What are you investing in for 2017?

25/50 hu obv...

DUDE WEED LMAO

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Im investing in a brick company, The wall is imminent

$JNUG
$MSTX
$MGTI(moar like 2018 though, got it at .8)

Iam hesitant in dxy/djia right now.
Every 7 ish years it comes to a halt and dips about 1/4-1/3 and look where we at now.

Also with trump is a wild card in the air right now.

$JUNG and $NUGT will open in the morning up.

Shorts gunna get a massive squeeze.

Don't have a large position in JNUG but dam I will finally see some gains.

I am starting a company in jan 2017 with no idea what to do.

On the agenda is:
- get government subsidies for "hi-tech" company (company is developing some natural language processing solutions)
JAN - DEC 2017, fill out many forms, write reports, pitches, business plan etc (super bureaucratic task if you want to receive gibs). This is core of the company so far.
- in the meantime; start online tshirt business (not for making money but just to learn ecommerce, online store) with a budget of 1000$ and see what that gets me (i look at this as kinda "Hello World" of business)
- get interns for el cheapo and have them do fancy graphic design solutions
- pitch a clone of Judge Judy show and try to syndicate it on TV
- try to find niche for online shop (honey, natural creams, organic crap etc etc)

Thoughts?

Personally I think there is a social justice bubble. Is there any instrument I could use to short this? I was thinking of waiting for a somewhat popular company to shill for trans people and short their stock as soon as the conservative press hears about it. Surely there's a better method than that though

Also is their an auto car loan index? I fail to believe that people are capable of financing a car loan when the variable rate is pegged at 16%, after the initial fixed rate runs out after a year or so. My friend with no credit rating is paying one off at 25% for fuck sake. The risk of defaults on these shitty loans is way too high, especially when they use them as "personal" loans and don't buy some thing with intrinsic value

Cryptocurrency investment:
I put my Christmas money into $DGB (Digibyte) and $DOGE
Best possibility: 4x profit in January
Worst: nothing happens

Intel for conservative heavy portfolio.

weed lmao

Counterparty, Bitcoin, PEPECASH, Litecoin, Monero, Silver, S&P futures with a 10% stop and short bonds (long yields).

No money hu everyone's solid

I agree those are good investments but don't kid yourself, worst isn't that nothing happens, worst is they drop to zero and you lose all your money

DGB and DOGE are terrible investments. It's the same as withdrawing paper bills and setting them on fire. DOGE especially.

I think it's worth the risk, altcoins usually pump at the beginning of the year and BTC consolidation might pump them even more.
Pic is DOGE

Pic is DGB

why would you even consider DOGE over PEPECASH? PEPECASH has a locked supply when DOGE is inflating like crazy.

Because DOGE is on Poloniex.
Actually I'm not 100% sure that DOGE will pump again but DGB's birthday is coming soon and they are developing something interesting.
I will report back when both coins went over 100 satoshi!

Is NVDA going to collapse soon Veeky Forums? I will be investing in it early January

how much Christmas money did you have

Just around $150 so I don't really care if I lose it, but I'll have a good laugh when these shitcoins make me $500+

Nobody cares wht you do with your 50 bucks you stupid fucking neet

Waiting for next bitcoin crash.

Is weed the next boom market?

drugs in general
in my country the price of weed doubled in the past 4 years and its expected to rise even more
a brick of weed here will make you filthy rich, no joke.
i bet that in america weed sells like nothing. you can even get it for free. here you would like 30$ for few grams of mediocre hash

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Gonna do VTI funds.

Maybe a little in oil.

Don't wanna think, just wanna put money in and get at least 5% a year.

MGTI?

Seriously?

Looks like it's gonna sink faster than the Titanic after MGT got delisted and that documentary about McAffee came out.

where do u live?

I'm going to be starting two businesses and going all in cash

WEEEEEEEED

How do I invest in tranny porn? It's obvious to anyone who has been on the internet for over 5 years that it's exploding in popularity.

That chart suggests the DJIA will be around 25k by 2020

kneepads to fund
sexchange
start doing porn
???
profit.

My plan:

Continue to contribute 10% to my 401k (vanguard target fund)

Use the roundups feature of the Acorns app to funnel a little money into a conservative portfolio of ETFs and bonds

5 bucks a week into both BTC and ETH through Coinbase

5 bucks a week into gold and silver, probably just gonna use Goldmoney since it's simpe

I may throw some money into a P2P investment site like Lendingtree or Fundrise as well.

What does Veeky Forums think?

THE COMPANY THAT MAKES NEKO EARS

was tempted to hold some long silver.

chinese solar expansion and industrial push with a troubled euro. must be some gains to be had here.