/elyg/ - Elysium General

>this tbqh
I just want to play fucking video games I don't give a shit about these drama stirring aspies

Crestfall
1. Zzukbot latest version specifically built for the project
2. Population cap (4-6k) for maximum profit.
3. No gold sellers outside of crestfall staff allowed. If there is enough chink gold selling interest they get their own containment server.
4. Devs hide details about specific exploits so they don't get fixed and are active on discord.
5. Goal to make raids as hard or harder than vanilla to ensure more people buy gear in order to progress.
6. Thorough beta testing of bots and exploits.
7. Choice to progress to TBC realm when vanilla content is complete or stay vanilla.
8. Custom serverside anti-cheat detection for cheats that we do not sell, DDoS protection and proxies for latency improvement.
9. Blizzlike ownedcore transactions, improved character selling.
10. Shady, tight-knit group of English speaking devs with backgrounds in making money out of private servers.
11. Open beta in early 2017.

Elysium
1. Bug riddled ancient botting programs.
2. Population cap (12k).
3. Chinks allowed to sell gold, ruin economy and staff profit.
4. Posts consist almost entirely of sheeps shilling for Legacy Gaming Network and asking for money.
5. Rag killed by fresh 60s wearing greens 2 weeks after server launch, only thing to look forward to is 8 months of MC and BWL, less motivation to buy gear.
6. Crashes and rollbacks daily, broken bots that get stack which makes them obvious and people report them.
7. No progression because the server won't survive past BWL.
8. No anti cheat detection, every other bot is not zzukbot.
9. Archaic gold and character selling which requires you to visit chinese chatrooms.
10. Corrupt, Russian speaking drunks with backgrounds in inbreeding.
11. Shutdown in early 2017.

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>tired of all the drama, shit core, shit staff, chinks
>roll on warmane lordareon 1x blizzlike
>so many features
>why can't I hold all these features?
>global announcements for server record boss kills
>GM support BETTER than retail
>actual competent developers that GET PAID

good bye shitters

I'm so fucking tired of these imbeciles.

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED.

All I want to do is play the wow I remember and love not this stupid fucking retail shit that you cant even call wow anymore.

How fucking hard can it be to just host a decent vanilla server and not become a corrupt china goldfarm shithole?

Fuck man.

Blizz is where the true blame lies.
They chaged teh game so much, and won't even consider releasing the Older Iterations that people love because they know that they couldn't make any money from it.
And when i say make money i mean that all there CS BS wouldn't work on a Vanilla server because it goes against what most people want out of a Vanilla Server

I STAND WITH ALEX

>blizzard genuinely scared of vanilla server picking up steam, shuts down nost for the second time
>this happens
>blizzard probably laughing their asses off
good fight

Eh, I'm still not going to play their shitty games.

anyone else stuck at retrieving character list?

Suzerain is a fucking PR god for Elysium, they better be paying him a % of the chink's gold

>warmane

The server is dead, so yes.

>anywhere you go you'll be at the mercy of script kiddies, Russians and scammers who can pull the plug on the server at any second
>retailbulls win again
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

Can we get a quick rundown on this Alexensual guy? What's his angle?

Money
Keeping that 15 minutes of fame going as long as humanly possible

>retailbulls win again
>retailbulls
Only people on retail still are cucks, kids and casuals.
If you haven't cashed out your gold into tokens and bnet balance you're dumb as fuck.

What's everyone freaking out about? Am I missing something, or is it all because one of the GMs was handing out favors? Are all of you so new you don't remember when like 20 chink wintraders mysteriously got unbanned on nost after their decision was 'final' from the investigation they did? and then the subsequent thread locking on the forums by pottu? no one was claiming the server was dead that time, what's so big about right now?

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He enjoys vanilla / TBC wow. He's just an average player who makes mediocre youtube guides. Many people hated him, said he's an idiot...but he was right...he was right all along...literally our dark knight.
LITERALLY /OUR GUY/ FOREVER.

What did they mean by this?

Because this time it's actually dead.

reddit.com/r/ElysiumProject/comments/5vdmlu/regarding_vitaliy_pastebin_and_the_lgn/
Fuck off, cuck.

How come theres so many alex cock suckers in this thread. Hes literally a shit flinging aspie that has never accomplished anything in his life. I don't give a shit if the GMs are selling chink gold nor do I care about shady devs. WHO GIVES A FUCK, STOP SHITTING THESE THREADS UP WITH YOUR SHITTY CROPPED FAGLORDS SENSUAL PCITURES KILL YOURSELVES

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ALEX WAS ALWAYS OUR GUY

So fucking glad this shitfest of a server is finally dead.

Now we can wait for Crestfall in peace.

THANK YOU BASED ALEXENSUAL

Alliance is full of carebears who can't handle pvp interactions. I thought everyone knew this already.

>faggot redditors and elysium GMs on full damage control
/OURGUY/

>cartoonposter sperging out
Like clockwork.

>alex shills crestfall
>down the line something happens he doesnt like
>all this starts again
Alex is a cancer upon private servers, CF should immediately bane him the second he pops up.

