>@here Update on Darrowshire, it seems that C'Thun got out of his cage when it wasn't even his turn to go on stage. Working on a quick hotfix and then we will bring it back up shortly. Thank you again for being so patient.
i know you freshcuck edgelord trannies don't play on le carebear server, but wtf?
Elijah Wood
Is the server down at the moment? I'm stuck at connected. It's not time for maintenance yet, is it?
Eli Edwards
what is the drama now?
Jayden Ross
Crestfall 1. Zzukbot latest version specifically built for the project 2. Population cap (4-6k) for maximum profit. 3. No gold sellers outside of crestfall staff allowed. If there is enough chink gold selling interest they get their own containment server. 4. Devs hide details about specific exploits so they don't get fixed and are active on discord. 5. Goal to make raids as hard or harder than vanilla to ensure more people buy gear in order to progress. 6. Thorough beta testing of bots and exploits. 7. Choice to progress to TBC realm when vanilla content is complete or stay vanilla. 8. Custom serverside anti-cheat detection for cheats that we do not sell, DDoS protection and proxies for latency improvement. 9. Blizzlike ownedcore transactions, improved character selling. 10. Shady, tight-knit group of English speaking devs with backgrounds in making money out of private servers. 11. Open beta in early 2017.
Elysium 1. Bug riddled ancient botting programs. 2. Population cap (12k). 3. Chinks allowed to sell gold, ruin economy and staff profit. 4. Posts consist almost entirely of sheeps shilling for Legacy Gaming Network and asking for money. 5. Rag killed by fresh 60s wearing greens 2 weeks after server launch, only thing to look forward to is 8 months of MC and BWL, less motivation to buy gear. 6. Crashes and rollbacks daily, broken bots that get stack which makes them obvious and people report them. 7. No progression because the server won't survive past BWL. 8. No anti cheat detection, every other bot is not zzukbot. 9. Archaic gold and character selling which requires you to visit chinese chatrooms. 10. Corrupt, Russian speaking drunks with backgrounds in inbreeding. 11. Shutdown in early 2017.
Oliver Rivera
>killing panthers and tigers in STV >chink dwarf rogue 8 levels above me jumps me and kills me >come back and keep killing, she jumps me again >pop retaliation >4 crits with Whirlwind Axe, she's dead the blink of an eye
All that struggling from 1-30 was worth it for this one glorious moment.
Evan Clark
Darrowshire's shitting itself. Take a look at the realm staus page.
Justin Torres
I love you puppers :3
Jordan Ortiz
>enh shaman can spam lightning bolts between swings of slow weapon without losing autoattacks
Is it viable to top the DPS chart?
Josiah King
Until you go oom, which you will very quickly. Enh shaman and ret paladin are the same.
Adrian Walker
in a one minute fight sure
Gavin Foster
>get into a fight with hunt lvl 40+ >he pops BM >proceeds to rape you even in melee range with disabled bow
is this balanced?
Adam Gray
why wouldn't it be? hunters have an entire melee tree
Eli Williams
no?
blizzard still doesn't know how to balance things 14 years later
Evan Brooks
Please tell me you're in STV on Ely alliance side.
If so that was me, sorry.
Nicholas Martinez
Gears isn't gunna be too happy about this, that's the server he plays on
Michael Phillips
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Christopher Lee
What did Mandate mean by this?
Angel Diaz
it's going down, im yeling timber
Thomas Butler
SLAVS WHY
Asher Murphy
Reminder that Mandate has the same amount of server firsts as Grizzly.
You don't. We still beat the Baron timer. But it's SO MUCH FUN to shit talk. I can't resist.
Juan Hernandez
nice dps, did it get you server first rag?
LOL
Carter Thompson
im gonna need some pics first
Ryan Brown
CHOOOO CHOOOOO
Justin Ortiz
Yeah? We got server first guild Ragnaros? Excuse me?
Sebastian Martin
How was your dps on server first mc? oh wait ROFL
Gabriel Gray
why didn't you pop any cooldowns?
Ethan Howard
Who is "we"?
Logan Rivera
? guild rag? whats that mean? 3 guilds killed rag together before you
Jordan Allen
DEMISE, Vigor and Praise all downed Ragnaros before you.
Literally server fourth guild...
