Saami vs darth maul???

Who would win in a fight the entire collective of the saami peoples versus darth maul?

Well Darth Maul has the force and a lightsaber but the Sami are crafty sons of bitches. I have no idea who would prevail

saami had a few jedi temples

Good point but what about his double lightsabre?

impressive

what the fuck are you talking about?

On the one hand we have deer and snow mobiles but on the other they have the technologies of penis gourds

According to both Norse and Finnish mythology the Sami people are highly skilled wizards

They got him

>but on the other they have the technologies of penis gourds
>penis gourds
>Darth Maul has penis gourds
what the fuck are you smoking?

t. Hwan empire sympathizer

you do know they were the ones that removed 32 flavors of emotions from the genepool because the emperor was obsessed with eugenics, right?

Wait, are you actually a Sami?

not him but i have saami ancestry

they are all neets. lots of finns up in the chan

Im not saami but I do agree that they have autistic powers.

>they are all neets
For the first time, I want to live out the Dances With Wolves fantasy.

Well if we'd add Väinämöinen in to the fight, the tables would be turned

What do you mean?

But its the saami bs darth maul?

Checkmate athiest

No way they would fucking win alone. The sami can barely hold out against global warming

"Dances With Wolves" is a story about a white guy who goes to live with Indians and ends up being the best Indian. It's got a number of obnoxious variants, so much that I've seen an entire movie that was just a subversion of this.

I want to live among the Sami, and learn their NEET ways.

Well the saami are cucked feminists nowadays so I'd put my money on Maul.

what were they in the past?

Darth Maul got cut in half but came back anyway so my money is on him.

Maul obviously Saami are weak af. He could just stand there spinning around in circles and slaughter all of them.

This is also the funniest post I've seen in ages

Hwangook dindu nuffin

toasting in epic bread

mongol reindeer herders and alcohol

Darth Maul killed Liam Neelon. He has this.

*Neeson

Lmao "liam neelon" XD

>Liam Neelon

Little known Indonesian actor.