User needs a new sporty car

Hi everyone

I need advice on which car i should buy

Requirements/ no/go's
1. above 400hp
2.coupe
3.less than 1.6 tonnes
4. no fucking sedan or suv, needs to be a sporty coupe
5. price: up to 80k (used cars only)

Thought about a 997.2 turbo, damn fine handling, fast as fuck and relatively stable in its worth
Lotus' are really sporty and kinda fast, but look to fag-ish

Any advice is welcome

$3k Civic with some mods. Spend the rest on gay conversion therapy.

lots of civics with a couple of mods

Maybe one 6k civic or break it up and get two 3k's. Could even go as far as getting three 2ks.

Buy 6 1k civics. At 100 hp each you should get at least 600hp.

How about 12 Twingos? At 60hp each, that's 720hp total.

slow piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of this in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

>10 point cage with Parachute
>3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
>spec-R full drag suspension
>Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
>1 044 bosch pump
>1200 rc injectors
>golden eagle sleeved block
>cp 10:1 pistons
>Eagle rods
>arp headstuds
>oem h22 headgasket
>Balance shaft delete
>competition clutch twin disc
>Port and polished head
>skunk2 valve springs and retainers
>Str cam gears
>crower stage 1 cams
>aluminium radiator with slim fan
>gsr transmission with itr lsd.
>qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
>k20 rbc manifold
>qsd throttle body spacer
>blox 70mm throttle body
>4bar omni map sensor
>6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
>hks bov
>Garret 102mm turbocharger.
>Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
>44mm tial wastegate
>Custom water to air intercooler set up
>aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
>tuned on chipped p28
>13 inch volks drag rims
>2 15 inch volks rear rims
>arp extended wheel studs
>si cluster
>150 shots of nitrous

im making 248 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be.

I don't know what i expected from such wise "car guys"

Seriously, honda is the crappiest of all shitty cars in existence.

2 kinds of people drive honda
1. poor people
2. fags who never drove anything else

If your poor ass ever sat in a 600 hp porsche or a nice BMW ///M you guys would know honda aint shit.

Anyway, have a nice time never spending more than 5k on a car in your lifetime

Please save some hundreds bucks and rent a porsche or heck let it be a nissan gt-r, just get away from honda

>///M
off yourself

Goddammit i cant stop laughing my ass off

>unironically believing fwd is useful in any way

I really, really, really hope you're not serious..

Please get a look at ANY racetrack in the world, is any car amongst the top 10 fwd? If its so good, all the hypercars, formula 1 and every gt series would have ONLY fwd cars

Goddamn moron, educate yourself
Fwd is pure shit and only used in shitty low tier cars

it's an old ass copypasta

What will you use it for? Track days? Being a dick in the cities? Spirited driving on the back roads?

Why is that pic mirrored but the license plate isn't?

Formula 1 is FWD you dumbass

Hardparking cars and coffee and picking up grindr dates

samefag forcing memes on himself: the thread

saged

Mustang GT350

Have you ever owned, let alone driven a m car newer than 2014? I bet you haven't because then you wouldn't be such a judgemental son of a whore.

BMW is kinda overpriced, but it actually gives you the feeling of joy during a wild drive.

The M4 for example runs 0-200 kmh in just 12.7, not bad for a 431 hp rwd and 1.6 tonnes

If it were about whos fastest in the straight, i would buy a cheap golf and mod the hell out of it, but at the end of the day its just a Volkswagen ;------)

Same with all other riced cheap cars, quality has its price

I csnt help but thinking y'all are a bunch of 14 year old fact sheet enthusiasts who care about nothing but straight line performance

History of the brand doesn't matter
Tradition of the model
Corner performance
Technology used, advancements made

If you all were right, every rich fucker would mod supras instead of buying mclaren or porsche or any traditional european sports car

Nice car overall, but the maneuverability is straightout bad, i like the history behind ford a lot, and mustangs are iconic, but it's not my choice

sup elliot

>Lotus
only the evora has 400hp or more. most lotuses are about adding lightness, not lots of power.

you talk like a kid, not like person capeable of buying said car.
Where are you going with this?

it's photoshopped on dingus

I live 300 km from nurburgring, maybe someday I'd go there for a track day, bur mostly it'll be used for driving down country lanes and sporty driving in general ( wherever its possible )

NO car for chores or anything, i have a seperate one for that

>Formula 1 is FWD you dumbass

This means nothing. FWD cars are absolute trash.

Look you seem to be a huuuuge moron so i try to explain to you why you're wrong.

Firstly, formula 1 rules state that only 2wd is allowed

Fwd would NEVER EVER make sense on formula 1 cars because the maneuverability of fwd is just shitty.

Fwd is only used to save costs ( no need of a propeller shaft )
Fwd cars tend to handle worse in corners ( driving kinda straight even tho you turn )

No sports car in the world uses fwd, only cheap production cars like a vw polo or japanese mass production cars like hyundai and toyota use that for monetary reasons

>Judging my wealth from a single comment on a site where people praise hondas

I can't even blame you.

Finally someone who knows his shit

>gets memed
>talks to copypasta
>""educates"" the board on FWD
>HOW CAN YOU TELL IM 13 BY WHAT IM TYPEING?!!!!!
Please, leave.

M4

Get a W205 C63S. Porsche is nice for track days but you're not gonna do that very often, you might think you will but you wont. The C63 has plenty power, handles well and has usable cupholders and a nice interior

>getting baited by stale pasta
why are there so many newfags here

2JZ supra
1JZ soarer
>easily capable of 400+ hp to the wheels with a few basic mods, 20 psi through a 1JZ will achieve this, 2JZ even better
>2 doors
>around 1500-1600kg
sporty (+luxury if you pick the soarer)
they handle fairly well too

>hyundai
>japanese
shit bait, you aren't fooling anyone

You could literally get a newer SS Camaro, have all of those nice accessories, the history and heritage you want, something unique since you live in yurop, and have something faster with a nice V8 sound. I get you like BMW, but be more open to other options. There is a reason people mod Hondas: they can be faster than most things on the street for cheap.

fwd is patrician