Anyone ever lost friends, family or girlfriends over car stuff?
>be out cruising with gf shotgun >hitting some togues with friend following behind >he also has his gf shotgun, our gf's are friends >initially going pretty slow but start to ramp it up >gf hates speed >me and bud have cars about as fast >I start going quicker and quicker trying to lose him for fun >gf keeps asking me to slow down >see his headlights do a 360 in my rear view >start hysterically laughing and gf starts screaming that we need to go back and check on them >tell her to shut the fuck up and I can't stop in the middle of the road >she's near hyperventilating and keeps looking behind >pull over into a sawmill like 500 yards down >run back to check on them >they are fine but car clipped a kerb, front bumper isn't so good >break up with gf less than a week later >buddy fixes up his car for a few hundred and life goes on
My family and friends don't give a flying fuck about cars.
Wyatt Roberts
>GF is leaving my house one day >Backs out of the driveway >Somehow backs across the entire street too >Runs into neighbor's car which was parked in their driveway >Starts crying >Asks me what she should do about it >Tell her she needs to call her insurance company >And find a new boyfriend
She didn't think I was serious, but I simply cannot tolerate such mental inadequacy in anyone, let alone someone I could potentially be stuck with for a great deal of my life.
Owen Rodriguez
ITT: Stories that never happened.
Brandon Bennett
> Driving back from somewhere with a friend > Wet roads, sharp corner just right > I'm not paying for the tires on the car > Lift-off oversteer coming out the corner > Car comes around the next corner > Correct slide, act like everything's normal > Incident then cited later when friend decided they didn't want to know me anymore > Along with my frustrations at their being a lazy shit and delaying shit by not getting out of fucking bed
> Ex constantly remarked about my speeding, because his parents were super law abiding and never ever broke the speed limits
Anyone who can't handle my driving isn't worth spending time on.
Aiden Hall
women are emotional creatures. If something goes wrong, they start crying or yelling. Reminds me of a story with my gf >Cruising down some back roads >Just talking, having fun >Suddenly she asks where we are >I don't know >She starts freaking the fuck out that we might be in the hood at 9 pm >Tell her to calm down and turn on GPS >Just drive back home >Nothing even happened
Gabriel Rodriguez
>take girlfriend to do an activity she is known to not enjoy >she doesn't enjoy it Fucking women why can't they be rational like us?
Levi Moore
>that scowl you can just feel when you powerslide a wet onramp Every time. And I lost the same gf because I was a drifter and she raced dirt track. We were in an endless loop of "No, I'm the better driver"
Christopher Russell
>my life is shit so everyone else's must be too
Kayden Gutierrez
>Out working on the car >Doing a simple oil + filter change >Gf wants me to spend more time with her, despite always being with her >She finally gets upset enough since I had to go to the store to get a new copper crusher for oil cooler since I had to fix that during oil change >Yells at me for always spending money on my shitbox >Yells at me for spending some of my time driving >She asks me if I need some space
Cameron Miller
>trying to no become wizard >have been talking to semi qt >she wants to meet up and go do something >it's a nice day so I get bike and spare helmet >show up to pick her up > she comes outside and I hand her the spare helmet >she stares at me for a bit, gives back helmet and goes back inside >soul crushed >think we'll fuck her then I'll go find a qt hop on >realised I'm far to socal ly inept to actually make that work >go ride for a few hours with my spare helmet as a passenger to kill the sadness >prolly gonna end up as wizard anyway but I do like riding bike.
Joseph Bailey
You had the perfect girl and you didn't hatefuck each other every night to work out who was the better driver arguments? You fool!
