>Wii U -FlimFlam69 removed the Brazilian method from the guide (you can still find it at: github.com/FlimFlam69/WiiUTutorial/blob/master/btimsg.md). The pastebin has been updated to contain that link. -People speculate about a new Wii U firmware version before or at launch of Zelda: BotW. Even if the Wii U is out of production, you may still want to use 35.164.240.189 to block updates. -Boot0 code execution displayed at 33c3, along with boot1 dumping.
>Rated T Haha yeah right. Knowing the ESRB, it'd be rated T if it looked "realistic".
Christian Richardson
Suck on my dicky dicky dick
Jaxson Brown
Okay so my sister works at Gamestop and they already have them
Staff can play and whatever
She selling it to me for 100$CAD (80$CAD in retail) because fuck family, profits first.
Convince me to buy this game for you retards
Isaiah Foster
I got the game. If this post gets 500 (you)s, I'll upload it
Hudson Jones
DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
Caleb Brooks
...
Gabriel Stewart
5 hours
Brandon Rodriguez
Have best Tiki
Your sister is scum.
Samuel Martinez
>not valid win 32
Was going to help your cause.
Parker Campbell
>Okay so my sister works at Gamestop No she doesn't.
Oliver Perry
I love the 5 hours meme, because there's the 25% chance that it might actually take someone 5 hours.
Andrew Wood
i'll post nudes
Josiah Cruz
anyone know how to get a cheap wiiu
Alexander James
go to a store
Ian Collins
steal one
Leo Campbell
not even best manakete
Noah Jackson
five finger discount if you own a burner
Lincoln Lewis
...
Austin Adams
So here's a question, for that random key checker shit does it use an algo that coincides with the other keys or is it literally just completely random? Because I heard from somewhere that if it was actually checked on one computer with the proper algorithm it would only take 8 hours or so.
Jace Nguyen
Okay when she gets home I will post timestamp with the game copy sealed.
Fuck me, someone give me money, I will gladly leak your tiks or whatever
Michael Butler
I bet you don't even have a sister.
If you do, do it, but you're probably full of shit like everyone else on here
Landon Richardson
there's no gamestop in canada its ebgames stupid fucktard
Ian Allen
reminder that if your computer could check one key per clock cycle it would take longer than ten times the age of the universe to check all the keys.
Colton Garcia
Tell her that you will lick her box...
Juan Powell
You're going to buy it for yourself eventually, so might as well buy it now. You get to say you're the one who leaked it, and you get to know you're a cool person.
Bentley Rodriguez
sent ;)
Jonathan Perez
suck my dick
make these faggots repent for the stupid hype surrounding ZTD
Bentley Wright
Take your bets now: Will leaker-kun be back tonight to brag about having the game again?
Brody Robinson
is it the EU version? if not you're retarded
Robert Turner
canadian so no he's just a stupid asshole
Liam Morris
>i work at gamestop, the staff is allowed to play the games!!!!
no they aren't you dipshit. all game shipments come in crates and an alarm will sound and notify nintendo if it is opened prior to a specificed date.
Carson Myers
He's gonna blueballs even harder.
Luke Adams
its a 128 bit key, so 2 ^ 128 = 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,456 possible keys Number of seconds in one Year = 365 days x 24 hours x 60 minutes x 60 seconds = 31,536,000
Lets say you can test 10 BILLION keys per second, every second for a year... (not exactly sure how many keys you could test per second, but lets say 10 billion per second) 31,536,000 x 10,000,000,000,000 = 315,360,000,000,000,000 keys per year per computer.
340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,456 keys total (2 ^ 128) 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,315,360,000,000,000,000 keys checked per computer per year (I've added leading zeros to show the huge difference between the numbers)
Lets say you can find the key after trying 50% of them, that is still 170,141,183,460,469,231,731,687,303,715,884,105,728 keys.
Ryder Peterson
Oh you know what I mean, Gamestop and EB games are synonmous
No Im not lol I don't play adventure games, too time consuming. It's funny how desperate people are for a game being released in a week so I thought I'd offer my services
Charles Barnes
Program crashed at 33CD767701A2B25E0B06B7052807B419 746512975 W-what does it mean?
Hudson Reed
Just post it with a bitcoin adress, I can post in other websites with the bitcoin adress as well, some people will pay for sure
Nicholas James
Yes
Jeremiah Williams
Nowi is precious and easy my second favorite character in Awakening. But her name doesn't help the joke.
>Veeky Forums comunity effort to buy a game early to leak it >But it's /hbg/ Hrm...
Sebastian Jenkins
you just got hacked
Benjamin Wilson
I hope he change his mind and posts the .tik. The US one is useless to us after all.
Lucas Gonzalez
easy official /hbg/ step by step guide to hack wiiu when?
Eli Miller
i accidentally updated to 11.3 and now my 3DS won't boot
Evan Hernandez
that reggie is at your door waiting with a chainsaw
Hudson Martinez
...
Robert Morgan
READ THE OP
Benjamin Stewart
>33CD767701A2B25E0B06B7052807B419
Means you're a retard who downloaded an idiot program for dumbasses
Lincoln Martin
I find that weird. Zelda's great fairies are almost always nude with their tits hanging out and ESRB ignores it entirely, but something like Halo gets nudity slapped onto its rating because of a hologram's skinsuit.
Isaiah Carter
Nice story but I can confirm that they are already in stores. I work at Walmart and I seen them come in
Jack Edwards
you bricked. Throw that shit in the trash.
Colton Price
Boop!
Thomas Reed
Even if the .tik leaks, wouldn't it be impossible for non EUR region consoles to play the game? Doesn't the Brazilian method brick the Wii U if games that are not for your region are installed?
Isaac Parker
I'll paypal you $50 CAD once you buy it off of her
Eli Garcia
Why, just let Reddit make them. They'll be extra retard proof as well because it's fucking Reddit.
Ryder Ward
enjoy you are brick
Nicholas Howard
yes there is retard, there is both go near the borders
Hunter Miller
That's not the question I asked, I know all that crap. Supposedly though the keys all follow a specific algorithm and it isn't entirely random.
Daniel Morgan
????? there already is one you fucking mongoloid it takes 10 minutes
Cameron Smith
Next key was real and program tried to extract game for real. Shame we'll never know what that key was.
Nathaniel Stewart
Update arm9loaderhax.bin and luma
Wyatt Flores
No, not unless the primes are exploitable which they aren't.
Luis Wilson
You should leak the whole game since the files we all have are european and an american key wouldn't work
Chase Nguyen
You could easily convert it to loadiine and play it like that, loadiine is region free
Brody Gutierrez
WHY IS NOBODY GIVING ME ATTENTION?!?!?!?
Charles Brooks
No. You do need sigpatches from a CFW to run them though. Use Mocha from HBL if you don't already have RedNAND or the Brainage gay shit.
Camden Gray
might as well make an algorithm to win the lottery then
Luke Wood
But there is still a CHANCE
Isaiah Howard
5265704C794F5275726D6F4D64696573
Jaxon Jones
you wanted to post that image so you made this thread didn't you?
Robert Evans
I honestly think it's because of the graphical style. Twilight Princess merely got T because of "muh realism", and yet it didn't did anything different than any other Zelda already did in terms of themes.
Remember, to burgers >cartoony = for kids unless it's outright porn. That was Wind Waker's bane even though Medli goes completely commando, even on WWHD.
