Truckerfag General /tfg/

>We don't take kindly to youtoob shills around here edition

>44 TONNES
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>Swift: Best In Class
>Don't Sign That Lease Dummy
>CDL How-to: Private driving school or based community college
>Megacompanies are shit without exception
>Do your time and leave
>Whiney has body pillow but no weeb case; is poser
>Bepis was friendzoned and we're too nice to call him out on it
>Trucker Gundam can't buy a vowel or a post
>Truckerfag is currently a super- because he's short a truck
>One of the Primefags is Offroading with the Best
>Oilfag is shitposting from home because Canadians haven't heard of a petroleum product called asphalt
>Your public farts are never as quiet as you think they are

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>Your public farts are never as quiet as you think they are
Or as dry.

>friendzoned
Pretty much, it was real iffy from the very beginning tho. That's why I'm not even upset.

>Caturday Edition

She knew you were a beta bitch cuck and she hoped she had finally found her gay best friend.

It seems like the cat is shooped

>Dollar General?
Also driver unload.

Green screen.

What difference in empty weight does an extra trailer axle make?

>you will never drive with Allie knight

It would weigh approximately one axle more

Her fiancee is driving her plenty.

Thanks, and how much is that in lbs?

Half as many lbs as two axles.

Lel there's more to it but I mentioned some shit to her like she thinks she wants a good guy but she will probably just end up with another guy who treats her like shit and she got real offended.

But it's like she wants to meet a bunch of guys without committing and thinks that when she finally devillcides she will be able to go back to whoever she settles on. I saw it early on but gave it a chance anyway and it ended up being just what I thought.

Just strange because like Sunday when we went to the beach she was leanin into me while we were walkin and then I asked her a few things to really figure it out. Like dude she married early and never met enough guys and now she still wants me to hang around just in case she can't meet anybody better. So if we do chill more, I'm gonna bring a healthy dose of asshole and fuck wirh her a bit.

Why do you guys enable his pointless blogshit? It's bad enough he's a daycabber without half the thread being his Facebook.

>I mentioned some shit to her like she thinks she wants a good guy but she will probably just end up with another guy who treats her like shit and she got real offended

Just couldn't help yourself and you went and tipped the fedora.

FUCKS SAKE CUNT

t. bitter virgin in a cuckbox

It wasn't like that, it was before when I could kinda see how she was trying yo go about all of this and more like "be careful because I have seen girls like you get out if one shitty situation and wind up in a new one just as bad". It's not the average friendzone deal.

Lel this is true.

I do need to get my confidence up like a man tho. Girl who kinda cute, Cuban girl from another one of my stops, think she might be single and wonder if I should add her on the FB and talk a bit.

I'm debating now whether or not to go out with Coffe Girl again later this week. Dig into her head more and make fun of her. I should try and find a 4/10 girl real quick to start chillin with and get it in at least and it would probably make coffee girl mad because of her whole approach of wanting to meet a bunch of people and then thinking she will eventually have the option to go back to whoever was the best.

>Lel there's more to it but I mentioned some shit to her like she thinks she wants a good guy but she will probably just end up with another guy who treats her like shit and she got real offended.

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>I actively complain about the content of this board, yet I contribute nothing of my own

Truck it up faggot. If you don't like the Bepis Saga, squeeze it out with quality trucking related content.

i got the image from google, heres the sauce
truckingindustry.news/852/cat-survives-rough-400-mile-journey-clinging-to-semi-trucks-undercarriage.html

I'd rather have a thread filled with board related content, than board related content mixed with shit. Unfortunately, Veeky Forums mods don't do anything, so it's up to the users to moderate the board. Unfortunately, Veeky Forums is filled with idiots who blogshit and enable blogshitting.

Someone get banned that all that got pruned?

Tough catter.

What's the consensus on Marten?

Reads like the usual mixed bag.

glassdoor.ca/Reviews/Marten-Transport-Reviews-E1621.htm?countryRedirect=true

Did you kiss coffee girl yet?

We discussed this, I met her while making deliveries in muh truck.

Nah man we been over this. Basically women being women and not knowing what they want. I was curious so I got to the bottom of it and it's like "I'm not ready to commit to anything yet, but when I am, I want you to be there" type shit.

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Dude, seriously how do you get a job like this??

>Please, I would consider dropping my current chosen profession and doing local trucking like delivering gas, or some kind of food items to stores in the area. Fuck will they ever have someone with ZERO experience in this field?

The odds are not in your favour. A lot of local delivery jobs want at least 2 years of Class A/Class 1 driving experience before they will seriously consider you.

The usual way to get a job like that is to get your CDL through a private school on your own dime, or get a loan to get it from a megacompany in exchange for driving for them for at least a year, get a year or two of highway hauling experience, then go local.

Maybe you guys can help me with a little thought experiment. Have there been any attempts at aerodynamic setback axle tractors other than the Pete 377 and Ken T600 before the year 1988?

What other careers can I spin my otr experience into?

