What would you be if you were a car

A eurobox - over-engineered and strange, exactly why most people ignore them but also why some are drawn to them
Mopar - Solve problems and social situations by just trying over and over with more and more force
ricer - you're a common man but if someone took the time to invest in you and use you right, you could really shine.

a v6 mustang

Probably a Nissan GTR
>overweight
>practical but ugly
>can't beat a corvette around a track
>weeb

A fiero with a body kit

3k civic

>lanklet
>new kid trying to fit in with the old
>overestimated by everyone and judged harshly when can't meet expectations
>only appreciated by autists

plymouth sundance with a moon roof and bald tires- doesn't run. unappealing to women, lots of rust and leaks. worth more for scrap.

Every new Camry, ever
>interesting and cool at first, maybe a little controversial
>then just fades into the background
>just another car

Third gen Trans am
>everyone hates me for no reason

>the people who like you are white trash

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That ones the roughest of them all. Feelsbadman.

:/

>fetishized over
>actually quite beautiful
>unapologetically loud
>viewed by some as an annoying nuisance
>cannot tolerate incompetence
>needs someone who knows what they're doing
>wants Keanu Reeves as John Wick to ride me

>A eurobox, your over educated and financed up to your eyebrows. You put 60 hours a week in at the office but still can't seem to get ahead, but you must show a good show so no one know that you will never get out of debt.
>Mopar, uneducated and proud of it
>ricer - you're a common man but if someone took the time to invest in you and use you right, you could become a tradesman or general contractor.

I'd probably just be public transport because a lot of people like to use me

>cannot tolerate incompetence
>posts GM
topkek

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i would be crashed in a wall or a tree

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A Trabant. Rarely works, excessively expensive and requires special fuel to go anywhere.

Old ass civic. Possibly could do amazing stuff, but really is only a daily commuter. Also rust.