League of Legends General - /lolg/

Well /lolg/

What's your IGN?

>tfw too intelligent to go beyond Bronze 5
Hast thou not understayeth the futility of thine struggle, yet?

All my accounts have spoonerisms for IGNs

U-use me as you please anons, TAKE OUT YOUR ANGER ON ME

Busty Pirate, reference to Miss Fortune who is not my main

Congrats FamalamaDINGDONG. Let us know when your meme build stops working.

guess the rank

>name is in neither of those categories

I still can't stop thinking about cumming inside of Dark Lux

how badly?

MOST IMPORTANT LIST

The Destroyer - power bottom
Trismegistis - enjoys monkey themed bedroom play
Gumi Cat - will moan Euler's name while you fuck him and completely ruin your mood
Angel Wiggums - the very archetype of a bratty sub, acts hostile and rude in an attempt to invite punishment and domination--unfortunately few people are capable of fulfilling his fantasies
Megu Wormie - shy but very receptive as long as you take the lead
Bukkage - 5 star difficulty rating to tame but once broken in will prove unmatched in quality as a cum slave
dawt - comes bundled with Bukkage
Meliorne - easily the most chatty of all the lolg sluts
Rumia - literally cannot stop thinking about sucking dicks for more than 3 seconds, very deep in the closet but wont fight you if you come on to him

>9 match winning streak

God damn it, do I begin to freak out now? I just KNOW a fucking 30 losing streak is JUST around the corner.

Can I just fuck you

>it didnt stop when i was invited to gold/diamond elo nonsense
>back when bard was first out
>they got mad at me
it stayed ever since
try it in any elo, people still dont deal with it well

he deals both magic and ad so they have to build armor AND mr to fight it

What's in that list for me to care enough about getting on it?

Post source nigger please

>very deep in the closet but wont fight you if you come onto him

good addition there

please no more of this

League reference names should be up there with yolos and weeb names.

IGNs with shit like "hi I'm ______" or "TSM _____" are cringey and pathethic.

inside jokes and ego strokes
I literally want lulufag over these other fags

i want to look EXACTLY like janna

>doesn't hover champ
>complains when you ban it

Why do you dumpy cunts even play jinx? Are you trying to get skinny with video games?

>being this much of a brainlet

did you really ban jinx?

it's lana rain

On a tangent, how many of you guys skip all the optional Captcha tests?

If it says "Verify" at the bottom, it's the real Captcha test. If you start clicking and it says "Next", then it makes no damn difference if you complete it or not, you're going to keep going until you hit a "Verify" and get it right.

Also, sometimes you "Verify" and then they hit you with a "Next" test, and then you skip it and you're just done.

>playing ww
>running at someone under quarter health while DMP is active
>pop ghost
>ult range is entire screen
*sweating heavily*

youtube.com/watch?v=6LtXVjOmvDY

Every Fucking Time.

I gave moot (and now moon moot) money to not have to do them

I'm in the movie ref category though.

who cares? At one point the site sperged on me and I had to do audio tests to post. Fucking retarded shit I swear.

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

buukage is not a sissy hes my daddy now

Bitch needs to be Nerfed hard

I want a junlger for my silver ELO. In season 6 I spammed Trundle with great success, but I want something with a gap closer that still is built like trundle (Titty Hydra/Cinder) is WW my best bet?

>can get S with supports white yawning
>can't get if i score 17/1/17 as jungler
how the fuck are those calculated? i already got 2 keys and no box is sight. plus i'm running out of sups to grab the boxes

Why is this Sona on a leash, and where can I get one for myself?

LEE SIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
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Are there any Master/high Diamond players here? any tips on climbing past d5/d4? I've been stuck here for a while and fluxuate between d4ish elo.
Pic related is my main.

Tell me yi is a no skill champ. I dare you.

master yi is the best

>tfw no user will ever fuck me into submission

what are you thanking lori for? my first crush (that i realized after the fact) was on a girl named lori

only if you're a burly bear and you fuck me into submission yourself.

guessing it's the banana meme shit

>Whenever Karthus ults, his quote can be heard globally
Did i fix him?

u tell em son now call the guy a fucker and sneer while you type it thats how you get the fire behind it

>when you catch the scent of blood

iirc diethyl is high diamond
sin is DIA too IIRC though apparently he's fucking around in low elo trying to boost some scrublord or whatever
ImThem is mid to high diamond too I think

I know /lolg/ has always been gay but we are reaching dangerous levels here, please post with caution.

more?

>Velvetposting in lolg

I approve

y-you too

Because sometimes she sucks so many cocks her stupid healslut brain shuts down and you have to haul her around on a leash so she'll be there to suck your cock when you want her to.

pls respond

>come home from work tired as fuck
>pour maple syrup all over my chinese food because i thought it was soy sauce
How is your evening going, /lolg/?

There's nothing we can give you that you can't look up on the internet user

>high gold

E L O H E L L

getting your s is based on having a fuckload of farm, good kda, get assists, and game length iirc

it's the only one sadly

Every letter grade is a comparison of how well you vs. other people do with the same champ in the same position.

I think it also factors in other shit like the length of the game (harder to get an S as the game drags on) and how shitty the other team is doing (if their whole team is feeding you won't get an S).

Hope that helps/is correct.

that's honestly not a bad idea as long as it's in moderation. but if you "poured" it then it was probably too much.

Does LoL have a variant of the trendy edgelord midlife crisis hooded professional assassin character yet?

congrats user!

literally talon

>get home tired from work
>my favorite place doesn't have the cookies I usually buy
>I forget to buy orange juice
>I lost another 0.5 kg since yesterday
>at work colleagues said my eyes look tired
>literally too depressed and tired to remember about one of my few friend's birthday
>too poor to invest in a graphics tablet and do better artwork

Gee, my life's awesome.... not

How do I play Darius?

>riven pushed to tower at 4 minutes
hey rengar can you gank
~nothing~
>riven pushed to tower at 6 minutes
rengar gank please
~nothing~
>riven pushed to tower at 15 minutes
RENGAR FUCKING GANK TOP
>yo chill bro

>riven with a 100cs advantage wins a teamfight at 40 minutes
>wow this top

I TRIED TO STOP IT YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

You are in a club and this wolf chases your GF's ass...
What do you do?

btw, this wolf is 855MS and still has his ult

JINX IS MY STAR, I'M HER GUARDIAN!

>can't CS under tower
hello?
top lane are you there?

Wait when the hell did karma get a winter skin

it's not always under tower idiot

>riven pushed to tower at 4 minutes
hey rengar can you gank
~nothing~
>riven pushed to tower at 6 minutes
rengar gank please
~nothing~

?????????? why does this keep getting posted

>Destroyer upset that his description isn't longer

literally the same attention seeking whores who are too shit to be popular streaming are spamming this general which is ALREADY shit by all the waifu posting
It's been especially bad these last couple days

this

>xXx_ZEDxMAIN_xXx
>mains Talon

???

We're overstepping our limits.
not even I can match this levels of gay

during winter

naw

...

I hope the 60 armor on Banner of Command now never goes anywhere.

But I must be weird to have bought this over Locket since 2015 to now.

P O W E R

B O T T O M

...

dudes just happy his name was included somewhere, stupid faggot is really desperate to have a name

memes aren't real kid

>New Dig is a bunch of soulless gooks

Fuck E-sports

Am I missing something here? I'm not sure what the webm is trying to show.

it's trying to show that the banner of command that gives 60 armor is saving him from what should be instant death from the lee sin kick.

>enemy relentlessly flames me
>mute them
>win game
>"geeg izi" as their nexus explodes
>watch him chimp out in postgame