Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvetteā„¢ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

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BTFO

because im poor.
would prefer something else if i did have the money.
You supply some questionable arguments OP.

keked hard.

ahahahahah

utterly rekt

>>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
Uhm... 'No'. As with most American cars it looks like something from capeshit comics. Not bad, but not nearly as elegant as the listed brands.

Don't you mean capeshit cars look like American cars? Because capeshit is made by Americans?

Fair enough, but they show little desire to step away from this tradition. I find Corvettes nice personally, but incomparable with the sheer elegance of Aston or graceful athleticism of Ferrari.

Sad thing is gm fangirl girls actually think this is the truth

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>fake lap times

>projecting ocd butthurt

>projecting

that you are :3

writing an autobiography?

BTFO

that you are :#)

nice projection

that you are ... :D

nice projection

>yet another prezo abuses alphonse's autism thread

I can tell this is rigged for the nissan by the breaking pattern of the vette going into turn 5.

100% fraudulent shilling

CHECK EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>prezo this obsessed with me

there are 2 moments the driver of the corvette sabotaged his own fastest lap time.

first is the entry into corner 9 from the previous lap. He doesn't ease off at all, leaving him a little slower crossing the start.

Next is obviously when accelerating out of turn 4, he takes his foot completely off the gas and coasts for 1 second up to his maximum speed before breaking for turn 5.

There's your 2 second difference. A total match fix to sell a Nissan.

gm fangirls on suicide watch

Your race was rigged. And even if it wasn't, your driver won it with superior breaking.

Not a good way to sell me a car.

>this assmad

Not mad; not buying.

people defending american cars lmao

stay btfo

The Nissan's lap times are due to poor breaking by the Corvette in corners 5 and 9.

you're finished, shill.

because I already have the perfect vehicle

the nissan's lap times are due to it being better.

stay btfo

It's not better though. The vette driver sabotaged his own times with poor breaking.

That's what this image proves

stay btfo

every time you post that image. you're showing the entire world that Nissan deceives the world with rigged lap times to sell their cars.

and anyone can see it if they look at the breaking in before turns 5 and 9

so you admit gm can't compete?

Was the driver of the Vette a GM employee?

I doubt it. You found a guy who took a dive.

gm fangirls on suicide watch

I'm dead serious. With every post you make on this shit, a little more of the world learns Nissan rigs races to sell their cars.

Face it, nigger. I'll never buy Japanese shit again unless Nintendo makes a car. You got exposed as deceivers. Jews.

stay btfo

I actually worry Nissan has the cheat to achieve these results. A fast car isn't even hard to build. Cars are deliberately made slow as to not fly off the road.

All this shows me is their priorities are in deception, not engineering.

i actually worry gm fangirls will commit suicide
ye2msxy
oh wait, no i don't. kek, tm fangirls btfo yet again
LMAO THIS

you're leaking, shillbot

must be an engineering issue...

nice autobiography. stay btfo

I will personally destroy Nissan and draw and quarter every Jew who participated in this shilling campaign.

You made the wrong enemy today.

and my getaway car will be a Corvette.

Mid-engine pls

this thread is utter cancer. saged

bump

Prior to the 458 mange the most recent Ferrari that would be beautiful with a Citroen badge

Jesus Christ the samefagging is hilarious. I honestly don't care about the corvette/gtr argument because they're almost two different markets but the spergs always come out for them

>mfw i'm responsible for triggering them into samefagging ragefit

reported for saging a quality thread

this post caused a massive trigger

did GM ever stop nerfing the ECU to preserve drivetrain components and avoid warranty work?

The corvette GTR argument is basically the whole american muscle vs import argument based on superficial numbers that seem to mean a lot. It used to be 0-60/quarter-mile and now it's track times. The difference between 4 seconds and 3 seconds to 0-60 is how busriding faggots decide which car they want to put on their poster and talk to their friends about. The difference between even 2 seconds on a track is not enough to decide which car is "better". 99.9% of people buying a car like the corvette or GTR are not some track racer who needs the fastest car anyways and it pisses me off how much people care about the most trivial of metrics

LMAO

gm fangirls btfo yet again

any car that costs less than another car but outperforms it will trigger Veeky Forums.
follow this one simple rule and you'll have unlimited sides in orbit.

>tfw 30% cool

>fastest production car by country
that would be the ford gt

youtu.be/wQXrO0caBRY


>gm fangirls literally can't defend this

>modified

I did

>Insurance cheaper than a civic because responsible owners
>Clean examples available everywhere because responsible owners
>decent fuel economy for a v8 sports car
>Pretty quick
>very modifiable
>looks sick

Honestly pretty amazing

Yes, the hennessy venom gt is modified. Your point?

":3"
Back 2 Reddit

Venom gt is 100% stock, that ford gt is modified.

>venom gt
i think you mean lotus elise. and no it isn't stock. sperg more autist.

Prove a stock venom GT isn't a stock venom GT.
I'll wait.

>if i rename something it's somehow not modified
it's a modified lotus. i can see you're triggered by this simple fact.

The Lotus has an inline4, the GT a V8.

They're totally different cars.

Still a lotus. you're really jumping through hoops now, lol.

nah, you're stupid.

>can't refute a point
>better call him stupid
lol

Because its a modded lotus?
>heres your reply

it's real simple. an inline 4 is inferior to a v8.

>a modified lotus is a stock venom GT
>a modified ford GT is a modified ford GT

thanks for proving me right :^)

this kek. I think he has brain damage

wow quality response user. Now you are completely accredited and suddenly your words become facts. How did we ever think ourselves worthy enough to question you?

ditto

you're stupid too. kill yourself.

I guess Ford is another company that can't stand on its own engineering feats and has to shill the internet with dumb bullshit.

Never buying.

the fastest car around le mans is a 4 cylinder porsche.
>literally admits the venom gt is a modified lotus

le mans must be a shitty track if a europoor engine is king there.

BTFO

>Implying that's a bad thing thread.

bump for massive trigger

btfo

Yes lord user I shall go become an hero unquestioningly. How about you take your conquests to reddit, though, your majesty?

lol

lol

Oh I get it. It's literally only Nissan shills. What a trash company.

>the worlds fastest production car has triggered yet another spreg frenzy

yes, the ford gt triggers prezo hard

They're paid actors from Nissan who troll for pennies.

>projecting his mental complex over prezo
kek

test drove an infiniti once. total barf

>projecting your mental complexes onto others

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