/elyg/ - Elysicuck general

strawpoll.me/12401136/r

It's cure how you need to spend time on private server drama since there's literally nothing to do on retail besides running MoS+9 for the 30th time this week. Make sure to grind some more AP though, you don't want to fall behind now ;^)

I'm not playing retail nor am I playing any vanilla server, I'm just laughing at both sides acting retarded.

>I d-drew a picture of Onyxia for you, do you like it, user-kun?

no, we kick inactives every day

Let's get something clear: Alex is just one YouTuber cuck who everyone agrees is an idiot.

Given that, why the fuck do these devs take him so seriously that he literally has (thus far) basically killed two servers single-handedly?

My problem isn't the fact that these teams may or may not be corrupt, it's that they're so unprofessional that a simpleton like Alex has even a small chance of breaking their morale as soundly as he has thus far.

youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U

Nah he pulled an Alex and he's back now. Also, can someone tell me Asura's first name?

Attn. newfags: Crestfall is still going forward. Its discord will be removed. Asura is taking a break and will be going into silent development.

>killed Elysium
>killed Crestfall
>might possibly kill Gummycraft next
How do we stop the madman?

The tranny poll was better desu.

Kronos won.

except he literally said it isn't 5 minutes later

If your face doesn't serve as a seat for Madti at least once a month, you will get kicked.

...

>Asura is taking a break and will be going into silent development.
Wait a minute that seems familiar.
github.com/ccshiro/cc-buglist

Kronos won lads.

Alex isn't just any youtuber, he's the voice of the private server community; our champion.
Devs need to take him seriously or they run the risk of being irrelevant.

Corecraft when?

y-yes it was very cute, thank you

LGN staff doxxed Alexensual and stalked/threatened his family (particularly his sister), so some of Alexensuals fanboys did some digging and doxxed Asura in return

Now Asura acts outraged and cries in pain because the evil goyim dared to give him a taste of his own medicine

Reminder that (Elysium) are now 10/10 MC and 1/1 ONY after their first raiding weekend.

Whisper Manlett, Luthien or Babymetal for an invite rn, or just whisper any guild member and they can point you towards someone.

I know.

But there are three other primary core devs, and there's also ~15 testers still active.

so in other words we can expect the server in 2018 and it will still have whitekidney, asura and playtb staff behind it

nice

fuck off

how did elysium get 5 new devs in like 2 days? mmmmh seems fishy

man oh man do i love video games

>dox someone
>shittalk them about it on their very own discord
>get doxed back
>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Kronos is where we are boys.

>they still play on Elysium
You should put some time into planning your character for Gummy/Netherwing.

fucking kek

what classes are in demand?

>people hear about elysium after all the drama
>they decide they want to help out

i just....
just literally cant understand this....
this...place
like
how??
ive been here for almost a month now and how do you people do it?
always being racist and hating women
is it satire?
or are you "people" literally this ignorant and jaded....
unbelievable....

>Elysium BWL is in 8 months minimum

Holy shit hahahahahahaahah

>Kronoscucks getting this desperate for people to play on their dead server

Kronos -
Welcoming and supportive community for chance at pugging and world PVP events
Fun yet just Staff members that can take a joke and keep the riffraff out
Content! AQ20/40 PERFECTLY scripted! Naxx on it's way being tested RIGHT now!
Chinese VPNs blocked! No fake numbers where only two thousand people playing are the only English speakers.
A vanilla friendly 3k population peaks!

Elysium -
Uhhhhh....??
It has 8k population (6k is Chinese/Non-english speaking) (Crashes daily)
Urm.... get to do Molten Core for the next 8 months?
Drama

Hard choice desu

Currently locks and rogues i guess, but these things change monthly.

Try to pick a class that you will enjoy playing. You'll have more fun and be more likely to stick it out to 60.

how much yuan did you pay for your thunderfury?

I honestly feel sorry for alex. he has invested himself personally too much into this crap and seems to be taking it way too seriously. I hope hes just doing it for views and not really this crazy.

>Guildies treat me differently the minute they find out I'm a girl

Did I gave you a permission to save MY anime reaction image from the last thread?
I don't think so, gayboi.

So...
Which vanila server will this general go to now? Kronos or MagicWoW?

We knew that you're a girl from the very beginning, madti

>he thinks i saved it

Kill yourself Automute, go back to your ERP server.

we already have 60s on kronos
nobody is even considering magicwow

fuck off auto

>I'll hang out with you guys but I ONLY play undead rogue! XD
a literal blinding dose of autism akin to staring at the sun

fuck off auto

>play on hellground
>polacks don't give a fuck about server drama
>even if they do get doxxed, nobody cares about their slav shithole so they don't need to care
>alex and the rest of the autists won't play there because >tbc
Problem solved.

fuck off auto

Kronos won.

i would single-handedly code aq within a month just to smell the loot that madti has rubbed on her ass before giving it out

>tfw asmrfu puts out new video

It's an ud mage

OH FUCK BOYS.... CAN YA... CAN YA HEAR THAT?...
TIME FOR THE /ELYG/ ANTHEM !!!