Isaiah Ward
>females in charge of running a server
How do we get rid of roasties and their temper tantrums?
Liam Rogers
You didn't get the only thing that mattered, server first rag
Adrian Green
so elysium pvp down?
Charles Scott
server isnt up you hack frauds
Angel Gray
HOW DO I CALL THEM?
Ayden Gutierrez
What is the most in demand class on Alliance?
Ian Harris
In your opinion maybe. I don't really consider it a big deal that literally the entire rest of the server pulled together to fight us. It's a pretty big compliment if we're being honest here.
Dominic Jackson
Warrior or Priest, on Darrowshire.
Brayden Powell
Regular ass to mouth.
Austin King
3 other guilds did MC before you did
Isaiah Johnson
>the rest of the server pulled together to fight us
Christ, I knew you fuckers were self absorbed, but this is next level. The world doesn't revolve around you.
Robert Gray
who /cara/ here?
Brody Bell
As a pug, together, and without the mechanics working properly. Rag this patch is supposed to despawn an hour after you summon him. There's a lot of ways you can look at it. But it was the ENTIRE rest of the server in one raid. Pretty big compliment.
Jack Bennett
>darrowshire
lmao I want to know on Elysium
Oliver Campbell
look at those piggies...
Easton Roberts
>guild is beaten by a pug holy shit this can't be true
James Roberts
doesnt matter, 3 guilds did mc before you did
Nathan Stewart
thats right, grizzly, the most "hardcore" server on the guild got beat by a ragtag group of pugs
LMAO
William King
Some powerful fuckery at work here.
Oliver Brown
If you practice, the only rogues that will ever kill you at 60 are going to be the creme of the crop 5% best rogues. It's gonna be hilarious how easy it is to kill rogues once you get your arcanite reaper.
Nathaniel Cox
Literally a bunch of people that planned before the server to raid it together. The weird thing is, by doing that they fucked themselves out of loot. One of the guilds is already disbanding (Vigor). I don't really consider it a good idea to split your first MC's loot three ways. All in the name of still losing server first guild to Grizzly. :thinking:
Ryder Morgan
staysafe is in grizzly. stop.
Aaron Long
who Zeth here
Isaac Bailey
>that feel when you were one of the three guild coalition to beat grizzly and your guild is the only one of the three shameless enough to claim server first
Owen Sanders
How is this shit still down on a Monday night
Connor Barnes
Not hairy enough.
Ryder Price
its pretty hilarious, that guild is just embarrassingly bad
Colton Lopez
My favorite is how the server status page shows elysium up 1day 20 hours and counting.
Indeed. It's pretty difficult to race against 11k people though as a core of ~65. I really don't understand the pug idea since you lose out on tons of loot though. Like Praise could've done the MC the same reset, just later. They didn't need the other two guilds to 30 man it. They wouldn't have beat us though.
>tfw MoH and Salty Dogs has as many server firsts as Grizzly
lmao
Carson Wright
>Nihilum lying about how good they are >Their delusions of grandeur
Incredible
Xavier Turner
>GRIZZLY WAS BEATEN BY A PUG HAHAHA ENJOY FARMING 16/H A DAY MAYBE YOU'LL GET BWL THIS TIME
Leo Richardson
Ree?
Jonathan Scott
they did, and they fucking failed against a ragtag group of nobodies
that's so fucking pathetic that a guild with the express purpose of killing rag lost to a couple of guys who happened to be 60 and decided to get together outside of the molten core entrance
Ryan Green
who gives a fuck go do some PVP and not pre determined AI scripting lmfao
fucking nerds
Josiah Powell
I dropped elysium to play on zeth'kur due to time constraints. I kinda regret it now, seeing how the pop dips to like 1600-1800 hundred.
I hope more people quit so we can get that merge.
Luis Miller
some of them werent even 60 lol
Camden Stewart
Are you ok?
Carson Collins
LMAO
Noah Gutierrez
>Nihilum
Jordan Mitchell
Why don't you have a NEETer core?
Ryan Nguyen
SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOUR MOTHER YELLING ABOUT YOUR POOPSOCKS
Ian Reyes
>GRIZZLY
Nathaniel Harris
GRIZZLY is the BEST single guild ever
Prove me WRONG
Adrian Bennett
Most of are normie jocks with six figure salaries BAKA fucking JOCKS m8.