The most intelligent species alive

Are you like 35?
Being a millennial bothers me too, I wish I was a gen Z kid
most redpilled generation in decades

Will be in May. I still keep myself separate from the kids these days, at least in my head.

Legitimately spooked.

Show me a human that can do it, faggot.

Not having hit something yet doesn't mean that you yourself qualify.

I don't text and drive.

> I wish I was a gen Z kid
>I wish I was an arrogant meme-spewing 15 year old with muh redpillz

Well, you were a teen when 2000 arrived. I was 7.
Beats being an arrogant meme-spewing 30 year old with muh social justice

I graduated high school in 2000. I think a big difference in the whole thing is parents. My parents raised me like, or similar to, they were raised rather than coddling to my whims.

>be me in 2015
>carpool with friends
>approach clogged up houston traffic
>little mexican lady texting and driving in a brand new huge suburban
>slams the break at the last minute but unfortunately collides into the rear of a bobtail truck

Many keks were had that day.

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>I graduated high school in 2000
You're a textbook milennial then :^)
I didn't make it to the gen Z cutoff by three years REEEEEEEEE
>My parents raised me like, or similar to, they were raised rather than coddling to my whims.
Same

I blame autotragics for this shit
I'd actually support using some automated system that doesn't let you drive if it detects you look down too much

Yea, it's annoying but I don't care that much. I just do what I'm doing and move along.

What if you're getting a bj while you drive? Also, it's just one more system to make your car more expensive, and one more to break and be expensive to fix. I'd rather they just upped the penalty by a lot.

I guess I could settle for summary execution

you guys know that Gen Y still exists right?

Anyway you shouldn't let "millenial" bother you
>talking with gun store owner
>great conversation, going well, we agree on many things
>starts talking about how millenials suck
>I tell him, well you have a Millenial standing right in front of you that you get along with pretty well, so we aren't all that bad.

Gen Y is just another name for millennial
We're gen Y, that's why kids after us are called gen Z. We're after gen X who were after boomers.
>tfw not a Z for 3 years

>you guys know that Gen Y still exists right?

Gen Y is a triggering term. it almost insinuates genders due to sharing a letter with a chromasome.

>What if you're getting a bj while you drive?

You can still watch the fucking road.

Don't tell me that you can't watch ESPN while getting a BJ at home.

>due to sharing a letter with a chromasome.

So everyone camped out in the left lane is gen XXY?

>created phone
>created car
how are we not

>this guy chooses sjw over chen posting

I saw a lot of that when in Houston. How the fuck are these beaner cunts able to afford 60k Tahos and Suburbans?

>implying the label changes the huge retardation that plagues millennials

Drug smuggling.

>Not broadcasting while driving
Cmon Veeky Forums you're not a moron while driving right?
youtube.com/watch?v=zKGm4XysG7Q

A pile up on a high speed highway with very low visibility. Since there is no chance that all cars will completely stop, people are just retreating to the side of the road until emergency personnel can manage to slow incoming traffic.