ITT: Car brands Amerifats can't have

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yet.
didn't hear the news?

even tho I wonder what kind of role they think that brand will have there.

Lower-market VW.

Cheaper more reliable VW, just like anywhere else?

>more reliable

lol, they will probably be manufactured in the same mexican factory

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>every PSA brand

But we do get Alpina over here.

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hurr durr amerifat
hurr durr yurocuck

fuck these threads, i really don't give a fuck about which part of the world you consider to be your comfort zone.
If you want to talk business there is another board for that and there is a perfectly good reason as to why these brands are not being sold in the US and vice versa.

Just stop it, i can hop on a plane right now and be in america in 8 hours and vice versa.

Fucking kids

Great news! The Dacia Sandero is in its 11th production year!

>want to talk business
>forum for autistic teenagers

With the exception of a Niva I've never ever wanted a Lada

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>hurrdurr 4chinz is 4 le shitposts
>select all images with buses

>Veeky Forums is for sirious bidness
>select all images with toddlers

Most things I want I never available in the us. Ewhy does the us have to be so cucked?

Great!

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>Thirdworlder who can't even type in English
>posting

>Literally just a rebadged Regal/Malibu

Nobody cares about rebadged VAGcrap when you can already get VW and Audi. Also, nobody cares if it's produced in Mexico by drunk idiots fresh off their siesta.

It's the opposite, the Opel is the original.

what fucking gay interior design is the Malibu please, what the fuck

We aren't getting the new Alpine A110 last I read :'(

No, I'm actually an american. Just forced to type on a shit tablet since my computer is having problems, and I really suck at it. I will remember to double check from now until I resolve the issues.

Are they better than BMWs? Ive never heard of them until now.

No. They're worse. They take a stock BMW, make it worse and sell it for twice the price.

I've looked at alpinas from time to time. Im a eurocuck btw, and I've known about them for quite some years. But I cant help thinking that taking a bmw and just changing the name to say Alpina B10 is kinda retarded. Like, do they actually change so much about the car that they have the right to literally not use the name BMW in a car that actually is a damn BMW?

Implying you dont want a VW and an Audi

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They're distributed in North America via BMW's own dealership network.

i am guntha i workz at z alipina factory yah i can tell right away youz post is gay and youz is a gay faggot yah

Any new 2WD wagons

Niva is the only worth considering
commiecuck here

They're a tuning house just like Brabus or Gemballa. I don't understand the reason for your reeeing.

pleb

I'd actually like it if these brands opened their markets in the US. All the euro shitboxes we get over here is krautshit

Isn;t that Alpine?

fuck you for this

You just like a little boy

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Alpine is Renault.

do you have Dacia in burgerland?

>painted bumpers

WHOA THERE.

This must be the luxury variant.

Canada got Lada, the brand has been gone for about 20 years. US got Yugos.

US also didn't get the Hyundai Pony back in the 80s. What a pile of low priced shit but these sold like hotcakes at the time.

That's fucking right. Painted bumpers are a privilege, not a right.

Hon

fite me irl

how can it be more reliable if its literally just a cheaper rebadged vw? not that vw is considered unreliable in europe though.

Less of the cutting-edge tech makes it into Skodas, so they're less prone to teething issues.

Fucking copycats.

Shit, was thinking of Alpina.

BOURGEOISIE GET OUT RRREEEEEEEEEEEE HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON

That's right, fucking copycats.

>tfw Ralph Nader killed this car and you will never experience it

They sold them by the hundreds of thousands.

That's a lot isn't it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Corvair

Apparently after Nader's book came out in 65 production plummeted

do the burgers even know where the czech republic is?

Baguette posting INTENSIFIES
Want to race Twingo dude?

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Yes. It's one of those mountain muzzie shitholes that was bombed into near-nothingness by Russkies in the 90s.

East of germany, north of austria, west of slovakia, south west of Poland

Come on man I play euro truck sim 2 too

its not the cutting-edge tech that goes wrong all the time. and also not everyone wants to drive a 30 year old piece of junk without any gadgets.

we got Nissan and Mitsubishit

I really like the front fascia on these things but what the fuck is the rest of the car doing. Should have more aggressive look to it like a 2012 focus hatch.

According to the 2010 census, there are around 3500 Muslims in the Czech Republic (less than 0.1% of country's population), compared to 495 in 1991.

I'm not even going to start and explain the history of the czech.
You should stup spewing bullshit and start reading some books, 'cuck'

In other words:
> car brands americans don't want (presumably because they're shit)

>has no idea what the brand or it's products are
>feels he has the authority to label them '30 year old pieces of junk'
frog_rolling_eyes.jpg

Americans don't even want cars, they want cheeseburgers

>replying to the wrong post
>not getting the obvious play on Czech/Chechen and the fact most burgers don't know the difference
welp. now I know besides 3500 muslims there's also a terminal retard in Czechia. gib Sudetenland.

>euro truck sim 2

>Škoda
>Shit
Listen here, buddy. It ain't fucking easy trying to make cars under Communism.
Škoda is the biggest tragedy of 20th century car industry.
Great engineers with passion fucked by the backwards technology of Warsaw block

WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER

Of course I do.

But I'm a Veeky Forumsaboo who thinks your country should still be called Bohemia.

>Veeky Forumsaboo
>/pol/tard who like Paradox games
You shouldn't confess to such perversions to anyone.

>all those cool renault and peugeot and citroen and suzuki hot hatches we miss out on
>tfw literally NO 3 doors
>FUCKING NONE

Even vagina finally got rid of the 3 door GTI last year here.

>Sudetenland

>only 5 doors
>but no wagons

oh no what a tragedy

>we don't get Lower tier VWs and other assorted Eurotrash

I'll try not to cry to sleep tonight.

seat and skoda take vw tech and make them better and more reliable before putting them in their cars
at least do some research before shit posting
t. non euro

>Skoda and Seat take shit and more more shit out of it


Really made me think!

what kind of car do you have?

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who tf wants a skoda???Or a seat, or citroen or renault for that matter?

a fucking lada.. yeah, because i want a termite infested car.

being this retarded

something that isn't either Ameritrash or Eurotrash. What about you? Hmm?

false flag is false

ah yes
just as i expected
a jdm

this is a hairdresser car.

honestly i think seat makes better conpacts and hatches than vw and skoda makes better family cars
sue me
t. vw owner that wanted a cupra

>tfw all the best cars are hairdresser cars

>civic driver
wew lad

post your car

always assumed any brand not sold in america was shit. was hoping this thread would prove otherwise, it didn't.

>tfw no supercharged ute

why live

Are Citroen's sold in your country, burgers?

I can't quite imagine them having a market there.

Anyway, Skoda has a pretty sweet rally machine. If only their actual cars were anywhere near as interesting.

Nope, literally zero french cars sold here. Quite sad tbqh. I don't know why.

>holden is basically dead