Senran Kagura General /skg/ #999

>Mirai mousepad
>it's flat like a regular mousepad

What's the point?

Dai when

Update from the anti-bully-bunker:

Murakumo tried to pomf~ onto my bed after inviting me to my room to ask me something, but her weight cracked a weld join in my bedframe making it wobbly and now she's hiding in my bathroom crying because she thinks I hate her now.

Shiki and I are playing Spelunky on PS4 now while we wait for Murakumo to calm down.
This game is a fucking clusterfuck in multiplayer holy shit lol.

One more to go. Let me just say it's been a honor with you gents.

RYOUBI'S MOUSEPAD STILL FUCKING PISSES ME OFF

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING ANIMAL EARS

ANIMAL EARS HAVE FUCKING NOTHING TO DO WITH HER

NO ONE ELSE HAS A FUCKING RETARDED GIMMICK TO THEIR MOUSEPAD ART EXCEPT HER

LIKE OH YEAH HERE LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IS IN CHARACTER AND WEARING THEIR ACTUAL OUTFITS ON THE MOUSEPAD EXCEPT FOR RYOUBI FUCK YOU SHE'S WEARING CAT EARS AND PRETENDING TO BE A CAT

FUCK YOU NAN

One of her first ever NW cards had her with dog ears/tail in front of a dog house. For whatever reason, it stuck like glue. Her figure, mousepad, and other merch all have it now.

IM NOT BUYING ANY OF THAT LITERAL DOGSHIT BECAUSE RYOUBI DOESN'T WEAR FUCKING CAT EARS AND SHE DOESN'T FUCKING WEAR DOG EARS THAT'S A REASON ALMOST AS RETARDED AS NAN HIMSELF

1st for Yagsock

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>years later, Hikage still has arguably the shittiest daki
mad

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Thank you user, I needed that.

>only 4 dakis have an ass up side

Whoever was in charge of the daki poses should be fired.

1.) It's absolutely required to have one face up side and one ass up side.
2.) One side should be angry, while the other is embarrassed.
3.) One side should have regular clothes, and the other side should be ripped up in flashy clothes.

>She'll never be in an actual game

literally perfect

Licking Yumi's heels!

Yes Yumi is a goddess and I would be honored to kiss the lowest part of her body!

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If Yumi, Ryouna, and Yagyu all use ice for their attacks why don't they team up?

I didn't say anything about kissing, I said licking her feet. Idiot.

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BIG SIS TIER

It's always the ones with the good designs that don't make it.

I'm sorry! I am an idiot! I'm unworthy of goddess Yumi!

Someone made a 1:1 scale Ryobi for a VR porn game.

God you're hopeless.

Has anyone ever noticed how nice Ryouna smells?

>non-existent ass

DIORAMA user

Yes I am! I hope Yumi will take pity on me!

>thread 999
Guys! I can't handle this! I'm scared!

Does she smell like citrus?

Wrong person.

Alright guys it's time to bully senrans! Which girl do you think it should be tonight?

RYOUNA RYOUNA ROUNAEN ROYNAU ROYNA

Go to bed Ryouna.

Yeah I'm gonna bully Ryouna! First I'm gonna rip the angel wings off her shinobi outfit then I'm going to tie her up and drip hot candle wax all over her bare ass!

I'm pretty sure Ryouna does that as part of her morning routine. Bullying Ryouna is only for professionals.

I am a professional! I'm BullyAnon for fuck sake! Okay if that's not enough I'll spank her when I'm finished dripping candle wax on top her ass!

I want to hug Ryoubi and make our pettankos squish together!

We're not ready.

Put smart mouth kafuru in her place!

Remember Moorai?

Miyabi is a good girl

Alright I will! She tries to act mature but the truth is she's just a dumb baby! Her weapons are water guns. Water guns! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard and that include Wakka in Final Fantasy X using a volleyball to fight. Kafuru is such a fucking retard I don't even need to try to bully her. The only person dumber than she is, is her sister Hanabi and she scored lower than a retarded dog on her IQ test. Boom two for one sisterly bullying!

>SK2 gives us arguably the best gimmick ever for a boob game
>the games that come after it do not have this gimmick

Why?

katuragi.

Miyabi is for Imu
Imu is for Miyabi
(Murasaki is allowed to borrow Imu though)

The Versus games are atrocities to mankind.

Holy fuckamoli this is god tier. So glad most of it is her without glasses.

OFFICIAL Big sis tier senran:
Renka
Ryouki
Asuka
Ikaruga
Homura
Yomi
Yumi
Yozakura
Miyabi
Imu
Leo
Kumi
Nachi

Daaamn, Rin got the best daki.

Renka is a big sis, but she isn't a good big sis.

I LOVE MY BIG SIS
YOU SHUT UP

Kat is cute! CUTE!

S O O N

>The said gimmick is DLC.

You do not mess with the natural order of boobs unless you want to pay a hefty price.

I'm actually a bit nervous.

Dolphintears.jpg

That's right Kafuru cries like a baby! A BABY!

Miyabi is straight and Miyabi is for me

Hello /skg/, I would like you to meet my girlfriend. Isn't she the cutest?

>tfw it's time to go home

But she's my girlfriend

Reminder that Murasaki's hair will attack you if you try to heatpat her.

>Asuka
>Yumi
>fucking Imu
user stop.

I'm waiting for the ass slider.

>I'm pants on head retarded
Don't worry user. Imu onee-chan will take you to school.

why can't Nan just draw nipples on the Dakis?

>no Yagyuu
you don't know SHIT about big sises.

>One of the most annoying characters in the game
>Big sis material
I bet her little sis was glad to be dead

Swimsuits.

Jesus Christ, that Yomi hair is "visible in pitch darkness" bright

where's Katsu?

I refuse to buy Dakis where they cover up nipples with impossily small things for impossibly small nipples. or suggest that the nipples are located somewhere retarded on the breast like in Rin's case they must be at the top.

Psst.

Nipples don't exist.

I'm really salty that Souji and Bashou dakis are illustrated by the shitter artist.

I'm glad the dakis don't show nipples. SK is not pornography.

Come on guys I'm on a roll. Let's not stop the bullying now give me another senran who should get bullied.

>make the perfect waifu
>make her a diehard lesbian with a canon love interest

why weh she's still my waifu

As much as some of us would like it, I just don't see it happening.

Sorry lad she's taken. You're free to have Imu though.

it'd be okay if they covered them up properly with properly sized things or covered the proper areas. But the way they do it implies micronipples or nipples in locations they shouldn't be.

exactly, they need to cover up instead of just not exist.

I spent most of my work day looking at pictures of Imu in her undies. Teehee!

Bully Orochi

I know, but I can dream. I can dream.

Most of the Senrans are canon lesbian though. There's only a few that aren't so don't feel too bad.

Orochi doesn't count! I only do playable mainline girls and sometimes who waves under special circumstances.

We don't really have much evidence to any of their sexualities either way.

I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much!!! She's the BEST!!!!!