/owg/ - Overwatch General

I want to marry Ana

It's just so fun playing QP off-season. Nothing beats being matched against grandmaster players and getting countered every step. I can't even practice heroes I'm bad at because I'll be just dying the whole game.

Who /grindingupto99andthennotgonnaplayuntilthenextevent/ here?

>tfw faggot op made a new thread before the post limit but its your waifu so you aren't sure how to feel

Flamboyantly gay secretly evil Canadian hero when, Bliz?!

Start the thread with cute canon gays!

So, did Jeff wipe the floor with Randy's corpse in Quake?

> girl is African
> controls a spider-robot

> most well-known character from African culture is Anansi the Spider

Because of course

jeff can't even wipe his own ass, what you makes you think he can play quake?

Good taste

When are we getting Accelerator as a hero?

who /win9ArcadeGamesAndThenFuckOffForTheRestOfTheWeek/ here?

Why not?

If I am in the UK is everyone I am playing with from europe? Or does that just apply to PC?

>Flamboyantly gay secretly evil Canadian hero

Every level past 20-ish now requires the same amount of XP, even if you're prestiged. So it doesn't matter whether you'll be 100 at the start of the event or 150.

I doubt Bliz is gonna release another spider-themed hero since Widow already exists. Jeff said it isn't the spider-leg omnic in the concept art

I wonder if Egypt's sniper program had all their members get cybernetic eyes or if that was more of a personal choice.

Omnics are dirty and violent. I'm sorry but look at the Omnic crisis. They're dangerous and I don't want them in my games.

Let's do this.

:(

>tfw you lose because your hanzo was too big of a pussy to stand on the point for 5 seconds against a tracer while backup arrived

hahahahahahhhhhhh
kill me

>You will never be cuddling with Pharah and realize she fell asleep while in your arms

no

Obviously a personal choice. She got it after she got "killed" and went into hiding.

Overwatch Omnics are an analog for WW2 Germans.

2,500 hp Reinhardt shield when?

Sounds like she picked up something inside of Overwatch.

I'm sure there are SOME nice Omnics, probably. But their culture is violent and we shouldn't be letting them into our games

Her eye was cybernetic before Widowmaker shot her.

(You)

You're right, my bad.

>you'll never feel her soft breath on you, feeling her chest rise and fall

What, no it got shot out by Widowmaker. Mercy mentions to her she could install a new one but she specially doesn't want a new one because losing her eye was kind of an atonement for her.

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>it's a "noob plays Reinhardt and holds up his shield the entire game or plays a camping Bastion" episode

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Yes, that's her cybernetic eye.

trying to play mccree in quick play with 0 tanks is suffering

>you will never be pinned against a wall and hammered by a large german man

w-why?

Canon.

Jack is a red blooded American and definitely NOT a gay faggot.

>hack a Reinhardt
>everyone on my team who was aiming at his shield half a second ago fucks off into the 4th dimension until the hack wears off then they come back and continue hitting his shield
how does this keep happening

oh. I did not know this.

That picture pretty clearly proves you wrong, user

Reincharge 2.0 when, it's even more inconsistent and buggier than hook 1.0.

>still no trans character
>still no HIV+/poz character
>still no down syndrome character
>still no autistic characters
>still no asexual characters
>still no pansexual characters
>still no bisexual characters

NEVER EVER, LOSER

Symmetra is autistic though

>ana grabbing her daughter's booty
What did the artist mean by this?

Here's a fun thought: What if Pharah's father is
Reyes?

She's impressed with what Pharah's done with her genes

0 (Zero) evidence to support this claim.

Yo, /owg,/ post quality of life changes you'd like to see.

Mei - Friendly walls are translucent (but still impassible and block shots.)

Sombra - Hack removes right-click abilities.

Sombra - Hack interrupts Tactical Visor if it succeeds.

Roadhog - Can not immediately hook after firing, can not immediately melee after BOTH hook and firing. (One or the other is fine.)

Genji - Cylinder for slash+dash lengthened, but narrowed.

Reinhardt - Damage increased to 95 at center of swing, but lowered at side-arcs to 55 to promote aiming.

