Veeky Forums cringe thread
tasteless mods, uninformed retards spouting nonsense, you name it.
I'll start with this gem I just found. You know nothing makes girls moister than a rattle canned Acura with Pinky and the Brain airbrushed onto the hood. Wear that "panty dropper" sticker with pride, you intrepid mouth breather.
If I wanted to cringe i'd ask you for your opinion
someone on Veeky Forums unironically posted this
1000% SAVAGE
this
metacringe thread
That watch is way to crazy for my taste.
Whats up with the gloves?? Ffs i own one of these and everything that needs grip is perfect.
They're fedoras for your hands. Completely useless in a modern car that has leather wrapped wheels and knobs, gloves are for cars with wooden wheels but young plebs who want to look classy will wear them despite them being completely out of place
My hands are so worn out from double jacking cocks all day because I drive a frs tho, I need the gloves.
I'd agree but my leather steering wheel is so worn out and grotty that its more slippery than wood
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>FR-S
>'driving' gloves that are actually from a gimp suit
>that fucking watch
>real weeb music, not just eurobeat
Holy shit.
why is the shift knob cooked?
>theme song version
WEW lad.
My absolute favourite thing about this is that his gloves are way too big.
could be a lot worse. It's probably his profile ID on FA
Whats FA?
you dont want to know
What is it with faggots and G-Shocks? They're some of the worst looking watches I've ever seen.
Furries Anonymous.
It's an online mental asylum, admission is voluntary.
Furries Affinities
a shitty site ran by morons.
someone link the sticker & mx-5 threads in here and then close & pin it.
The only thing that could have taken them down was FN but it turned out to be web3.0 crap so bad that actual sabotage to FA couldn't help them
lol I remember when that was posted. Can't remember what the thread was about but I just remember everyone giving him shit
>dapper sticker on windshield
Cringe as fuck.
But as an added bonus:
>so low it will scrape on road reflectors
>giant shiny wheels
>tires stretched to fuck
>roll bar inside
Who the fuck is this guy kidding?
Do you know how durable a g shock is? They're pretty great if you don't work in an office all day.
>muh durability
Yeah sure that faggot with the hand fedoras and the miata needs durability for his OBNOXIOUSLY LARGE WHITE LOOK AT ME WATCH
It makes me so mad that this guy ruined a good condition lachssilber facelift, while I'm stuck with my bronzit shit
I have a black one I use when hiking. They are quality but obnoxiously large
>bronzit shit
Take that back nigger I'm stuck with faded and fucked diamantschwartz
That's an obvious nigger bling watch instead of anything utilitarian in that photo though.
You're missing my point kid. Hand fedoras, scion, this guy isn't using any durability aside from the durability of his bunghole.
True but i'm just saying they serve their function and are actually solid.
Though they are a complete rip off and you get get better watches for much cheaper.
I like dimantschwartz, cut and wax and make it look good at least a little.
Mines not even bronzit entirely, the PO said he thinks it had a maaco paint job on it in just generic beige. Then when some bitch backed into him he got the front redone and painted actually bronzit and it hardly matches. They're both horrible, the back is faded and the front is chipping.
I'm probably going to either get it painted zinno or alpinweiss or ideally inka like a 2002
>pic related, looks so good imo
im somewhere inbetween a smile and a kek
You don't have to like this car, but you have to respect it.
>I like dimantschwartz, cut and wax and make it look good at least a little.
Black is overrated.
As for cut and wax... What part of "fucked" didn't you understand?
I mean mines really fucked but that made it look at least a little better
Above the crease in the body it's faded and rough like a sheet of paper. On the roof, trunk lid and hood it's like a 30 year old bbq grille. It's beyond help. Repaint is not happening for at least another couple of years. I have other priorities. It drives how I wanted it to drive, that's the most important thing.
That's pretty much exactly how mine is. My trunk looks like this.
I know it's off topic, but what have you done to it? Mines pretty simple
>offset front control arm bushings
>bilsteins
>H&R sports
>full poly bushings in the rear
>garagistic adjustable subframe
Luckily no peeling clear coat on mine, it just looks like a ruined flat black paintjob and the top surfaces are as rough as sandpaper. Pic related.