>tfw going back to retail

>Hey dude why are you in this RMT chat channel
>Uhhh uhhh I'm practicing my Chinese, it's just for a laugh bro
>SEEMS LEGIT I TRUST YOU

Friendly reminder that there are people right now in this thread that will still roll on crestfall once it releases even though the crestfall team is shady as fuck.
Both Elysium and Crestfall belong in the shitter

Zero pvp, so it turns into a full raidlogging server

Alex we know your YouTube lost 1000 subs recently and you aren't making any donation money anymore,

PLEASE stop with these self-created memes it's really fucking cringey man.

Yes, you were right. Anybody with half a brain knew there was shady shit going on for months now. But now instead of being able to have fun there will be NO SERVER WORTH A FUCK TO PLAY ON.

in short, you ruined everything and you're a fucking idiot.

> "hey there pirates"
> "wake up you steeple"

You cringed autistic fuck you've ruined everything.

dumb phoneposter

Actually you just can't get on right now, takes 15 minutes to load your character select, 15 minutes to log in, etc.

back to /wpsg/, /elyg/

time to embrace the hellground relaunch together :))))

kys my dude

You don't understand you fucker.

If Elysium would have gone on it would have dragged Crestfall down with it.

Elysium was always doomed to fail because slavshitters will always be shady fucks who will do anything for money.

At least now Crestfall can reasonably distance itself and not be tossed up with the slavshits.

Just wait a few months and we'll have a good server.

>hellground
Finnshit.

>"This post is Alex samefagging!"
>poster in question uses grammar, punctuation and spelling beyond the level of a fourth grader
>proof that poster in question is not Alex

its shitposting, my man

though /ourguy/ saved us from the chinks! something even nost couldn't do!

AQ is never going to come out now, is it?

/run TicketStatusFrame:Hide() works

Genovahero?

>good server
yeah fuck off, everyone knows that Crestfall will never release anything good anytime soon and it they did, it wouldn't have the pop to keep itself afloat anyways. This was the best chance we had but drama queen fucking alexcucksensual had to sperg out again. I literally want to murder this fucking retard for ruining my fun. FUck him

>So fucking glad this shitfest of a server is finally dead.
>If Elysium would have gone on

What happened? Is the server going down or something?

WHERE'S MY TBC SERVER I JUST WANT TO PLAY AS A CUTE FEM BELF
IT'S NOT FAIR

Guys what if we adopt a private server as our own, shill it out through our own efforts given that it has a competent dev team
my vote is for Magic Wow

So exactly what did he do, sell gold,gear,titles,60s?

AQ would've never come out dumbshit, they tried for almost a decade on valkyrie.

in 8 years my man!

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Everything most likely. Guess who was behind those generated 60's on Anathema?
From characters to unbanning accounts.

Veeky Forums has /v/ scape for runescape

why don't one of you useless fucks do something with your lives and make a /v/craft server

He sold anything retard, gold, gear, characters, unbanning.

If you can't keep up don't act like you know shit.

Goodluck in ruby classic and beat off pj brawn

So fucking cringey.

Alex is a self-promoting moron.

seems pretty gay desu

can barely fill a raid, how could Veeky Forums fill a server

>IF I CAN"T PLAY ON THIS SERVER, NO ONE CAN
Can we seriously gas this nigger already. Hes literally a fucking plague to the legacy community.

cream his ass for good #beatoffpj

/v/scape is horrible compared to the "actual vanilla runescape" experience the devs are offering with RS07

Crestfall will never release and asura is literally selling bnet accounts, gold on feenix, and admitted to hacking on nost, if they even release its gonna be the same shit

>wowporn
If you want to meme tabs at least try.

It's an lost art

Whats with the Roleplaying?

>implying AQ isn't already out on the actually good server.

TBC is such cancer. Everyone wants to play horde because they think disgusting skinny chicks are hot.

Janoy = Slipry confirmed

precisely this

>MY STANDARDS ARE SO LOW, I WOULDN'T CARE IF THE GMS FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH SANDPAPER CONDOMS
Then keep playing on Elysium. Nobody is forcing you to leave. Don't get mad about those of us who are going to Crestfall/parts unknown.
>"cringey"
you have to go back bud

>implying skinny chicks aren't hot

>vanillacretin btfo
Always makes a smile on my face

what does lumikaru look like

The warcraft human female body is literally perfect.

each pouch represents a layer of autism

>5 players online
literally dead. too bad i might have played there.

>/wpsg/ was right all along
WTF bros! They tried to warn us about Valkyrie but we didn't listen! I am going over to appologizes right now!

vocaroo.com/i/s0ufP42M5Tre

LMAO

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So, I don't really pay attention to drama shit, why exactly is the server dying now?

what makes him autistic?

Look at the OP. Crestfall backed out.

lead dev got caught stealing the server money for cocain and ladyboys

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>"Hellos, i have informations about gold selling and recent hack ( rank13 chars ) i am well aware that few ex elysium staff made then and sold trough"

kek

>mfw there are sheeple in this thread RIGHT NOW still defending elysium after the recent leaks and crestfall withdrawing from their little pact

>lots of conspiracy theories about shady backroom money making dealings from paid unbannings to selling gold
>denials from the admins
>the partners they were developing with backed out of development
>they confirm everything is true

this is the end

what doesnt, would be a better question