Adam Turner
what is this absolute faggotry and why is it tolerated on Veeky Forums? fuck off with your gay blog post
Blake Williams
>hatefuck each other every night That's actually exactly what would happen. Best sex I got is after races she placed last
Evan Lewis
>She didn't think I was serious, but I simply cannot tolerate such mental inadequacy in anyone
Thomas Perry
I've heard this one before Sucks dude.. she was obviously a stupid bitch to not want a ride on orgasm machine and a rude cunt to walk away without saying anything You got lucky, too bad couldn't get your dick wet tho
Ryan Bailey
Are you a woman? If so hit the touge with me
Michael Howard
post pics of bike
Noah Robinson
The fuck was her problem? Women love bikes. When I started commuting by bike occasionally, I got so much attention for it it was crazy. Girls wanted a ride, guys wanted to know how hard it was, or to sit on it, or how much it cost. Once I have a full license, a bigger bike, and a spare helmet, I'll definitely give rides. Assuming the scratches on the helmet I've got (I fell off, scrape is about jawbone level) now don't worry people.
Kayden Torres
Do people really just lie like this on the Internet?
Ryder Murphy
Good God, I feel awkward just reading that. Women may like motorbikes but they ain't gushing through their panties at the mere sight of one...
Oliver Watson
>see his headlights do a 360 in my rear view >start hysterically laughing to be fair thats not a great reaction to have to your friend spinning out. You really should have checked on them right away.
Carter Cox
If you had your helmet get impacted from the fall you should replace it. Most helemts are rated to save your life once. After that they are compromised.
Lincoln Allen
You cant stop or turn around on the togue. No room. He pulled off first chance he could. Thats the best you can do.
Brayden Nelson
how about you dumb idiots stop going after materialistic whores
Christopher Lee
how about you dumb idiots stop going after 3d girls
Leo Sanders
It wasn't impacted. I hit the ground sideways, and the helmet scraped rather than bounced. It's fine, just missing a little paint that blends in with the vinyl on it anyway.
Liam Thompson
>Girls wanted a ride, guys wanted to know how hard it was, or to sit on it, or how much it cost. about the bike or are you ftm?
Samuel Howard
...
Zachary Russell
>thread about emotional rollercoasters >calls someones life shit
Anthony Sanchez
Pic of bike It does suck indeed
Never found out what her beef was since she was a cunt I just stopped talking to her.
For reference thus happened before I crashed it so it was still clean as fuck
Tyler Kelly
>have a nice bikefu >become a wizard
Life couldn’t be better for you.
>tfw no bike
Cameron Evans
if you didnt say yes you are cuck
Jaxon Murphy
Not lost but >be me a loner poorfag >Dad recently lost job >Moms job only supports groceries >in a car crash and car totaled >can't afford even a 3k Civic >Dad goes on a drinking binge Those were dark times
Jaxon Hill
>>trying to no become wizard
Why???
Sebastian Hughes
>buy a 2k civic with a HORRENDOUS interiour >stains everywhere, gross shit, etc. cloth, it had been detailed too >Just fucking rip everything out >All of it >put in a dope ass bucket seat I got off craigslist >drive around for a while in it don't give a fuck was pretty fun >meet girl >hit it off >can you come pick me up this Friday? >Uhhhh, my car only has one seat >She thought I was blowing her off >Try to explain >Just storms off >never responded to texts
Logan Reyes
i remember that manga
Adrian Butler
Some people just don’t know the finer things in life
Austin Ross
Yes; here's my life: (Ages are a best-guess)
>17-year-old-me >Driving a broken-down DeLorean >GF accuses me of cheating; never have, never would, because the car "breaks down too often" >Gives me the choice of her or the car >Choose car
>Age 20 >GF's mom side-swiped my Cadillac >I get upset >GF says that it's fine because the car was shit >I say it's not and that I like that car >Ask mom to pay for busted mirror; GF gets mad >GF and I get into huge fight >We break up then >GF's mom pays for mirror
>Be 24 >Buy a project car after time in the Army >New GF doesn't like it >Need a parts car >Buy parts car >GF says that if I buy another car, she's leaving me >$10k DeTomaso Pantera comes up for sale >Welp, I'm single again
>26 >GF wants me to sell my '59 Cadillac to buy us a house >Say I'll consider it; am serious >Buy replacement car in advance of sale so I'll still have a fun car >Gets mad that I spent my money on the new car; she paid NOTHING towards any of our expenses >Bitch suddenly wants an open relationship >Literally kick her and her things out and don't let her back in
I also tend to buy a new car every time I have issues with the end of a relationship to keep from being too lonely.