>I know it's off topic, but what have you done to it? Mines pretty simple
To keep it short:
>Turbo M20B25 swap
>DIY ground control style coilovers
>Wheels and good tires
>Z3 rack
>UHMW bushings
>all suspension wear parts replaced
I know you.
Well it's a distinctive car.
This car is actually pretty cool.
OP probably driives a camry.
You know my car or you know me?
>so low it will scrape on road reflectors
It's probably on airbag suspension and can be raised.
>giant shiny wheels
Nigga what? Those look like BBS RS wheels.
>roll bar inside
The fuck is wrong with that?
Kys.
Just your car. I follow you on Instagram. I do live nearby you I think, but I've never seen you around.
>>so low it will scrape on road reflectors
>It's probably on airbag suspension and can be raised.
doubtful, stancefags don't have that much sense
>>giant shiny wheels
>Nigga what? Those look like BBS RS wheels.
they're too big and shiny, my point stands.
>>roll bar inside
>The fuck is wrong with that?
stanced out car with a rollbar. i.e. slow as fuck and not trackable car.
If you can't figure out why that's retarded you're retarded.
you can see where they went over the window with the brush tool.
Neat. I don't recognize your car by description, the only mismatched bronzit I know of who follows me is turbo car.
If a guy can afford BBS RS wheels, he can afford airbag suspension. If they are real 4x100 16" bbs rs, they go for 2500+ USD.
Don't h8 m8
>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr h8ers
typical stancefag
You shut your whore mouth
That's Pinky and the Brain
Not to mention that it's cool to scrape on road reflectors.
>If a guy can afford BBS RS wheels, he can afford airbag suspension
If a guy has the poor taste to put a "dapper" sticker on his windshield he has the poor taste to be a muh static drop retard
>If they are real 4x100 16" bbs rs, they go for 2500+ USD.
1 in 100 odds that they're BBS. 100% odds that they're big, shiny, and have stupid stretched tires.
>Don't h8 m8
Friends don't let friends drive stance
Lots of E30s in this thread!
Yeah I haven't posted about it, I used to have a zinno 325is.
I guarantee those wheels cost more than 80 percent of the cars on Veeky Forums
I can almost guarantee you that they're $600 tops replicas
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>Yeah I haven't posted about it, I used to have a zinno 325is.
Yeah not ringing a bell sorry. What happened to the 325is?
Rusted away and sold to a junkyard.
Oh well it's fine that you do that recognize me :^(
Look at the finish on the dish.
Even from that photo I can tell they're not,
>Rusted away and sold to a junkyard.
F
Truly tragic
>Oh well it's fine that you do that recognize me :^(
:(
>Don't h8 m8
Stancefag detected, how long ago did you get your license big guy? So many rep companies make knockoff BBS RS there's like a 1/50 chance those are genuine.
>thread on Veeky Forums actually has a modicum of potential
>"stop liking what I don't like" faggot ruins it
ggwp
Its not sole rusty civic shitbox
Keep believing bullshit like that though I'm sure it helps you sleep at night thinking those stupid tasteless stancefags don't have wheels worth more than your mother's ford escort wagon
>cringe thread on Veeky Forums has a cringey stancefag car with a cringey sticker on it
>butthurt stancefag derails the thread defending his buttbuddy
please leave stancefag
12 year-old samefagging detected
>s-stupid stance! f-fags!
Why keep clicking on a thread you don't like?
>s-s-s-s-samefag h8rs!!!!!!!!11!1
Typical stancefaggot
This is a cringe thread though, and stancefags defending a stancefag is pretty good cringe.
Where am I defending anybody? It's cute you automatically inferred I was even talking about you.
and now he backpedals
I like how poorfag autists always take the chance to shit talk about those stupid little stancefags
Upset they can afford wheels and coilovers worth more than your annual income?
