Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/700
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Discord: discord.gg/0Pj5D1QKnY7t1L9K
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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Reminder that homosexuality is vain hedonism and as such is a cancer on society.

Nice game dotards.

>3 matches and call it a day
nice fucking lan chinks

dota will never die

next incarnation will be as a custom map for warcraft 4

>queue for game
>spot something i dislike
>well i didnt want to play anyway
>instantly go mid and feed

can somebody PLEASE give a legit advice on how to stop it?

no "just stop playing bro XDD" reddit shit.

i need help.
i hate this game but continue playing it.

WHERE ARE YOU FROG1?!

uninstall you retard

just ward his jungle

RIGHT HERE MY MAN

I want to dedicate this thread to QoP

GIVE FROG3

Find the person who owns this frog, we need more pictures of the frog.

there is no frog 3

THERE IS NO FROG 3

T H E R E I S N O F R O G 3
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3

WHAT DO I DO NOW

tfw he is probably dead by now

could someone give me some broodmother tips?

dont afk in your lane 24/7

>My SF last hits like a pro and rotates amazingly.
>Their mid can barely Raze to save their life and can't ult worth a shit

>My Luna stack camps with her Hotd creep and has impeciable map sense.
>Their carry just pushes the wave to tower non stop and ults near creeps.

>Our timber has mapwide presence
>Meanwhile enemy suicide lane Bristleback is underleveled and underfarmed

Explain this Dotards!

I can give you this tip *unzips dick*

its a beta

Could someone explain to me WHY is the massless field flux NOT limiting itself ???

Reminder to do at least 20 mins of cardio a day dotards!

So who is there to watch right now? Watching EE fuck himself is only so entertaining.

smelly _________ !
(fill in the blank)

imagine neo-blizzard making warcraft 4
it would be such an abomination

Digital Chaos is gonna WIN WIN WIN!

Because you were ricing like my ancestors did but you died to Lone Druid twice so he ended up finish's 3 items from those kills and give his bear a nice Keenfolk steak.

>no female keen hero
>no female goblin hero
>no female oglodi hero
we need more monster waifus

there's 7 billion people in the world
they can't find people with ideas?
i can't believe the shit they've done to the lore to make money

they should do the 100 years later trick, when all the shitty used up story lines are in the past, though some creatures will live through that

>no difficult female hero
DODARDES?

is that Lil? also
>vp literally nowhere to be found after consecutive loses after boasting they are the best
most JUST team of 2016?

I don't care what anyone says. Offlane invoker is viable!!

Bone-chan shut the fuck up.

IM GOING TO KISS YOU SOFTLY LYRALEI!

I'm glad this shit popped up before I quit Dota. I saw it several times in 6.88 and it was funny every time.

yeah, they weren't the most flexible team outside some of lil's pocket strats and probably got figured out

However nothing but TI really matters. Knowing the frog neither visage or zet will become relevant heroes by then though.

give me a (You) when esports starts thanks

>they can't find people with ideas?
its not that they cant find people with ideas, its just a better use of their money to not make warcraft 4 after the disaster SC2 was.

U ARE NOT GONNA KISS HER QT

I AM AND I ALREADY HAVE!

>Kerrigan abandoned Jim
worst ending ever like fuck you reeeeeeeee

intense homo passions itt
not that i'm judging

This pleases spaghetti vase.

go mid
hide in webs
if no other heroes are nearby, emerge to feast on delicious creeps
repeat until game ends

VP chokes at TI too though

>play two games each with a russian 4 man premade
>they report me because they dislike westerners (playing on EU W)
>get LP because of 8 reports
I thought you guys said party reports only count as one? well im officially done with this pos game.

never gotten a report from russians 'because they don't like westerners'
you probably suck

good riddance

>Valve turning this game into Heroes of the Storm didn't bring in new players
>Just drove off long time players

When will Icefrog realize his grave mistake and roll back 7.00?

he should just fix jungle creep respawn timer

Won both games so yeah "i probably just suck" lol enjoy your dead game that third world countries only play

>When will Icefrog realize his grave mistake and roll back 7.00?

What is triggering your autism so?

>turning a dead game into a more dead game
that's icefrogs fault , if he turned dota into lol instead of dota to hon then probably it won't be as dead like now compared to before.