Too bad there are no women here; I need a new one.
Bentley Edwards
>>$10k DeTomaso Pantera comes up for sale >>Welp, I'm single again kek
Nathaniel Myers
>>have a nice bikefu >>become a wizard It's not nearly as nice anymore I've got 3 years before that happens. Hopefully I can get my shit together so it doesn't happen
Ryan Rivera
>3 years >tfw still 5+ years to go
We can make it, bruv. Theres still a reason to live.
Aiden Nelson
Anyone got any advice on how to actually find a decent woman? I'm running out of options.
Ryder Moore
Being or pretending to be Mormon/Catholic/ etc. Is a good way to meet nice white women if that's your thing
You can do the same thing with Muslims though with more difficulty/risk
Adam Evans
>decent >woman
Alexander Lopez
What's up with those girls faces. It looks like they have masks on. Their eyes are so sunken
Ethan Cruz
My ex had a crippling fear of motorcycles. Like legit would have a mini panic attack when I asked if she wanted to take the bike.
Women have a lot of fear of death and generous activities.
Brandon Cook
Anyone with that level of neuroses isn't a keeper.
Joshua Gonzalez
Find woman also into cars. She prolly wont be a 9or10 but much better to deal with on a regular basis That is a possibility why she turned and walked
Dylan Allen
Notice how I stated that she was my ex
Julian Wright
>10k Pantera Wat How fucked was it?
Christian Long
let's do mad skidz together
Asher Baker
Tried it; religion is too cucked for me. I also hate mudslimes with a passion.
I would love to, but I've never met a single one that wasn't the car equivalent of a "gamer girl"
Josiah Sanchez
Consider joining a fun gym like rock climbing or something. Car girls are usually autistic though
Andrew Rivera
Nice bike user, I see you post in /osg/ from time to time. I know nothing about bikes, did it come with that paint job? Reminds me of Akira for some reason.
Andrew Myers
It needed everything redone; I didn't have it long enough to take any pictures; just long enough to trailer it home before I sold it for $15k, but when my GF called and I said I was buying a car she threw a fit.
Lost a girlfriend that day, but made $5,000.00; so, not too bad.
Tyler Barnes
>driving evo to car show >my bf FUCKING HATES MY CAR >he says i become a different person when im speeding >yea i feel truly happy and free >put car into super sport mode >about to hit onramp >drop it into 1st >fucking floor it >bang through 1st, 2nd, then into 3rd >glance over >BF is hyperventalating and getting all cry-y >i tell him to calm down everythign is fine >he gets pissy with me >i only hit 80mph
Wyatt Anderson
Are evos the new fagmobiles?
Jayden Hughes
I'll be your bf bb
Always have been
Jack White
Why are there so many dang fags here?
Michael Gonzalez
The internet turned queer.
Lincoln Richardson
dracula u better pray i dont see you at an Veeky Forums meet because i WILL hatefuck you into submission
Cameron Carter
Jesus you absolute madman get a fuckin pro and get your dick wet, women can smell desperation
Julian Smith
>get's btfo so hard he turns gay
John Scott
That pillion looks uncomfortable as fuck no wonder she gave the helmet back to you. Next time show up on a Triumph Bonneville T120.
Noah Clark
+1 upvoted
Jose Rodriguez
>put car into super sport mode
Apparently
Benjamin Jenkins
Yea that's how it came found on craigslist. I'm trying user
Jason Harris
Glad I can drive this car without being called a fag anymore, thanks Shitsubishi Lancer!!
Jordan Brown
Dude, I'm in Texas. 99% of the time I have a gun.
Luis Baker
I got a "gun" for ya bb
Logan Murphy
did you put the eurobeat sticker on while riding on the freeway?
Kayden Sanchez
+1 to rock gym im still autistic as fuck, but theres cute girls, never any whales (because they cant lift themselves) and theres a lot of cool guys there.
Michael Evans
Me, too.