He's not the one posting like a mad little kid bevause he was called out on not knowing what bbs rs' were Lmao
>bbs rs
*fake wheels
kek
Nah, if it were a civic or something I'd say so but stancefags whp obviously put that much money and work into their car don't roll on fakes
Keep believing that though if it helps you sleep at night LMAO
the thing is though, look at his steering wheel it looks like new. Mine is already smoothed down and faded because my hands sweat when driving. It sucks because if i use gloves it would stay looking new but i just refuse to use em
>anti stance brigade is present
Great cringe thread
>stance
Ahh yes
Literally the participation trophy of the car world
nigger please.
Take your fedora and shove it up your ass you enlightened dumb fuck.
I've been a honest to good lumberjack and a blacksmith.
Any regular watch even fucking knockoff rolex will be fine
You never need a Gshock. You will never have a lifestyle where you absolutely need gshock.
It's an ugly fucking watch worn by retards who think practicailty beats style.
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And I bet you feel such a sense of superiority by shit talking people who have more money than you and are in a position to do whatever they want with their car
Go back to jerking to bone stock crown vics on Craigslist, poorfag cuck
Lel, I love it when assmad stancefags start crying, the projection is real
Did a stancefag steal your body pillow or something?
Lmao the mad little girl is throwing around words he doesn't know the meaning of
Stay upset stancefags have wheels worth more than your shitbox :^)
doesn't matter if you have wheels worth more than an entire apartment block worth of cars if you get rekt by a golf kart.
This, you'd look like a bigger idiots for spending so much money on rims and nothing worth a fuck, which is why stajcefags are the car scene's equivalent to peewee soccer
>unironic stance fags
Oh God they exist
>muh racekars!!
>all that matters is lap times!!
Lmao, can always tell a try hard non enthusiast from those who actually like cars
>stancefags
>liking cars
every picture I've seen makes me think they hate cars
Why? They spend more time washing and polishing their car than you do cleaning cheese out of your dick
>washing and polishing a car so other people give them + rep for maintaining a car that doesn't drive
i'd rather take pic related, a completely beaten and abused car that is used to race others rather than some car that can't drive over a leaf that is just a showpiece.
Cars aren't for show, they're for going as fast as they possible can.
this is a car that's not impressive because it's been polished and ruined by some faggot.
This is a car that does autocross and has a V6 in it. It is impressive because it has money and love spent on it to make it perform better.
Not some stance ruined wannabe faggot who has 0 skills anywhere other than rubbing a cloth on a surface and whose only hope of getting noticed is not through skill or performance but only by wasting money on their cars to buy their way to the top.
stance is for daddysmoney faggots who can't get nowhere in life unless they pay for that shit.
Ruined, beaten cars that go around the track or on the street against others do what cars were meant to do: Use all their mechanical aspects to propel them towards victory.
nobody spent any time polishing these cars like some faggy stance faggots who think that only thing that matters is a good looking car.
These cars are dented, scratched to shit, they have parts removed, they have parts just randomly slapped on and ugly welds and zip ties everywhere. They don't need to look good, they need to work.
And their drivers, they gather at nights on dangerous, tight, twisty. unsmooth moutain roads and risk their lives driving down them as fast or as sideways as possible.
Not because they want money or fame.
But because they like driving and want to get better at it.
They waste money and fuel and bang up their cars and they risk their lives and others lives.
Just cause they have passion to drive.
All you ever risk is ruining cars resale value you pussy as spastics.
>Why? They spend more time washing and polishing their car
So please tell me again, how does LITERALLY polishing a turd make you a car enthusiast
that is a show car user.
Its actually owned by an american guy now, has been seen in Las Vegas a couple of times.
you're thinking of this one:
owner must have sold it then
I remember reading a quote by the owner a while back in regards why he doesnt fix the paint. He considered every scratch and bit of patina as a battle scar from the races and highway runs. Its not meant to be a pretty thing to look at, its supposed to be a showcase of the tuning potential and power
the original one is still in owners hands afaik.
It gets shown sometimes, I think jalopnik guy got to see it and said it was dented and scratched to shit. "...it looked like it had been driven like it was meant to"
I like his raido