Don't fuck with Xzibit

Not really

I don't think he could if he wanted to. MTV has no interest in this and he went bankrupt because he lived a lifestyle that required a permanent six figure salary that he lost when the show ended.

youtube.com/watch?v=iSEgTeCRopA

>The problem with the show is, they don't fix any of the mechanical issues, and my car was a piece of shit. What they did was make my piece of shit sound exceptionally awesome, which is great. Just not great enough to drive on roads.
Inb4 >leddit
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>user learns about projection

Yo Xzibit, I need you to bling my boogie. Can you put some sick sliders on my whip, brah?

To be fair, he sold it for 18k when he only got it for 500 after it was pimped. I think it's a win-win even if it wasn't fixed on the inside.

If Veeky Forums had a "Pimp my Ride" show, I bet their mods would consist exclusively of throwing Powered by Super Eurobeat stickers all over the car, thousands of Touhou/anime/overwatch peep stickers, hanging black ice trees everywhere, and a rotary swap.

I'd watch a show that consisted solely of stuffing 20Bs into shitboxes.

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those girls are the ones that like white dick the most

Damn that's great, but I read Ice T's in Detective Tutuolas voice so it still is funnier to me after further review

And when they test drive the cars, they blast Eurobeat. Just imagining "WHOA OH OH SUPA SAWNIK FIYAH!" blaring while a rusted out Camry starts brapping around the corner makes me kek.

There was one ancient shitbox that had been welded together out of two cars; it was replaced with an xB or some other new shitbox before the ritual ricing. Everything else turned out just about the same as if you had monster garage do the pimping.

I remember that episode the guys even found gum on the welded section that was supposedly was keeping the car together

>the episode with the asian kid's S-chassis
>he had a fucking post-it note on the dash telling him when to shift @ which speeds
>X: "How did you get this?"
>Asian kid: "Oh my friend had to drive alongside me on the highway"

Somebody I know had the burple SUV they did, the floor they put in was installed with like 1000 self tapping screws and the underside of the truck looked like a bed of nails torture device, all the work they did, didn't function anymore, everything was broken.
All the work they did was fucking awful shoddy work that just had to last long enough for the people to pick up their car.

Yeah I'm feeling it.

And the guy responsible for the rotary swaps has his hair color change every episode.

It wasn't a note on when to shift, it was the speeds at a certain RPM in a certain gear, because his speedometer was broken.

Like, 2nd - 3,000 rpm - 20 mph

Now you're just talking crazy,

>autism my ride

>Veeky Forums's pimp my ride
>every car on the show is a miata or a fiero
>the fiero gets body swaps
>the miata gets ls swaps

You forgot 3k civics and suburbans

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Yo check out my tan

yo dawg i herd u like monte carlos, so we filled your monte carlo with monte carlos and shipped it to monte carlo

Why didn't he just listen to his engine?

And the few simple mods they get

A McDonald's in Monaco? Really? Fuck me.

>mfw I ate at that McDicks

Atleast it's cheap. The cafés along the track just try to sell you espressos for horrid amounts of money

I would be more surprised if there isn't one in Monaco. In fact, I would be surprised if there wasn't one on the fucking moon by now.

You should order a coffee at the restaurant at the top of the Atomium in Belgium

Sights are always expensive as fuck. I actually went into the casino, and jesus christ these sums. Single game cost me more than the whole journey. Great cars around there though, never seen 2 SLR's on a single day before