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will girls fuck me if i buy a sportbike?
kissless virgin at 22 btw
Is it American primetime already?
Should be Germanhour by now
Unless they're early sleapers
Thanks for the tip, I'll work on something when I get off work later.
No, I wish
isn't that Brandenburg user who got a street triple afterwards and who was on second SEM? I'm not sure
the weather was pretty nice lately, it was sunny most of the times and the temperature was around 20 degrees celsius
It's gonna be a bit more cloudy in the next few days, so I don't know
But Tbh I have so many pictures of my bike it's hard to find new interesting stuff, and because of that I don't take the big camera that often on my rides anymore. I need new ideas
Yes, do something like that, I think it would help
Girls dont care about bikes.
They'll fuck with you if you arent a weirdo that spends his time in a chinese cartoon forum.
I thought he was Bavarian and nobody could understand him.
And if it was Striple, I didn't recognise him with the last SEM.
paging wranon
I got a motorcycle and it is such an unreliable piece of shit
It stalls at every stop light.
The engine knocks about and sounds like it will explode any second.
Everything is rusted and falling apart,
Why did I have to fucking do this, I should have got myself a fucking car.
If you cant get grills without a bike you wont be able to get grills with one. Well unless youre this guy.
youtube.com
>this is what harley fags actually believe
>Talk to the State about employment on Monday
>Entrance Exams on the 13th as well as blood and drug screenings
>After results come back I have to go to Tucson for seven weeks
>Make it through that
>Job location is near Winslow, Arizona
>$38k/year starting
Can't wait to dump obscene amounts of money into the R3 lmao
Why did you buy a shitty 1970's bike? I bet they told you not to buy a cuckfe hipster sissy gayboi project.
i ride a s1000rr and have never gotten any looks from girls. they seriously dont give a shit
>Harley rider stole my girl
Ayy lmao!
IM STANDING ON THE CORNER IN WINSLOW ARIZONA
SUCH A FINE SIGHT TO SEE
ITS A GIRL MY LORD IN A FLAT BED FORD SLOWIN' DOWN TO TAKE A LOOK AT ME
no its a shitty 2010 125 bike. All of them are so shit, shitty build quality, made in China, and then learners don't look after them so within 12 months they turn to complete shit.
Whatever, in 7 weeks time I will get rid of this thing.
Fugg off cj get a real bike™
>he fell for the "1980s yamaha cafe racer project" add on craigslist.
All hipsters must die
He did nothing wrong.
NOOO THIS IS TERRIBLE
LITERALLY THE WHOLE REASON I'M SPENDING THOUSANDS ON A MOTORCYCLE AND GETTING INTO RIDING IS SO GIRLS WILL TALK TO ME
girls prefer adventure bikes.
Probably not going to be a significant factor if you don't have your shit together and spaz around women.
Motorcycles can boost your confidence and women notice that.
I ride a GS and I get looks from grills.
A lot more from boomers though, although less than when I rode this beauty.
A bike will definitely help, you still need to go for it though
>girls prefer the well-endowed (in the wallet area) old men who buy ADV bikes pretending they will at some point take them off road maybe
>girls prefer the well-endowed (in the wallet area) old men
stop right there tbhonest.
pls stahp
post high side
>blood and drug screenings
What will you do when they come out homo-positive?
>finally found a fucking shop manual for my bike
It's been actual months that I've been searching. I'm so happy, now I don't have to make super specific google searches (that usually end up with no results) or pay a mechanic every time something fucks up on my bike
Fucking noice user. Restore her good.
Yeeeah IKTF. When I first got into biking I'd take pictures of everything and the bike every stop. Now... meh.
If you get into track shape, learn to fast, make bike friends, crash, recover, crash again on the track and continue getting in shape and improving... they still won't jump on you, but at least you'll have a passion to talk about and will learn all sorts of stuff. I know you're trolling, but it's real talk pham.
Non bike autists think my bike is cool and shit.
They do think it is capable of proper off-roading though.
Got a bunch of wiring to do (PDU, charger, dual-camera). I'd normally solder, but there's nowhere I can work on the bike that has a power socket even vaguely nearby, which means crimping. Are the bog-standard red/blue/yellow pre-insulated butt-splice crimps OK (coupled with adhesive heat-shrink for waterproofing), or do I need to splash out on something more specialised?
thats a half truth
Its true you can see a lot of middle aged males on adventure bikes with ridiculously cute young girls als pillions at every riders meeting-point.
they arent in it for the money though.
Just picked it up today, validate my decision /dbt/
Or don't, because holy shit is this thing ever fun and I have 0 regrets
like this?
>And if it was Striple, I didn't recognise him with the last SEM.
what did he mean by this?
>Yeeeah IKTF. When I first got into biking I'd take pictures of everything and the bike every stop. Now... meh.
yeah it really is like this for me, too. But I don't know of anything new to take pictures of.
I guess I need another bike, heh
Low viz/10
>they arent in it for the money though.
Are they though?
I mean, yes I can probably ask my ridiculously cute young friend to ride pillion with me, but that's because she's a friend that likes bikes. But she wants something in return for it.
>Yeeeah IKTF. When I first got into biking I'd take pictures of everything and the bike every stop. Now... meh.
huh, when I first got a bike I was 6 and didn't have a camera, I wonder if this is why I never take pictures of my bikes.
they are usually in it for "spending time with daddy" reasons
No, that's because your parents bought their love and didn't actually love you.
