/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

Nigga if you want hardmode, play skeleton. Vox is ezmodo, the negative is racism that doesn't happen unless you're fucking horrible, while the upsides involve the ability to wear bettermagboots, a free space-worthy suit, and a ticket to the Vox metaclub.

Reminder that waifus and their waifufag enablers are a rapid cancer.

Blasma has been a thing for. VERY long time.

I cannot stop saying blasma.

Serb?

serb?

serb ded?

>tfw no qt Vox gf

You did this to us....

ded

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serbian?

rip serb

I whole heartedly approve a race of Spurdos.
Or at the very least a virus.

DRES

>Gondolier's Pox
>Causes victims arms to blow off

>diona nymph HoP
i fucking love it

who maded this glorious shit.

Me

>Horatio Warren [Common] (Roboticist) says, "Borgs are having an orgy in AI core."
>You are either AFK, experiencing lag or the connection has closed.
It had to be done

or just be really robust

no pls

>roll antag
>serbian dies
M E T A C L U B
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>Having a laser tag game with a security officer
>Serb dies as soon as i fart on his face

spooky

>Roboticist tries to be nice to diona and makes him a mech
>Dionas die if they're in a mech

And...
we're back.

IT LIIIIVES

>new Xenoarch artifact
>Benis statue
>"A strange, rod-like statue with two orbs at its base. It has a the word "benis" engraved into the slab of stone that it stands on. You have a strange urge to touch it. What could it mean?"
>touching it makes you say "oh fug" and your skin bursts off and you become a spurdo
>you get the objective "rebroduce :-DDD", which means you try to peacefully get people to touch the benis

Gotta put lights on the inside I guess. Tanning bed mechs when?

>it's a shard but instead of removing you from existence it turns you into a spurdo
I'd buy it

I'd fug a clown

>ask someone "gome touch benis :DDD"
>banned for ERP

Ailsa and Dana are CUTE AND THICK!

What about a mime?

Someone post the department gondolas that one guy made

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ps oldcult robes returning when
put them in the autodrobe or chaplain vendor

spurdos, being bears, have close ties to bear force one are immune to ERP rules

Ailsa is A MAN, BABY, YEAH

Who says men can't be thicc?

stop that

when you get them through xenoarchalso cult things in xenoarch actually dropping robes along with the hoods when

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>i'm at the normal-tier

nice, and here i was worried i was making a mistake with my life

>waifus
>plural
waifu is for laifu you piece of filth

I knew it.
When I began creating a female version of myself and falling in love, I knew it was the true route.
thanks

So that means that drawing porn and writing erotic fiction about my space character is a-okay?
Awesome!

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>Tfw you hate people posting about you, not because you hate the attention, but because you are your own waifu and you should belong only to you.

It was in the works but Clusters personal hatred of Spurdo killed it.
I'm not even memeing, ask him yourself

Good. Last thing we need is more memes

t. cl*sterf*ck

Now this is a waifu I'd want..

Got a clown version?

Any significant feature added to our server in the past 6 months I've been away?

There's a nifty little thing called a changelog

I'm sorry that Finns fucked your mother, Cluster.

A changelog won't discern a significant change from a mundane one, nor would I without having actually tried the content.

'Kay. Read the changelog

read the github closed section and filter out closed PRs and stop when it gets familiar, you knob

Hey they actually added blood donation bots, neat

Felicity is shit, Rin is now my waifu!

Lotta neat stuff.

>80 people on
>80 motherfucking people
youtube.com/watch?v=l5xTReubUro

>tfw want to play
>actually have to go shopping, clean the house and prepare dinner tonight.

>prepare dinner tonight
who's the special mouth?

>prepare dinner
>having people to prepare dinner for

fucking normies

I don't have a clown version but I do have a full version
i.imgur.com/Bc14Zfel.jpg

An unrobust literal greyshit sec/medical main.

Didn't he kill our only chance of getting a real deal alien race too with his hiss fit about "scootaloos"?

How fucking DARE you insult Lord Cluster, Protector of the Github, Duke of the Design Doc.
He can do no wrong, he knows what's best for us.

I now really want to ship a grey and a female mime..Thanks a lot user...

Well you can't serve dinner to no one .

Reminds me too much of something shad would draw.

Let's recap what's happened so far
SEPTEMBER
>Holominimaps
>Arcane Golem
>Sec glocks
OCTOBER
>Guns no longer damaged by breaking open a lockbox
>Clickdrag construction
>T1 stock parts available at assembly vendor, sulphuric acid at engivend
>Convetor belt construction changed
>Lube now makes floor shiny like water
>Biofoam injectors + internal bleeding medkits
NOVEMBER
>Can use cash on vending machines
>Rapid Crate Sender for cargo
>Telecrystal prices for all antag items adjusted (most doubled; also crystals given are doubled)
DECEMBER
>Holosuits (death squad, ERT, nook ops)
>Big kitchen update for lot of new mutant plant recipes
>Buckets are now 150u
>Drinking from beakers now possible
>DrCelt fixes 100 bugs in like 2 days (with a lot of help)
>Grues
>PDA alt click and ctrl click swapped
>Vapor salts dry floors
>Smartguns
>Inflatable walls
JANUARY
>Invisbility cloak
>pAI mulebots and medbots
>RPD, RCD, jetpack can no longer be theft objectives
>Power alerts now go away more easily
>Bolas buffed +30% work chance
>Entirely redesigned trader outpost on Boxstation
>Tradervends
>Librarians get a bonus language
FEBRUARY
>Trader coats
>No fruit changed to NOMUT
>Dr Acula
>Personal airbags
>Peacekeeper borgs
>Bigger holodecks with more room options

>Account age 0, joined the round and started screaming in portuguese and attacking people.

what was his endgame?

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>greyshit mcbaldy gets pissy I took his flash and gave it to sec
>harasses me for a majority of the shift chucks bottles at me
>PKA's me before shuttle gets called enlist mime help to capture the shitter
>capture him, but he dies a couple minutes later from toxin build up

Not sure if it was victory earned or just a petty victory earned.

chikun

>PDA alt click and ctrl click swapped
I hate this so much

>it's a chaotic vampire round where vampires are actually doing things
>when I'm the HoS

Why a grey?

who was the ghost who kept toggling the lights in robotics?

I've never felt so good autistically screaming at people. Could not have done it without the AI. AFAIK, only two chickens died (to me), Cheryl and Anne. Feels bad.

Thanks for letting me be your assistant :)

I took pictures of the chikuns as well but mins killed the power with nar-nar just as I was trying to post a new newspost.

Thanks for helping me get my janicart back but also fuck you for arresting me.

no problem family, securassistants are always fun as long as they aren't cult/traitors that turn on the security team and murder them at the soonest opportunity

> getting a cuff + lockerweld valid on an officer trying to arrest me
all this escalation over me trying to destroy beepsky ended up in my disarming the HoS and stealing two eguns, then tasing two officers, walling myself off in ghetto botany, and trying to negotiate to stay there permanently to grow pumpkins

because I can choose too?