Kayden Sanders
>not able to do a sick doughie and spin around on a dime wrong weel drive?
Dylan Foster
+1 for bouldering gyms. Same thing but without the ropes so you need less knowledge to show up and just do it and I see so many people doing it alone rather than with friends so I don't get the feel that it's awkward to do it alone. Also only need to rent/borrow shoes if you're casual.
Gabriel Carter
Quite the opposite. My first gf was also a mechanical engineering student (now a Ford engineer) and when I pulled up in my STi it was over. Had sex within 6 hours of meeting her lol.
Henry Perez
You people sound absolutely terrible. I'm an auto enthusiast, I like driving fast, but I don't do it with passengers unless they are into it.
Bentley Wilson
>And find a new boyfriend SAVAGE
Ayden Richardson
Friends that don't like cars aren't worth having
Nicholas Nguyen
why are you dating such whiny trash?
Brody Scott
>CZ noice
Nicholas Smith
No really car stuff, but kinda related. >helped girlfriend through depression, alcoholism, etc. >there at hospital and treatment facilities daily >visiting her in in-patient facilities every visiting day >always by her side, whenever she needed me and for whatever she needed >she gets injured, sick, etc. I'm there for her, taking care of her, etc. >driving home one day >go to hit brakes, pedal hits the floor, wat >panic for 3 seconds before reaching for emergency brake >too late >slam into the back of some pickup at ~40 mph >airbag deployed >head bleeding >go to hospital >call gf en route >she is at home, without work, doing nothing on couch >cba to come down and sit with me at hospital >hang up on her
Few months later >still taking care of this bitch >get wisdom teeth out >just want my head rubbed and to be relaxed and trip out on acetaminophen and morphine or whatever >she's nowhere to be found, out till midnight >found out she was cheating >after all I did for her!? >kick her ass on the street Last I checked she was bouncing around sober living houses getting mistreated by a bunch of alcoholics anonymous folks who only drink and fuck each other like the promiscuous shit bags they are. Have fun getting beaten by a drunk and left by the side of the road pregnant, bitch.
No offense but you sort of sound like a massive cuck.
Bentley James
>kicked bitch out on the street to be raped by the homeless >cuck
Pick one.
Robert Perry
I wasn't ready for all those fells user, what a good example of editing
Josiah Carter
Bretty gud
Benjamin Stewart
>Ddive my AE86 down the toegay >Boyfriend tells me to slow down >I don't >Induce oversteer while laughing maniacally >Keeps slapping >Stop the car >Kick him out >He hops into some guy's white Altezza >Welp
Samuel Allen
Are you the owner of the galactic evo?
Brody Thomas
same. Dad agreed to help me buy a sportscar tho. Mostly so he can bully me whenever I ask to borrow his suv to carry stuff.
Matthew Richardson
you are a champ
Are you the night wave dracula?
Lucas Torres
Lost a gf because I bought a truck (that i need for work) over something she wanted a Hyundai wagon thing.
Gavin Hill
You see, this is why i am paranoid about trying to help someone that needs help. Because you never know if they are a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Jackson Perez
there's only one Dracula on Veeky Forums user
Ryan Torres
>no qt to fight over car related stuff with >passenger seat always empty
Brayden Wilson
>tfw you remove all seats because no one uses the others
Makes my car lighter, but the feels heavier.
Henry Jackson
>reasonably good friend at the time >fucking annihilates my corolla in the driveway because "it was dark" >fucking proper pushed it 2 meters down the driveway >"Yeah sorry man i'll pay for it" >get a couple of quotes for the repair >Stops replying to my calls/texts >don't have the money or a car to borrow >have to lodge a claim with insurance >car was taken away and repaired >insurance company chased him for the money >starts calling and harassing me calling me a piece of shit
welp
Charles Nelson
>drive a pretty beaten SOHC 86 >gf always harassing me to buy a new car >finish school >get full time job >buy a mint ke70 with 86 running gear >she shits a fucking house >saying how she's always so embarrassed whenever we pull up anywhere >"this is an even bigger piece of shit than the last one" >"Why can't you just get a normal car?"