When you're on the road and shit hits the fan, how do you handle your business

When you're on the road and shit hits the fan, how do you handle your business

Me personally
>check brake hard
>if all else fails, high beams

The fuck you talking about?

Fucking white male huh?

I feel like Veeky Forums (and other places) is invaded by late 90s babies who post from a phone and don't know shit about using an image board.

I fuckin miss the late 2000s. Assholes like OP were still playing in the sandbox.

Okay Mr.wannabeoldfag

Being here 3 weeks still makes you new, just so you know

you've only been here 3 weeks? Explains a lot :^)

>be driving suburban roads after a night worth of snow, 3+ inches
>in Camry 2014 sport edition
light turns yellow 50 feet away, couldn't stop at 35 mph without skidding into intersection and making a shit show
>accelerate slowly to not lose traction
>car turning right into my lane was seen speeding up to light and makes a right turn after a semi-complete stop like a fucken retard
>I honk like a geese
>bitch still goes
>I swerve onto grass pavement and skid the fuck out
>almost hit a sign
>bitch saw everything in rear view and sped as fast as she could
>rock and roll out of 5+ inch snow in a Camry
Toyota never fails.

Your fault for driving a lolfwd in snow

grab broken spark plug porcelain and break their windows

>Washington D.C. receives 1 inch of snow
>125 accidents
Kys

When in doubt, car shovel it out

>live in north east
>not driving awd
>not driving on winter tires
You're definitely the retard here

;>

>being this insecure about your driving skills
>muh awd will save muh life
I'm the retard. Kys.

Forgot pic related
>it's you

>SHTF
I grab my twingo and go innawoods.

>implying Washington, DC isn't in the South.

I conceal carry for a reason. Have 2 extra 12rd mags in the glove box, giving me 49 shots to work with.

>wheel comes off at 70 mph
>put out cigarette
>grab will with both hands
>slowly apply brake
>don't crash into semi
>come to controlled stop

I have one more too.

>Butthurt niggers

>lose control on turn
>skid
>car flips
>try not to die

This crash was actually rather run.

>not driving an awd
What a pleb.

Because that's going to prevent the wheel from coming off.
What you should have said was
>driving a chrysler
Although that chrysler does still run and drive. Best shitbox I've ever had.

just let go of the wheel, things tend to work themselves out.

>Do a break check.
>Car behind you goes around while possibly flipping you off.

Great Job!

fwd is good in snow you fucking tard

who dat semen demen. She got sum nice tiddies

Veeky Forums was shit then and it's shittier now.

Spend a bit more on dental work, less on tattoos dear.

Staying calm is the #1 best method to staying alive and winning while driving. Whether in traffic, pulling hectik skidz, or racing. Getting emotional ALWAYS increases the chance of a crash. Let people do their thing and just let them pass or whatever.

>fwd
>good in snow
The fuck am I reading?

>riding home
>about to make turn at 25mph
>rear tire loses bead on motorbike
>ohshitberries.torrent
>keep that bitch upright
>idle the 5000ft home

Engine weight over the drive axle. No uncontrollable oversteer. The only thing better in snow is all wheel drive.

>slow down
>pop door open
>come to stop
Without fail everyone bugs out at that point
After that I just ignore them

Is 5 inches of snow considered a lot where you live? that's cute.

This is before and after i drove right out. I'd like to say the charger did the same, but i'd be lying

Phone posting had a huge hand in killing this place. Social media was a mistake.

This. Considering all bad or aggressive driving around you a personal attack makes you a terrible and dangerous driver.

>hurr someone overtook me in a way I disapprove of or in a car I disapprove of or overtook ME at all
>better fucking get revenge

>just complains
>doesn't do anything positive to try and correct the problem
this is partially your fault as well

>on a curvy part of the freeway
>passing in the middle lane since there's a lot of open room and the cars in the left lane are going slow
>all of a sudden, a car to my left is veering out of his lane (cause it's curvy I guess?) and into my lane
>at this point I'm going too fast to break and don't even want to take my hand off the steering to honk
>just accelerate through

made it fellas

This applies doubly so while riding. Lady cut me off pretty bad in a parking lot so I tried accelerating hard while turned in to catch up to her and ate some asphalt. But learning that lesson in a parking lot is much better than learning it on the highway.

>When you're on the road and shit hits the fan, how do you handle your business

OP meant to say how to make the shit hit the fan for other drivers. OP is a wanker wanting ideas to shit it up for everyone else.

Generally, braking steadily to a halt while looking for an escape route, and checking through alternative routes in my head.

OP didn't want solutions to problems. His answers show that his request was about how to make shit hit the fan for other drivers.

I still get better traction in RWD, probably because of weight distribution.
Also skids are fun.

Ohhh.
Goad them into overtaking, but then accelerate so they have to choose between overtaking me or not being splattered.

To make people back off, I just wiggle the wheel until the back wheels cut loose.

agreed.

i give up, not worth it pumping content into a place that has been overrun with the 'new norm'. it will never be like it was in the early years. olderfags left and grew up, and the new PC-whipped tumblr fags set it.

Veeky Forums: Never before, never again.

If anything you sound like the PC faggot here, getting triggered over literally nothing

Phone posting allows me to post when I'm away working and can't get to my computer for weeks at a time

Stay mad basement dwelling neet

>driving home from work one night
>rwd an the ground was a little wet when i took a curve, slipped into a skid

luckily i knew to apply a little power and turn the wheels to pull off a semi-shitty drift. people around me looked at me like i was an asshole though, they thought it was intentional.

And what's wrong with that? Sometimes people need to be put into place. Yeah I understand shit happens and you sometimes do things by accident but if you're being a dick or driving like an incompetent asshole than fuck you

Shitskin plz go

Right because white people NEVER get road rage ever

Get out

>people complain about phone posting when ive been doing it since 2009

>No "uncontrollable" oversteer.
weak.

Hit the "panic" button on my fob.

>faggot

DON'T ASSUME MY SEXUAL PREFS SHITBAG

lol god your a tard.

i drive a RWD V8 sedan in the snow with no problems. never really get stuck

if i take my mom FWD V6 sedan it slides all over, cant take off, gets stuck and lolnohandling

maybe its my snow tires i usually put on my car. but the first snow of the year and i didnt put the snows on yet and it STILL did better

I've been doing it since '07 (Junior year of highschool).

>those teeth

>bullying retards
>not helping
ur a faget