Wut? You want to actually get a job like me? And yes, they will hire people straight out of CDL school even with no experince. Even if you have some retail or customer service experience, that will help. People are always coming and going because they don't stay long enough to figure it out where they aren't working 12hr days.

>salty user reported me
You need to get laid mang. I mean I do too since it has been a couple years, but it might loosen you up.

Since this is Veeky Forums, I should add that is not an invitation for buttsex

>>salty user reported me

Yeah, it's kind of pathetic that whatever janitor/mod plays along with this idiot that spam reports everything he gets assmad about. Doesn't make sense that they get to dictate the direction of a GENERAL THREAD based on their own views. It's not like this is some random copypasta a nobody just dropped in and posted. This dude is a regular poster in here, he can blog about whatever the fuck he wants.

>MFW I haven't seen a ban or had shitposts pruned for my somewhat off topic bosts yet

Hey, fighting youtuber spam is public service. I'd rather your blogposts than that shit.

Did any of them even get deleted?
>tfw she just texted me the Florida Panthers schedule saying we should go to a game

I'll just do what I do in the fishin threads. When I make an off-topic post, I attach a pic that relates to the thread and it's all ok.

But true, it's a general. And people asked me about it. Not like I'm making whole threads about it or spamming shit. Whatever.

Would you fags eat pic related if they had it at a truck stop?

>Yeah, it's kind of pathetic that a janitor/mod enforces the rules instead of letting Veeky Forums become /soc/with cars

I have a proper dakimakura, it just wasn't in that picture. Here's a picture of it from my Swift days

You just haven't had an autist report your posts, reset modem for new IP and rinse repeat.

Do you have her stuffed in the closet like your sexuality. Gotta hide it from the zealots.

That's a shit waifu m8

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It's not /soc/, it's an isolated general thread made up of the same users every time. People get to know each other (literally a tripfag) and he just shared some bullshit related to his trucking that fits well within the overall timeline of the previous threads too.

It truly is next level autism to get assmad about something like that.

I stand barefoot in shower with bepis. Preferably naked with him in there too.

>female on body pillow
>I'm gay

????

Truuuu but my friend bought her for me as a present for my birthday a few years back

>fictional cartoon character printed on cloth

Nigger, your sexuality is definitely in question.

Word. I'm 100% phoneposter, so I got that dynamic ip style.

>Waifu isn't Rei Ayanami, Yin from Darker Than Black or Motoko Kusinagi

Its like you don't even like them Japaninations.

>trucking aint for sissys

I found your perfect match.

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Whiney is still pure and innocent. Until he loses his virginity he is schrodinger's weeb.

Dat phoneposting shit is annoying. My personal phone likes to get these stupid 2-day bans because of some fag who spamposts on Veeky Forums or some board I never go to but it doesn't block my work phone IP (both ATT). I can never dispute them because they are short bans. I would rather they just do that regional ban again since I already paid for the pass.

>tfw she is impressed by my weekend warrior projects
Fuck Lowe's. I had to repair the screen in my Florida room, then fuck around with some sprinkler heads the landscapers broke (again), then installed some new little solar lights and messed with these other motion sensor flood lights. How do you fegs keep your (parent's) home looking beautiful when you are on the road for 350 days a year?

>sexually attracted to the female form
>questionable sexuality
I think the person with the questionable sexuality is the one who feels the need to attack other people's sexuality

>Daily reminder that Whiney-Kun dated a camwhore who performed sexual acts on camera for complete strangers and he is still a virgin

All the best men are virgins.

>female form
>2017
Isn't that a loose term.

Nigga is gay.

>All the saddest men are virgins.
ftfy

Just like all the best girls aren't real.

Who /sanic/ here

i would def try the pizza flavor, might have to get a gigantor frozen coke to go with....

Romance as a truck driver seems on topic to me. Tons of ppl who lurk want to know if its even possible. Bepsi showed us it is.

I actually quit smoking because of the sheer inspiration

>2200 rpm

Will it even get to see 1mill miles?

>ignition on self test sweep picture

You right, guess I'll just fuck cosplaying traps to satisfy both of my lusts.

Again with this post? Can I get some original content with my """""""""""""insults""""""""""""""

(You)

First of all, I'm not a trucker.

Second of all, this is a fucked up situation, not romance.

Third of all, I should quit smoking too. And eat better.

Yeah, I get them every so often.

Its weird; with Bell Ganada :DDD they are either 24-72 hour slaps on the wrist from boards like Veeky Forums or /pol/ for shit like posting off topic content or they are eternal, global bans across all boards for posting cp in /b/.

>Fuck cosplaying traps
It really just goes without saying.

Oh maybe I wasn't reading closely enough. It sounded like things were going pretty good.

What do you mean you're not a truck driver. You drive a truck no?

>Until he loses his virginity he is schrodinger's weeb.