Symmetra - voice line indicating that a shield generator is up, pinging where it is on the team's screen.

Hanzo - Scatter arrows damage decreased by 50 total.

Mercy - Meleeing an enemy with staff out applies a 50% healcut for 4 seconds.

I'd like to see hacked healthpacks show up for teammates

>Ana has a cybernetic eye
wat

>play overwatch
>your team picks widow
>lose
>your team picks anything but
>win

Huh, really makes you think

Supah soulja programs n shieet

Before the fight with Widowmaker Ana had a cybernetic right eye. Since Egypt relied heavily on elite snipers I was asking if maybe that enhancement was just part of their program or something Ana got later on by choice.

How pissy you gonna get when its confirmed? We're practically on the verge of confirmation at this point.

Didn't know that.
Thought the eye Ana lost was a real one.

I would love that too, especially since it charges EMP all the faster when someone heals off your stuff.

Maybe a 20 yd radius so you can't get completely covered with visual diarrhea, though.

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Off season QP is so fucking bad, everyone's just trying to learn a DPS to "carry" with in season 4 and it's basically just team deathmatch "whoever has one healer wins" edition. Is the no-points comp mode any better?

Tell me one thing. Were you that dumbass arguing the guy in the flag picture was Reyes?

Cease you actions at once. Just enjoy fanart and accept that it won't be canon

youtube.com/watch?v=C3WEyiut-dg

Wasn't it a two week wait in between season 2 and 3?

My team just got strong held into the last point. The only reason why we won is because I switched to Captain Cougar and we held the point for 5 minutes.

>Hack removes right-click abilities
No. Just no. How would hacking affect McCree's ability to shoot six shots or Genji's ability to throw shurikens horizontally? It's bad enough that it disables vaping for Hog and sprinting for 76 (but doesn't disable weeb double jump or wall climb because lol passive abilities).

>Meleeing an enemy with staff out applies a 50% healcut for 4 seconds.
Not sure if I get the reasoning behind this. If Mercy is so close to the enemy she can melee them, and there's healing applied to them, chances are she's not going to survive anyway. Unless she deliberately jumps into a teamfight and starts slapping people, I guess.

I would like some consistency with Rein's charges and Lucio's wall riding. Sometimes it works fine, sometimes I trip on cracks in pavement/walls.

Canon

So much for a hero reveal anytime soon

>mfw Paladins general is imploding due to classic Lo-Rez

I guess Overwatch rides eternal as the hero shooter to rule them all

>the blind 76 fanon that was deconfirmed
>that art

ew

When it's confirmed I want you to mail me a formal apology.

Why is widow white on the mirror? Did talon's brainwash make some sort of vampire out of her?

no its all shit

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>lucio's roxo skin is literally the bi flag
okay

Pretty sure it was only a week. It was the gap between one and two that was so long which lead to enough complaints they actually moved the start date up several days.

That's supposed to be Sombra

>mfw the enemy team is trying to triple tank with both shimada brothers and a lucio solo-healing

>won't be at Pax East

Because their 76 cosplayer crashed their 76 truck and Randy Pitchford had to help pull the guy from the truck. It was pretty embarrassing.

I got something in the mail today

>readd CTF
>make CTF allow you to pick offense heroes only
And that's it, don't care about anything else.

>pick Ana
>some asshat playing as D.va tells me to kill myself before the game starts
>tell him no healing for him
>he 's terrible and always on the verge of dying
>begging for me to heal him
>I don't. I just stand in from of him
>he's trying to jump in from of my gun while I'm healing others
>we lose
>he sends me angry messages

Yeah, the biggest issue would be blizzard wanting to avoid too much clutter so if they could add a proximity effect it'd be nice.

Won a ~3600 SR match yesterday morning with triple tank and me on solo-heals Lucio. Made possible entirely because of our GM Rein one-trick.

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>send someone friend request
>they dont accept

:(

I just noticed all the male characters in the left of the picture.

Holy shit, is this real?

This took so long.

Guess there was another post from Geoff in that Roadhog thread.