/dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General

pvp is broken shit. Whoever attacks first gets punished 90% of the time.

You know I'd think if someone wanted to give a good "Fuck you" they'd applaud rather than point down

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BEARER BEARER SEEK SEEK LEST IS NOT FOR LEWD

This thread is now blessed by Gravelord Nito.

>she will never crush my dick between those thighs

She's a slut, took her hood off and everything, absolutely haraam.

Why

>absolutely faraam

Can't spell Shanalotte without anal

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She absorbs your soul, user

Is it worth it?

CEASE AND DESIST THESE SLANDEROUS LIES

HERALD IS A PURE

>Raw ASS
Who allowed this

Because I hate playing alone

Yeah, that's cool. Maybe she can turn my soul into part of her butt or something.

Do you have a bf?

>cropped the image but left the filename the same

Thank you user, you are truly /my guy/

no

Why do Dragons breath fire if they've existed since before fire?

Name one souls dragon that canonically breathes fire

Hellkite Dragon

It's a drake

Is a Drake.

Isn't it Hellkite Drake? Drakes aren't dragon, they're like almost dragon.

I think only the maiden in black out-lewds the herald desu

Oh, I didn't know that. So, where did Drakes come from?

Do you think she'd curse at you if you told her you liked her, or would she think it's humerus? But perhaps she'd just give you a sternum talking to, or who knows, maybe she's down to bone.

Kalameet?

They're "descendants" of the original Everlasting Dragons, only they're generally terribly mutated, much weaker, and stupid

His breath is magic

>descendants
I'm pretty sure the game just calls them 'distant relatives.'

Either way, their relation to actual dragonkind is fairly tenuous

Is it good?

Int is only for the offhand scythe attacks and the ice explosions. Faith boosts the physical damage of the main scythe. Not hugely, but it's hardly insignificant.

His breath is literally divine and dark damage.

The str scaling is better than the fth scaling so you're better off with quality than dex/fth

Need some fashion advice lads. Which of these setups do you think looks best?
1/3

2/3

3/3
Also, if someone on PS4 could drop me the Firelink chestpiece, I'd appreciate it.

>divine
Magic
>dark
Not a damage type in dark souls 1, dark does split magic or fire / physical

All three are bad but maybe it's because of your ugly face

1 is basically Seeker of the Spurned's twin brother
2 has two pieces of the same set
3 just looks bad

Kalameet's breath is split magic/physical.

This one is the best of the 3 but none are particularly good

How long can I leave Siegward in the well?

I'm pretty sure that is not the case since it was buffed, but I can't really know for sure without booting up the game and CE.

Why Shanalotte has so little r34?

My fashion advice is this
1) Fix ur fucking face, you look somewhere between constipated and un-constipating into your pants
2) Remove HUD and embers for fashion pics
3) The first one but use Iron helm

Do us all a favour and check.

blackflame friede is pushing my shit in

Too pure

Yeah, and it deals magic/physical, you stupid fuck. You can literally look this up on the wiki before looking like a dipshit.

You can also blatantly see it's just the Dark magic effect but with gold instead of grey.

Try parrying her

Sihn

FIX POISON
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Toxic

Want help? PC?

they sure upped the number of parryable bosses in this game

his breath deals fire damage, and builds up toxic

there is no toxic damage type dumbass

next you're gonna say Sinh doesn't count because dark souls 2 isn't canon, moving goalposts like a cornered faggot

It doesn't do physical, great magic barrier makes it do almost nothing.
>trusting wikis

It's kind of ridiculous because the bosses you can do it to are fairly tough if you don't use parries at all, minus abyss watchers at least.

>invade as faithful
>first thing I see is the host sending his darkmoon back home

what a little shit

1/3

naw I'm good, just thought I'd share

You can run sideways to avoid her black serpent attacks including the big one after she does that spiral up and smash. When she goes invisible watch the snow that gets kicked up from her cute feet. If it makes a pillar she's jumping behind you and you can see that snow puff when she lands. If swishes to the side then she probably jumped left or right in front of you so run up and get two R1s in on her She's aslo open for a back stab when she tries to to the execution where she drags her scythe on the ground and twirls around.

A long time, I helped him escape after killing yhorm

I spent a good amount of time using a dried finger and sitting around just so a darkmoon got summoned for a 1v1 with a red.

>cute feet

was that necessary

Just play Dark Souls 2 man

It's the solution to all 3's problems

Just did. The two scalings are actually identical.

>all that sliding

jesus what the fuck is wrong with the engine in this game

That would probably leave str in the lead thanks to 2H bonus.

I guess the skeletons in Smoldering Lake have started playing rainbow six siege...

They fucked up having a huge-ass poison swamp area that needed to be a gradual environmental hazard, while also trying to have exactly the same poison effect be relevant in fights.

All weapon and spell based poison effects need to become venom, which needs to proc easier and do more per tick, but with faster recovery.

>the game that by in large did pvp the best is also crippled by the single worst online mechanic they ever implemented

On a weird sort of meta-level this is so appropriate with these games and their themes of hopelessness and futility.

Parrying bosses is the pussy way out and everyone knows it.

>a really big fucking roll, coming right up

Looks like the ballista took lessons from the chain-axe snakeman.

>there are people who don't bring out the binoculars at the end of phase 2

Friede is punishing enough if you fuck up that it almost makes up for it.

Dude who's doing the unofficial patch is buffing poison in 0.4. Wants it to last something like 15 seconds but do a ton of damage.

So dirty, I wonder how they smell

Priscilla's, from 2 games before, looks way better than this

Hell, the firekeeper's, from the same game, looks better.

>unoffcial patch
Why tease yourself with such a janky way to make all the piss-weak parts of the game actually decent/fun?

It's the simple things in life

The physical damage is much smaller than the magic damage, and suffers from split damage typing + everyone having sky high physical defense by that point.

Either way it's still sure as fuck not fire.

Not him but it's fucking impossible to find anything that matches the Leejun armor apart from the gloves. They're about the only ones that go all the way up the upper arm.

that's stupid as shit

you know man I'm on playstation and have the firelink chestpiece and would totally drop it for you but your face is really ugly haha and I don't want that shit staining my television screen

I would call you a faggot for posting always the same terrible image but then I realized there is no other pictures of her because she's such a shitty waifu, not even sca bothered doing a decent picture of her.

Remember to bully Friede