>not a trucker
I just drive a truck at work most days. Way different from being an actual trucker. And idk if the mods deleted the first handful of posts, but you can see it there. It's confusing. She doesn't want to commit but keeps wanting me to do stuff with her and is like mildly flirty most of the time.

You gotta force her hand. Or stay back for awhile. Do NOT become her beta orbiter. She'll lose respect for you, and then its really over.

My 2 cents

Kiss her. If she commits further, good. If not, tell her to find you when she's grown up.

I don't even want to keep talkin about it in this thread because of user who keeps complaining, but I'm gonna keep my distance if anything.

So this place I go fishing, there's a bunch of warehouses and like 3 or 4 different building that house race teams. I wonder if they need somebody to drive their car haulers...

>the rookies on this website will criticize this

Why do I even grace this website?

>be primefag
>get up today, start rolling
>slide through St. Poopis
>hit 70 west weigh station
>"DRIVER PULL TO THE RIGHT"
>SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
>.NEF
>pull around to the right
>short man walks out
>BRUH DO YOU EVEN LEVEL 1 INSPECTION
>fuck
>slide into the bay
>shipper has my license apparently
>missing a triangle
>legit shitting concrete rebar blocks
>still passed me 100%
>easy 100 bucks because I Drive For The Best(tm)
>get 80 miles down the road
>stand on the brake pedal traffic is a parking lot
>what now
>two tractor trailers derped on top of each other with a 4 wheeler under one
>FATALITY!
>sit 3 hours in traffic
>get to the light, fucking pigs not directing traffic everything is gridlocked because the light stays green on the ramp for 5 seconds
>decide fuck this, if mall crawler SUVs can block the intersection so can The Best(tm)
>tell everyone on CB I'm tying up the intersection to let them by on the left
>pull my truck across the intersection and block it completely north and south
>wave a bunch of truckerbros around
>cop walks over asks me to move
>in no certain terms I told him to fuck off and do his job, direct traffic instead of sit on your ass next to your car and dick on your phone
>he walks away, more truckerbros come around
>pull forward and crawl through town to miss the accident
>mfw told a city kitty off today and didn't get in trouble
>mfw had to slide into the next scalehouse to get an oversize permit for my humongous testicles

Feels good being The Bestâ„¢

t. 62mph cuck

Who cares. Company's truck not mine

That's how those stupid fucking 5spd autos are on the highway.

They actually started getting away from it tho which is nice. I was reading an article on it a couple months back. All the big local companies thought it would be a good idea to order all these local delivery trucks with tiny engines but automatic trans with torque converter means that Cat C7 and Navistar N7 can pull a 46' bay trailer loaded with sodas just fine because muh "torque multiplication".

Doesn't quite work like that tho. Gotta redline all of the gears and then cruising at 65mph on the highway you are running at 2300rpm. Trucks still get 5mpg, gaskets blow every 20k, and engines are done by 150k miles. Our newest trucks have been coming with 9L-11L engines and everything is so much more smooth.

>mfw had to slide into the next scalehouse to get an oversize permit for my humongous testicles

this must be put into the next op

cng masterrace reporting in

>dis nigger
You have to huck that shit in the bin by hand? That must be shitty.

>all of my nope

thats a curroto can nigga, i dont have to lift shit

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This isn't true.

What does this general think of port cucks?

i think backing up short trailers sucks

i think you suck

i do suck at backing up short trailers
pic not relate

Port cucks are rivaled only by flatbed cucks with their inability to back up

Hate those cunts. Whenever I'm on 595E going towards the port in the afternoon, I get stuck behind those fags. Always in the fucking left lane doing like 52mph.

The big open top recycling and trash trailer guys come close too. Those guys and the port drivers are always in broken ass old trucks that shouldn't be on the road. If I had a nickel for every minute I got held up in traffic packs because of a couple of these cunts going wayyy under the speed limit, I would have a lot of nickels.

Back when I used to do Miami Critical Mass we used to end right where a bunch of those guys leave the port and we would block that intersection with like thousands of bikes coming through just to troll them lol

It really does suck lad
Backing is for daycabbers anyway

A while back I was bored on a Friday night and took the scoot to Fort Lauderdale Beach and ended up in the middle of their Critical mass. Rode along with em for a bit and was disappointed in it compared to Chicago's.

Critical Mass in Chicago gets crazy compared to most other cities. They always have a police escort to block off the streets when they are going through because it's just thousands and thousands of hipsters.

The naked bike ride is interesting too. This one night we were at Logan Square skatepark, under this bridge. Met some other biker kids who drove out from rural Minnesota for a little trip just to gtfo of there. We had them follow us over to Wilson Ave skatepark on the north side right on the lake. While we're driving, get stopped while the naked bike ride goes past. These kids from rural Minnesota had their minds blown and couldn't talk about anything else for the next few hours.

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I haven't showered in eleven days

Reason #147 why I couldn't do OTR...

If I had $10 for every tl;dr shitpost you hammer out I'd be making more money than anyone here except truckerfag

How much would I have to longpost before you clear $8.3mil per quarter like tfag?