/srg/ - Speedrunning General

That's the runners faults for undervaluing themselves and bothering to show up.

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twitch.
tv/moephistopheles/

I'm running this garbage again

>2012
>loads of real niggas in the speedrunning community

>2017
>RWhiteGoose is the only real nigga left.

I just wish he didn't stream during the graveyard shifts tho.

What is happening over at cosmos stream? Someone please fill me in on the latest drama.

He thinks he can overtake ice_posideon and sodapoppin by getting 20,000 viewers when BOTW releases on switch being the first one to stream it.

grindxmonkey

*recoils*
*is injured*
*suddenly shrinks back*
I've been found out!

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i'm banned from his chat and didn't even know he was streaming.

twitter.com/MarioMan847/status/833757500503633921

>im going to kill myself... goodbye
>woah all this support, thanks guys!!
>im suddenly applying for partner!!

the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 357ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN

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what are the chances of The God Gamer Stigma being lifted this year?

Dwhatever isn't capable of 70 star WR and will give up.

Cheese05 isn't capable of 16 star WR and will give up.

LiquidxSquid isn't capable of Medievil Wr and will give up.

>Nkr tries to flirt: The post

speedrun.tv/dwhatever

The Run

This post was made by Cronikeys

Sorry, but I'm busy watching AndrewG, who is actually capable of getting world record in the category he is speedrunning.

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why did you delete?

cultural marxism

Remember when GDQs weren't completely insufferable? I miss those days.

pre-2014 boys ww@
AGDQ11 here

>join the MHC
>lie to MHC about not liking trihex
>still nuthugging trihex for those hosts

He can't keep getting away with it!

>tfw first GDQ /srg/ attended was the last good GDQ

barely made it lads

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>trihex making mario levels with a numale

Get this reddit trash OUT

speedrun.tv/cheese05 139 inc

>fun new OC image
>all OC is reddit now
This is why Veeky Forums is shit now

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>dead meme thats been forced for about a month
>not reddit

>cheese begins to hyperventilate with 30 minutes left in the run
Wow, this kid seriously needs to calm down and realize that getting a suboptimal record in a suboptimal version of a suboptimal game is not worth being this excited about.

Actually, he's getting a really fucking good time in the best and most poular speedgame of all time on the standard version with the most competition.

You're putting down the achievements of others because you have none yourself. Truly pathetic.

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>being this insecure and jealous

*bonobo howls*

>the monkey poster is the insecure guy trying to put cheese down
What a shocking development

*banshee screeches*

MHC is dead. They don't even play games together anymore.

What are you even doing?

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*bird laughs*

this is the shittest meme. it doesnt even make sense

clips.twitch
.tv/cheese05/CharmingCamelBabyRage

>that perfectly timed donation comment

>pie fucks up his own marketing for his stolen emote

Why is he so thick?

remember fellow students, c's get degrees

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Hahahahaha

vid.me/JTST

>vid.me/JTST
JUST

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As Reddit as this meme is, having BounceyBoy in the section with the tiny brain is really perfect. He's really dumb, basic and has no interesting qualities about him.

He's the kind of guy who listens to undertale music without having played the game.

What makes it even better is that he think he is a high figure in speedrunning when he's got a shit time in every single game he's played.

But the music is the only part of Undertale worth experiencing...

what am I supposed to take away from this, that the more unlikable, unemployable, and uneducated you are the more red pilled you are?

Looking for a video of carcinogen breaking a disc during a marathon run, ring any bells lads?

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I don't remember him breaking a disc, but I remember him smashing his console (I think a PS2)

Any links? That sounds fucking hilarious too

clips.twitch
.tv/carcinogensda/ProudEmuHassaanChop

uh but bouncey is on the opposite end of the spectrum?

Nice

Who?

Reminder MrHyruleGamer is a fucking idiot

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word

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As a followup

reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/5v8gv3/wr_banned_from_mrhyrulegamers_discord_in_029_by/

twitter.com/race_0ut/status/833875984164196352
lmao

got some dick suckin lips

meows...

why does everyone hate this guy? he seems like he's doing the community justice by telling them to get their shit together

oh, did he make a vid on how the community isn't playing games fast enough? someone should imo, a lot of ppl aren't pulling their weight

reminder any speedrunner who unironically hates apollo or mrhyrulegamer for making the "community" look bad is automatically a complete faggot

the stream monsters are trying to takeover

go back to /r/speedrun you safe space faggot

btw our boy is live twitch
.tv/showvideogames

>mrhyrulegamer

Where are the comfy runs at

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

does anyone have that quote by 0xwas that's like "speedrun is kill in 2016" or something

marxistxmonkey

reminder rwhitegoose was right since the beginning:

pastebin.com/Jhfgruxg

>mrhyrulegamer loves majinphil
wasn't he the guy who was trying to charge for mm lessons?