lexington.craigslist.org/cto/6052017163.html

I cannot imagine how much money was dumped into that car.....

I would legitimately buy this for 500$ if it was within 200 miles of me

I NO WAT I GOT

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gainesville.craigslist.org/cto/6053359811.html

Just go to the link. Holy shit what is this man thinking?

>lexington.craigslist.org/cto/6052017163.html
ayy lmao i was about to post this. whats good gainesville bro?

atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/cto/6043947002.html

Nice fedora and train horn!

>What's the point if you have 50 HP?

honda fag here. b16 is 160hp stock and it says it has gsr cams. not stock

also the em1 civic was one of the last enthusiast model usdm hondas

>tfw you will never buy this for $500, split a 30 rack with this guy, be his bro and wrench/hoon with him

Why even live

memphis.craigslist.org/cto/5986369184.html

If it's actually an EM1 Civic then it makes 160HP...kind of a shame though, those were fun cars, they were only sold in 1999 and 2000 and in very low numbers, they've pretty much all been ruined.

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Every time.

It's always the "my loss your gain" bullshit.

oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/6040213914.html

The whole post is a fucking sob story.

At least the price is right~

>phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/cto/6057585981.html
>2.5k smackers for a car with undisclosed 'engine problems'

Ever since I moved to AZ I have been horrified by the thought of having to purchase a car here due to the retarded inflated pricing on even the shittiest of vehicles

Why is this senile old cunt pretending 60k miles is something to be proud of?

It's not even immaculate, it's missing half the mazda badge on the back, has stone chips on the front bumper, has no center caps for the wheels, has ricer blue wheel valve covers, has a gay ass eagle on the soft cover, the exhaust tip looks like ass and there's no pictures at all of the interior or engine bay

If you're gonna try and sell something as perfect, fucking do it right or piss off

Also it's not even a 6-speed

Why do people post listings without a pic of the whole car?

memphis.craigslist.org/cto/6048225081.html

I'd buy this in a heart beat. where the fuck is this thing. I want it.

Middle of bumfuck in victoria, near the NSW border

Because his daddy. :^(

It cropped up in southland (NZ) a few months ago. Its probably being chopped up for scrap as we speak

losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/6055854472.html

Is that shit even legal anymore?

>This is not a toy
Cringe

losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/6048278105.html

>car was up and running at one point
Wow you don't fucking say

Hi OC/LA br/o/ saw the same post on my local CL when on the prowl for a decent mr2

Thats the coolest thing you can get for the money

Just found this cancerous POS "rat" on ebay:
ebay.co.uk/itm/B16PKT-Big-Packet-Chrysler-Bentley-Rat-Rod-Matt-Black-Fast-and-Furious-LPG-/292060221508?hash=item4400255044

>NOTE THIS CAR IS NOT RAPPED ITS RATTLE CAN BLACK A TRUE RAT statement matt black wheels
>((( PLEASE NOTE THIS IS NOT FOR AVERAGE JOE AS I SAID ITS A RAT WITH LOTS OF ATTITUDE!!! PARK IT NEXT TO ANYTHING NO MATTER WHAT THE VALUE AND ITS STEALS THE SHOW)))

>axing $700
>ask for Daryl

A paradox

There's no way this isn't a nigmobile.

I love that people like this exist. They are pure entertainment.

>IT'S A RAT DON'T GIVE A F**K STATEMENT
I'm going to go hang myself now

>1990 Wagoneer
>117k on it
>rust holes in some places
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denver.craigslist.org/cto/6055473389.html

I always imagine their brain is a complete mess from not paying attention at school or bad parenting in childhood.

Haha Holy Fuck I did not see that before. I was too fixated on the rest of the shit

Do you want to spend £32000 on a 150bhp ferrari lookalike?

ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-458-Replica-Kit-Car-DNA-Red-1-Off-L-K-HPI-Clear-/252811659450

>Cost over 40k to build!!
>I have got a nice fancy key made for this car so you dont have the boring Ford key.

>Drives and looks and sounds AMAZING

I actually want to hear the noise that they got out of this thing. It's a fucking Mercury Cougar cosplaying an exotic. The exhaust note has to be hilarious.

Anyone that would ever buy this thing needs to be gassed though.

I would buy it for 400 usd

A rather interesting first photo.
lancaster.craigslist.org/pts/6039533957.html

atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/6049934591.html
>that bodykit

I challenge anyone to find a shittier "thumb blocking license plate" picture than this.

What kind of disgusting trog is this thing

austin.craigslist.org/cto/6054420211.html
>1979 Ford Fairmont
>exterior is completely trashed
>interior looks like shit
>gutless 4-cylinder engine
>hasn't been on the road in over 12 years
>"currently does not run missing the battery"
>"did have a known problem of the oil leaking into the radiator"

>$2000

At first I thought it wasn't so bad. Then I got around to the front.

It is so bad.

dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/6044931709.html
>had a small wreck

>buying a car driven by this filthy homeless

who wouldn't want this car

sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/6059077538.html

Is this what a 917 looks like on meth?

lancaster.craigslist.org/cto/6049711694.html

>gaynessville

10/10 would EJ20T swap

evansville.craigslist.org/cto/6044472924.html

I know what I got.

no wall kickers
no surveyors
no land inspectors

no test move ins

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I'd buy that in a heartbeat if I were closer

im fucking dying

>ask for niko

amazing

>some rust
that thing looks like its built out of rust

>evansville.craigslist.org/cto/6044472924.html
>bumblebee paint
>real scorpion shit knob

oklahomacity.craigslist.org/cto/6059016617.html

Are you man enough to buy THE ASTROGHINI?!

nh.craigslist.org/cto/6031394302.html

>1994 chevy astro custom
>know as Astroghini
my sides are in orbit

I kind of want it.
kind of.

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greenville.craigslist.org/cto/6026936866.html
MR2 Rail Buggy, definitely unique

atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/6044714694.html

What the actual fuck did I just see?

Atleast the price is fair

>MY LOSS IS YOUR GAME

found this bad boy a few weeks ago