Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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what is Puppey's stance on immigration?

>first 3 posts are anime and politics shit
>why is /d2g/ so dead now waaaaa

All that's missing is some eceleb dickriding for the cancer trifecta

man does anyone really fucking love Slacks?

My Boi Riki gonna rekt some shit

Who still /riki/ here at 6k? I thought people were better at handling invisible back stabbing pussy at higher MMRs. Boy how wrong was I.

most of reddit desu

why does Puppey always draft the same heroes? the only reason he didnt get silencer is because IG took him first

Slacks is literally a 5k genius

i do.

is the only reason why /d2g/ doesnt like Slacks is because Reddit also likes him?

When does lacoste cast?

Oh neat, Lyrical.

I like the enthusiasm, and god will handle the game knowledge

no cast in source?

no It's because he's genuinely unfunny and that's the only reason he gets hired

>bts
>having in game audio

You could complain to them but LD will go full OY VEYYY.

why did this place die? the memes used to be so fun

Underage /pol/ kiddies, anime avatarfaggots and EG arteezy fantards killed it.

7.00 barely changed anything
people are tired
the game has changed for the worse imo

trump got elected and all the teenagers left. it's like summer ended. a long summer.

this 2bh fämäläms. seemed like a massive update at first but it didnt really change anything aside from fucking up the near perfect balance of 6.88. all they needed to do was nerf sd illusion cancer, not this clowny shit

>trump got elected and all the teenagers left
where did they go?

/pol/

/pol/ here, fuck off sjw kike

>this 2bh fämäläms. seemed like a massive update at first but it didnt really change anything aside from fucking up the near perfect balance of 6.88. all they needed to do was nerf sd illusion cancer, not this clowny shit

You area guaranteed know nothing.

Pls go back to your containment board

I've always been here breh. Sorry I hurt your feelings by existing.

well it didnt change anything for the better at least

is not even me.

Hear that, (((friend))) , your bullshit ain,t flying no more

hello fellow dotards,

can someone explain how the whole faction choosing thing works? Is it just a random coincidence? Why did i get radiant 12 times out of 13?

no one cares if you exist. it's when you speak,

>even lyrical has a wife/gf
wow

It's true. /pol/ bacme the hive that all non-Veeky Forums posters flock to like flies to honey in search of subversive but cool memes.

The old /pol/ died long ago.

>You area guaranteed know nothing.

Please stop bringing your autism into /llsifg/.

Thanks.

it's totally random you're just lucky. stop reposting this.

old /pol/ shilled for obama back in 2008. can u believe that? now it's just a bunch of brainless rednecks blaming the jews/blacks/whatever for their miserable lives

lol you wish

>Please stop bringing your autism into the autism general
???

That he is a guaranteed know nothing

Yeah, you are a fucking dumb nigger. Probably retarded enough to believe your own shit

im quite sure 99% of burgers are legit retarded

>now it's just a bunch of brainless rednecks blaming the jews/blacks/whatever for their miserable lives

That was true when it was /news/ and before that /int/

>probably retarded enough to believe your own shit
/pol/ in a nutshell

nah, that's the entire human race desu
except me of course

The fucking ironing.

But them me, tard scum, which partof the internet predicte da trump win?

Was it the thounsands of educated people of the media?
Was it the tens of thousands of organisators, politician and other refuse that compose the Democratic party?

Nope. I was a bunch of dude in their basement, using the marvellous power of autism and repeating numerals.

/pol/ is always right, fuckface, you should know by now

Reminder that the prolific shitposter and copypasta spammer is Portuguese

>the /pol/ boogie man killed d2g
>not Valve
you think all those people saying they were leaving the game after 7.00 was released were just kidding?

delusional little faggots

Starladder is nice.

someone make a new thread, this one is done for

>just want to play a relaxing game of dodo
>puts me up against a 6k player in mid

t-thanks Gabe

Stop the /pol/ aka /b/ 3.0 shitposting and tell me the best torrenting software to use to be as far from the botnet as possible.

Linuxbro answers preferred.

Dont try to reason with shitskins.

Theyre subhuman apes and nothing else.

/pol/ are meanies so they can't be right >;p

Is puppey just going to pick tusk again?
he was spamming him in pubs like crazy last week

>our guys Secret is playing
>dead thread
what went wrong?

>thread is filled with third world niggers
>hates based /pol/bros the SJW slayers

hmmm

everyone got banned for posting about non dota things

Go Secret!

Only SingSing is our guy.

>Secret.Khezu
>Khezu
holy kek! how desperate was puppey to stay relevant?
just retire already holy shit this is embarassing.

but he just win game one for secret

>shitskins running away from banter and trying to discuss this dead shitty game

as expected.

>recruiting a literal who
with his name and prestige as the most loved dota player ever? that's embarrassing
>but he just won a game for Secret
yeah but it's tier 5 chink team

>chinks getting blown the fuck out by el presidente

banter implies wit sweetie ;)

>3 games of mine tonight ruined by a party queue

Literally why is 4k the worst fucking bracket

I'm bored arguing with a parrot, come up with some original maymays.

>chinks are now the worst region

worst SK cn lamo

Who's better MidOne or Icex3

Ever since Trump won.
All thanks to Trump.

they dont even play the same lane

they're both gods tho

IO jungle was ALWAYS viable, these casters dont even play the game

report all trump posters, we deserve a day without these people, let's talk about dota

inb4 someone accuses you of not being white

holy shit what a flawless game by secret

How does Puppey do it. How does he always get his hands on good players. Midone was responsible for Fnatic's 4th place finish and now he's the highest mmr player.
Don't know if Sexret will win a TI but at the very least they can win mid-tier toruneys

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

He doesn't always get his hands on good players, he picked up Arteezy more than once and teamed with Envy for a while.

Arteezy and EE are good players. They just won't win a TI.

>og vs secret
let me guess, thread would still be dead

we'll be cheering for /our guys/ secret.

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Don't worry i'm here, I just ignore shitposting at the moment.

I keep thinking every new generation of memes can't possibly be worse than the last one and every time I am surprised and disgusted.

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smelly dotards, how's that even a meme? how's that even funny?

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are esports already over for tonight or do og and secret play?

stop watching dumb esports and make more memes dotards

stop calling me smelly, I just showered

PLD has a LOT of makeup on

Just look at the quality of these threads aside from pol posters IT'S PURE REDDIT

He's el presidente's personal fuccboi

>the state of the gulag

wow Sheever is crushing on PLD

Everything is reddit to you shitposters.