>its a cager troll episode
Yawn
>not taking a picture of your bike at least every second ride.
makes me afraid of what people would think when looking through my phone though
Sorry phone posting
Got it otd new for 7500 cad (5600usd)
TAKE IT EASY, TAKE IT EASY
DON'T LET THE SOUND OF YOUR R3 DRIVE YOU CRAZY
That you like your bike?
The pictures on my phone are 50% work, 25% landscapes from work and 25% of my baiku. With my baiku as wallpaper.
Also, who the fuck looks in someone else's phone?
there is a yellow one?
how bad is the mpg on a 1200cc boxer engine?
My wife is jealous i have more pics of my bike than i do of her, but I haven't taken many pics since I crashed it last year.
Speaking of, I finally have everything right on my bike for the first time since buying it. throttle position sensor is where it should be, got a new chain on it, and just got a new helmet. I think i'll blow the gift cards i got for my b-day on a Sena SMH5
females:/
its an euro 4 bike, it probably runs 100km on fumes alone.
Jerky throttle and all.
37-45mpg
That's from the 2008 R1200GSA, riding 100+km per ride on the highway.
It looks good in yellow, mate.
Have fun and post more of it.
>letting a woman go through your phone for any reason
I've always had a hard rule about that in relationships. I don't fuck with their phone unless they hand it to me, and they don't fuck with mine unless I hand it to them
Never had that happen before.
Yessir
I got it cheap because it was yellow, nobody wants a yellow bikeuu
>SO GIRLS WILL TALK TO ME
If you want this ride all weather year round. You will be asked "Aren't you afraid of crashing?" at least once a day if it is raining and wearing your gear.
Tinder has been good to me since I started putting emphasis on the motorcycle thing. Good in the 'ride your motorcycle over here and fuck me' sense. Women are driven to have sex and have fantasies they want to fulfill just like men. Also, go for a bright colorful helmet & accents. Pair this with black/dark grey jacket and slightly lighter pants. This is basic fashion shit, and if your are going to drop a couple hundred bucks on this stuff, make sure it looks good together. Don't be pic related.
Always carry a skid lid incase some teenage rebel girl wants a ride somewhere down the road.
Cool bike
is the motorcycle jacket supposed to only go down to the top of my hip bones?
my normal everyday jackets go down below my waistline by a few inches
Little bit of ice never hurt anyone. Im going riding now but im going to spam the shit out of dbt when I get back
>nobody wants a yellow bikeuu
Hi, I'm nobody.
Thanks!
>dump obscene amounts of money into the R3
are you going to spend 4k getting 5 more horsepower out of it?
huh, looks like the euros didnt get that color.
Applied these decals last night to my solo seat. I was kinda scared since the seat was contoured with a bunch of weird compound bends. Turned out pretty well though after researching how to do it.
> I'm now automatically #1 best moto everywhere i go check my stickers.
>He only scored 1point
> in sudden death
Sexy ass bike mf
I can't justify justifying the engine in a bike like mine, just because there's not much easy things I can do that will do anything.
If I had a Sportster, I could go hog wild though.
Do you think this bike looks cool or shit?
>1993 Honda VFR750F
>want different exhaust from stock
>don't want to remove muffler for straight pipe loudness
>but love that NASCAR-like sound when straight pipe'd
What slip-on should I get? I know there are some from different bikes that fit, but I can't remember which ones.
Looks like a big bug. But if it goes fast and can do off roadan, it doesnt matter
Thanks m8!
Nigga wut
Jesus christos y so many fairings and panels?
(If true)
I was there, then I spent a day fixing the things that didn't work and it's not like that
I'll go hog wild on your boipucci
tbhonest it feels like the only type of motorcycle that actually looks like what a motorcycle should look like are nakeds.
Honda being Honda, unfortunately. Most used 3rd and 4th gen VFRs have fucked up fairing mounts and clips. It's normal ownership.
Kek. Justify spending*
U wish. Only nobikes thirsty for boipucci either way
>125
KEKEKKEEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEK
carb or fuel injected?
fuel injected.
the fuel injection is absolutely fucked. Got to take it to a yamaha dealer to get it fixed, but it is 40 miles away and I don't think the bike would survive the journey.
can't decide whether these fairings that g around the circular headlight is retarded or cool as fuck.
>no one wants yellow baiku
She looks frumpy.
>possible suspect for when your bike is stolen
I like how you think kit kat
:(
Kek
>tfw i ride my bright orange z1000
>loud as fuck and extremely visible
>everyone always looks
Not sure if im happy about it though
>muzzy exhaust
Ive yet to hear a muzzy that wont blow out your ear drums from a mile away.
Yeah, other wise they bunch up when your leaned over on a sport bike.
scooterfag here, i think modern spaceman-looking helmets are absolutely disgusting but i don't want to die, what are some decent-looking and safe reccomendations?
R8 my tours
>Please have SAM in Kentucky
...
Kansas looks so fucking boring lol
Guys should I buy the Hjc RPHA ST?
Is it good?
what kind of fucking name is that?
That looks better than it ought to
Protip, it 100 percent is. You have to realize that the scale for this map is like 125 miles per inch
I have an FG17 and it's aight
No issues with it at all
Fuck kansas