/meg/ - Mass Effect General

>no mission where you rescue her from Cerberus assassins tying up loose ends
>she'll never hug you after the fight when she realizes she should stop hiding and that the safest place in the galaxy is in your arms
Feels bad

>forgets the image

well lets see, i already hate cora, peebee and liam so i guess it'll be the other three on rotation

>prerendered promo material equals graphical fidelity of the game
please stop falling for this meme

Is this a confirmed pairing?

What kind of genitals do you think he has?

Cora and someone else. Possibly Drack, Pelessaria or Vetra

Will MEA make Biotics great again?

For oven. Cheap ugly slut, Bioware really outdid themselves.

but even the me3 cutscenes didn't look this good, so there's still noticeable improvement.

Pair. Like snakes.

It's somewhat similar to a horsecock.

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Vetra, swapping between Drack and Jaal depending on the mission

There was a time that biotics weren't great?

Rude!

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ME2

They were pretty shit in ME2. Slightly better in ME3 with the detonations. Never as great as they were in ME1.

Gas the baguettes, bread war now.

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>tfw best girl is your sister

Femshep is so cute
C U T E
U
T
E

I want to hug her in that armour.

>they can't keep getting away with it

It's DA2 all over again

>most of the sentient species' names end with "-an"
>Turians, Krogans, Salarians, Quarians, and Volus all have 3 fingers
>in ME1, the guns had virtually unlimited ammo but had to vent heat; in ME2 they changed it to stupid fucking cooling rods that made them the same as regular guns
>Tempest has no weapons, despite being sent to a completely foreign region of space
>Nomad has no weapons

Kelly deserved more screentime

So the previews and devs have mentioned PeeBee had a girlfriend who cheated on her. She's a cuck. Does that make her /pol/'s girl?

I wish Bioware would make a completely alien sentient species. Like maybe an asymmetrical fungoid race, or something.

Humanoids are so un-creative.

Imoen mod when?

>conviniently doesnt show the disarm animation

hanar exist

Kelly is quite possibly the moste pure and innocent romance of all

Will Kallo Jath be a LI?

I heard you can flirt with him.

You can flirt wit EDI too

I like ME1/2 FemShep more than the ME3 one.

and Bioware does nothing with them.

No you can't

Jesus I hated that whinny thief. Though Aerie was even worse.

It would be really stupid to have a salarian LI, but yeah, you can probably romance him.

they should've just kept her design, Femshep didnt deserve the ME3 shitstorm.

Hanar and Rachni are okay. I just hope there are more non-humanoid aliens in Andromeda.

Salarians have extremely low sex drives. They just cum on eggs occasionally because they know they'd go extinct if they didn't.

I think if he's an option it will be a non-traditional romance. They said there would be relationships that were "meaningful, but non-sexual"

vetra a shit!
turian genocide now!

IIRC, Salarians still want to fuck Asari.

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>assblasted bluberry

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>tfw you will never live in a post reaper war Human Imperium ruling with an Iron fist over the aliens

>tfw you will never hunt down the last remaining batarians like you're on a African safari

>tfw you willl never execute Tali in front of Garrus before hanging him then letting go right before he dies, repeating this all day.

>tfw when you will never steer a asteroid into the salarian homeworld

>tfw no Genophage 2.0

>tfw you will never rape Aria before splitting her head

>tfw you will never lead a crusade into the Terminus system

>tfw when you will never get to tell your grand kids about that time you hanged Asaris during the dissolution of the council

why live?

low sex drive doesn't mean you can't have a relationship. you just need both people to be equally uninterested in sex and there's no problem.

no sex drive doesn't necessarily mean they can't experience love either.

wasn't there a salarian with a human girlfriend in ME3? the girl who sells her fancy car to buy him top of the line armor? that's the kind of shit a girl will only do if she loves you. i guess it's possible it was one-sided though.

wrong

Yeah, Mordin notes how it's strange that Asari are more appeaeling to Salarians and theorizes why during the convo where he rejects Shepard.

UR WAIFURACE A SHIT

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I don't even have an asari waifu. My point was that all turians and quarians must die.

Why isn't the ponytail animated?

c-cute

Asari and Krogan first, you shitter.

>Ryder smashes his skull against the ground
>everyone is now doomed

stiff wax

She has so many space STDs.

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so does liara but it doesn't stop people from obesessing over her

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Scott looked better with brown eyes.

need soldiers and whores in the coming white human empire.

good luck getting overrun with space niggers and bluberries dipshit.

Will we be able to customize Ryder like Shepard?

Cuz man that face.

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Mass Effect 1 and 3 is cute.

I was reading one of the Gameinformer articles which mentioned one of her responses to yours attempts at flirting with her: "Buy me a drink, and who knows what will spill out of my mouth."

no

Yup.

to avoid clipping

FUCK

Won't it clip more if it doesn't have any flexibility?

look at him and raugh

jk you can

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Why is it looking like a Trudeau on hormones?

>who knows what will spill out of my mouth
this just seems like a precursor to horrible vomit

stiff = predictable, flexible = messy

It's lazy, but it works

Hair is fucking difficult, man.

Are there any games with changeable hair that is still flexible?

Who is Pelessaria modeled after?

This is the underarmor thing. One of the previews mentioned that when you're in Kadara / friendly spaces you're in the casual outfit. Just like ME3.

I like brown-eyed blondes. I might make a mediterranean looking Ryder.

I don't like the nose.

Dont do that to me user.
I just wanna self insert and escape my living hell in the form of a deep space journey .

Oh boy, you did it. Here they come.