>I thought you guys said party reports only count as one?

literally nobody said that

its another reddit alternative fact

I have read it in the gulag several times, guess i just got trolled. nice game where a solo queue player is unable to do anything when playing with shitty premades.

Has anyone here ever managed to make roaming support invoker work?

I usually steal some xp from the offlaner and then go roam with ice wall and cold snap

stay 0mmr

As all third worlders, russians get drunk on success very quickly.
They won summit so they started slacking off. They aren't "hungry" anymore.

Also 9pasha is way to mediocre player for an offlaner.

You can have shit players as carry or 5. Never as offlaner.

I don't think pasha was a major problem, he was pretty bad for a while after role transition but in the more recent events he's been a fairly solid player for them.

Icefrog isn't developing the game anymore dude.

guys i have a new game idea
its called SADIM mode.

Everyone cant buy any items except from consumables and had to end the game at that state.

on a serious note, i think midas mode is complicated and just a hyped up goldmine of boredom.

>buy all items first
>just farm levels all game

nah, doesn't sound fun

>Everyone cant buy any items except from consumables and had to end the game at that state.

ARDM basically already investigated what you'd get. Which is literally everyone on a team just getting blink, eblade, dagon, boots of travel, necrobook, and 1 optional hero/composition dependent item

>why is tiny going offlane
>well I guess void will be fine safe, fuck we need a support
>I'll go ogre since they get a lot from attack speed
>void goes brown boots linkens
>tiny goes blink dagon
>-30

Why doesn't the game just end when you get megas? I think that to end the game should either need to kill ancient OR kill all three sets of barracks.

>b-but muh comebacks
Just a meme. This never happens.

>Get tired of peruvians ruining games on USE
>Decide to pay them with their own coin and ruin their games on peru server
>Can't bring myself to feed because everyone is nice and tries to win

I don't understand.
Why are all immigrants such fucking scum of earth and those who live in their place of birth actually nice people?

>I didn't watch TI6: The post

When peru sends us their players they aren't sending their best.

>ember spirit on my team goes old damage build
>"game is dragging on so I guess that's fine"
>furion bloodthorns him from invis and kills him with literally 2 actions for at least the 5th time
>"you should get a manta or bkb so you don't die all the time while splitpushing"
>"wtf are you high manta es lol"
>"â–¶Need 4899 gold for daedalus"
>-26

>but the middle east literally is

really makes you think

IM GOING TO PAT UR HEAD!

most peruvians you play with are 14 year olds in an internet cafe. if they aren't getting the instant gratification of an easy stomp then they'll just feed or abandon to get the most out of their...sol.

At this point Lone Druid needs to be deleted from the game almost as badly as Techies

POST MMR GRINDING TUNES

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Linuxbros. What is the best torrenting software if I want to avoid becoming part of the botnet?

>player_behavior_score_last_report: 7960

>icefrog literally can't delete heroes because $35 cosmetics

Whatever
Just temporarily give him NP's skillset for the time being until a brand new skillset can be devised. That would effectively delete him from the game

that's what you get for speaking spanish on an american server breh

>posts on an imageboard that knowingly tracks your IP
>wants to avoid becoming a part of the botnet
i know ur trolling but heres your (WEW)

doesn't /g/ have a wiki for precisely this sort of shit?

So basically Bristleback, Enchantress, PL, Brood, and Nature's Prophet literally only exist now to punish people who random?

I forget dotards, which team are Our Guys at Starladder?

yes, but you missed arc warden

i dont have any matumbaman pictures but it's team Liquid and maybe OG

>i dont have any matumbaman pictures
unacceptable

>dropped to 7.5k behavior score
>tfw player_behavior_score_last_report: 9295

nice

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WTF is that thing?

Just squid

a kid]/spoiler]

>playing doter at 4K mmr
>guy picks invoker
>asks for 2 tangos and a ward
>I give it to him, I'm playing silencer support
>safelane goes well
>I got a 4 min haste rune and gank mid
>invoker has a huge advantage in both levels and gold
>he singlehandedly manages to fuck up mid game, tilts like the dummy he is, and throws the game
>check dotabuff after game
>49% winrate overall
>47% winrate on invoker

This game is so stupid...

why does it have lights?

loads of squid have lights yo

don't hate based squid

imagine seeing light in the abyss
:^)

this is my new waifu

>tfw no lovecraftian squid hero

>leviathan the tidehunter

;_;

>posting Kelly

SPOILER THAT SHIT