>Orkestra background music

I eat spaghetti when ita ready uh oh mom said it's time for bed already!
Just kiddin, this killa gonna go do some fiddlin !
Once ma goes to bed ill be sneakin downstairs to watch dirty videos of guys givin head!
Once i came, it's time to do what i planned:
Play the game!

World of warcraft!(talkin bout my favorite gameeeee!)
World of warcraft!(ain't no muthafuckin bed time keepin me away)
World of warcraft!(pvp rank 14 here i come!)

>instrumental hipe hop beat

Yeah i maybe white but this freestyle is pretty fuckin tight!
Pureblood irish ready rock your world bro
Logging on my dwarf hunter to kill your ass bro!
All you gonna be able to say is "UH OHHH!!!"
You think you know pvp son?
Then you havent met me
Cause with me in a BG you wont be havin any fun!

World of warcraft!(talkin bout my favorite gameeeee!)
World of warcraft!(ain't no muthafuckin bed time keepin me away)
World of warcraft!(pvp rank 14 here i come!)

>hip hop beat turns into heavy metal breakdown

Call this the last verse put dont put my raps in a hearse
Cause i dont play not undead,
Youll know who i am when i blast ya in the head!
In bed; your mom is turning red.
From me plowin her
World of warcraft style killa
Mom style virginity steala!

World of warcraft!(talkin bout my favorite gameeeee!)
World of warcraft!(ain't no muthafuckin bed time keepin me away)
World of warcraft!(pvp rank 14 here i come!)

TAKE YUZUKO'S PICTURE OUT FROM THE TRASH BIN RIGHT NOW OR ELSE

E V E N W O R S E

you autists are going to make her quit with your ironic shitposting

she's German and doesn't understand the concept of jokes

trannies need to fuck off already

>Someone actually sat down and typed this
>There is someone, somewhere out there that is living and breathing that really fucking typed this
Lmao, I feel a little less shitty about myself now, thanks.

>you will never be Zimmer's friend IRL

Not everyone is obsessed with creaming themselves over conspiracy drama

Yes, everything thats gone on has been shitty but it seems odd that people are surprised that a private server (see: illegal) and the people who run it (see: illegally) dont have a squeaky clean reputation. This would be a big deal if a legitimate company was caught doing this kind of thing, but its not.

The average player has very little reason to care since pretty much all thats happened doesnt really impact them directly. They'll just keep playing until it blows over or the server shuts down

>his asmr husbando isn't uncle Ephemeral
Shit taste.

its copypasta that you're not supposed to reply to
way to go retard newfag

Very nice goy! Just let us farm your data foreign devil! Who cares that people get an advantage over you heheh!

stop whiteknighting a 300 pounds guy , you fucking fedora wearer neckbeard faggot

That doesn't take away from anything idiot.
The fact that someone (Not you since it's pasta) but SOMEONE out there typed this is fucking hilariously sad.

>make sarcastic comment towards her to joke around
>she thinks I'm serious and ignores me for an entire day
kek being German would explain that

Kronos -
Play with Automute

Elysium -
Don't play with Automute

gee wow tough call

Madti himself says hes a guy all the time, how lonely are you people that you are convincing yourselves a guy is a girl

>tfw always stand behind madti
>tfw do it so i can see that ass jiggle

What's wrong with automute?

Someone sat down and typed the Navy Seals copypasta.
Someone sat down and typed the "shit was SO cash" copypasta.
Someone sat down and typed "You want transparency? Here it is."
You sat down and typed your post.
I sat down and typed my post.

We're on Kronos btw.

he stole madti from me

what's right with him?

There's much more boipucci to go around desu

vocaroo.com/i/s0E0j1KjRIui

This is the last time you'll hear Asura in your life.

Get educated.

he made kass leave

>comparing your mentally ill text to actual fun memes

kek the hubris is real

none of them are pure nor cute

What am I doing as a low level paladin tank?

Do I just use seal of righteousness and judgement of righteousness all the time?
Should I use retribution aura for extra threat from the holy damage it causes or does it not add much?
Is it a good idea to pull groups with engineering grenades?

Kasandra is a drama queen and attentionwhore, glad he left

The first voice is his, he really pipes up at 2:50

>low level
>paladin
>tank
you fucked up 3 times

considering how thats how alot of people acted that's not fair to kass at all.

I'm not gay

Retribution Aura + Consecration + Seal of Righteousness = threat

Holy shit, that's based

>I'm a girl btw
>literally fucking changes his discord name to "Mom"
>I'm the paladin mommy :D I need attention